Guest AhmedJohnson Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Things are about to change around here! Ahmed Johnson has arrived. I'm not here to flame or bash anyone. Instead I'm here to make a statement. I'm here to represent all the wrestlers that get mocked and laughed at. It's not fair and not right. You mock guys like Test, Brock, Kane, X-pac, etc. These guys put their lives on the line every single night just for your benefit and all you do is tease them. The reason why I picked Ahmed Johnson as my nickname is because Ahmed Johnson was a prime example of what I'm talking about. This man basically risked his life and what did he get for it, nothing. This man was an amazing sports enterainer. He was an great athelte, had amazing promos, and an all around good guy. What happened to him, he was screwed and mocked. But, know I'm here to put a stop to the teasing of a wrestlers workrate. I'm here to show you smarks the light. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted September 2, 2002 1. Ahmed sucked. 2. You're an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted September 2, 2002 That is an ugly Ahmed pic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Oh joy, another gimmick poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted September 2, 2002 A prerequisite for being Ahmed is that you have to type so we have no clue what you're saying. I give you an F. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AhmedJohnson Report post Posted September 2, 2002 1. Ahmed sucked. 2. You're an idiot. 1. Tell me how he sucked? 2. How I'm I an idiot, you don't even know me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 He was an great athelte, had amazing promos, and an all around good guy. What happened to him, he was screwed and mocked. As the biggest Ahmed mark on this board, I decline comment on this one. ::hangs head in shame:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 2, 2002 YOU GUB DUN! YOU GUB DUN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AhmedJohnson Report post Posted September 2, 2002 This is what I'm trying to prove. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Damnit Incadenza, you beat me to it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AhmedJohnson Report post Posted September 2, 2002 In my 15 min on this board I have realized how pathetic you guys really are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HossSauce Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I love my hosses, and even *I* think that Ahmed sucks. He had no psychology, got winded, had to be carried through matches spot-by-spot, hurt people numerous times, was stiff, believed his own hype and basically acted like a mark, and his promos should have come with a translator. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Say, Ahmed, what's the deal with those speedo tights you always wore. They made me simultaneously uncomfortable and strangely excited. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 *coughbanhimcoughbanhimnowcough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AhmedJohnson Report post Posted September 2, 2002 What the hell is a hoss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Loom at the autograph on the picture. I think it says "Good Bless" Instead of "God Bless" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Not another gimmick poster. The board has enough of those already. On the flip side, he will probably be banned before the week is out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Three thoughts: 1. Coming onto the board and saying "you guys are all wrong and I'm here to correct you" is not a good way to make friends here. 2. Your name is Ahmed Johnson. Your picture is signed "Big T". 3. I am going down... ON YO MAMA!!! Bwahahaha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Loom at the autograph on the picture. I think it says "Good Bless" Instead of "God Bless" It kinda looks like "Good Day, Big T." Which would be really funny to hear Tony Norris say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Heh, I was just exploring my new SUPER MOD POWERS~!, and there are all sorts of fucking awesome methods to dick with people at my disposal. Must... not... abuse... POWER... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Such as? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Ahmed: get an Ahmed avatar also Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I've already been victimized by Jingus' SUPER MOD POWERS~! Damn you, Jingus, damn you to hell! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kingpk Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Heh, I was just exploring my new SUPER MOD POWERS~!, and there are all sorts of fucking awesome methods to dick with people at my disposal. Must... not... abuse... POWER... Dames already abused his. "#2 JLH Mark", yeah in his own little world of Damesland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Such as? Name it. It's THAT cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted September 2, 2002 *coughbanhimcoughbanhimnowcough* Taken care off, Mr. Rant. And you should have that coughed looked at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Am I the only one who saw "Good Dogs, Big T" on that picture? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I'm guessing this was the work of TestKick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted September 2, 2002 As if that wasn't Hoff. WE KNOW IT WAS YOU HOFFYKINS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Hoff was TestKick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
