Evil Ex's.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This is the one I talked about in Random Observations. The subject at hand was how I'm a self-centered asshole and others think the same, despite the fact that I'm so overblown about it that it's obviously faked arrogance...

 

Vivid Prodigy: And I'm not alone in that opinion, either.

Kotzenjunge: Patrick doesn't care.

Vivid Prodigy: I knew you wouldn't.

Vivid Prodigy: I just thought you should know ::shrugs:: it is always helpful to let a blind person know their situation.

Kotzenjunge: If the idiots can't see that I'm only acting, it's their fault.

Kotzenjunge: I want to dress a blind guy up in a pirate outfit.

Vivid Prodigy: Obviously you're not acting, because when I try and talk about something, and you go "I don't care," that is being self-centered.

Kotzenjunge: No, it's saying I don't care to hear about it because I have no physical, mental, or financial investment in the subject.

Vivid Prodigy: therefore being self centered?

Kotzenjunge: If being self-centered involves not wanting to be bored, guilty as charged.

Vivid Prodigy: because you have no investment in the subject, you automatically don't care about it?

Vivid Prodigy: investment implies that there is something in it for yourself.

Kotzenjunge: And you speaking implies that I care what you have to say. Keep your beef to yourself, I have no time or concern for it.

Vivid Prodigy: You know what?

Vivid Prodigy: Fuck you. I've been trying to be amicable for the last month or so, but now I've discovered that I cannot stand you.

Kotzenjunge: Yes, that would be why you tell me you're mad at me.

Vivid Prodigy: You've become almost everything that I despise.

Kotzenjunge: Don't give a reason, but keep it up anyway.

Kotzenjunge: You haven't become it, you are it.

Vivid Prodigy: Yes, because you would've give a fuck if I told you or not.

Vivid Prodigy: Oh? And why do you despise me, hm?

Kotzenjunge: You look for conflict.

Kotzenjunge: Attention, really.

Vivid Prodigy: Does that concern you?

Kotzenjunge: Unfortunately, you're an attention-craving walking sedative.

Kotzenjunge: It does when you look for conflict with me.

Vivid Prodigy: I'm not looking for conflict with you. I was looking for the opposite.

Vivid Prodigy: Looking for conflict is more like what YOU were doing, with "I don't care" and such.

Kotzenjunge: Which explains why you constantly tell me how people despise me.

Vivid Prodigy: You'll figure it out for yourself, one day.

Kotzenjunge: There is nothing to figure out. If they can't see I'm only acting, I probably shouldn't have anything to do with them anyway.

Vivid Prodigy: Only acting?

Vivid Prodigy: No Patrick, you are self-centered.

Kotzenjunge: And you're a parasite. Is that really much better?

Vivid Prodigy: How am I a parasite? I don't live off other human beings.

Kotzenjunge: Ha.

Vivid Prodigy: I enjoy attention but I don't need it to survive.

Vivid Prodigy: We all enjoy attention, to a certain extent, whether we like to admit it or not.

Kotzenjunge: I repeat my previous statement: Ha.

Vivid Prodigy: Yeah, you say "HA" because you refuse to look at your self, because you are egotisitcal, self-centered, and arrogant.

Vivid Prodigy: And any other synonyms of these words.

Kotzenjunge: I'm glad you're here to point out all of our flaws.

Vivid Prodigy: ::sigh:: Yes, because some of us fail to look at them.

Kotzenjunge: Remind me to invest in a mirror./

Vivid Prodigy: You should, sometime.

Kotzenjunge: I should probably just give it to someone who could use a more surface-intensive device.

Vivid Prodigy: Oh no, you need one badly.

Kotzenjunge: Okay, I'll buy two.

Vivid Prodigy: This isn't just a random outburst, by the way. It's a lot of stuff, that has been built up over the last 8 months, that has finally come to burst.

Kotzenjunge: Could've fooled me.

Vivid Prodigy: Could've fooled anyone, come to think of it ::rolls eyes::

Kotzenjunge: Bursting implies force.

Vivid Prodigy: yeah. There was a force, actually.

Vivid Prodigy: When you said "I don't care," that was pretty much the time when I had to say something, because I could not hold in my vexation any longer.

Kotzenjunge: Well of course there was a force involved. Even mosquitoes use force to fly.

Kotzenjunge: I'm vexing, first time for that.

Vivid Prodigy: ::rolls eyes:: There's a first time for everything.

Kotzenjunge: But some of us prefer to be repeat offenders.

Vivid Prodigy: ::sighs:: "me me me me me, me me me me me me, me me"

Vivid Prodigy: That is you.

Vivid Prodigy: You know why?

Vivid Prodigy: Or have you figured it out yet?

Kotzenjunge: I'm not really paying attention. I'm hoping that if I don't, then you'll shrivel up and disappear.

Vivid Prodigy: It's funny how you think of me as an attention whore, because I am really quite the opposite. You talk about people seeing through your facade, but you clearly cannot see through mine.

Kotzenjunge: Again with the facades and melodramatic claptrap. I think I'll get you some window cleaner for your birthday.

Vivid Prodigy: It's nice how you only think about yourself. "My mother just got evicted, and now she's living with us. Now's the chance that I get to ask her to give me my car insurance back"

Vivid Prodigy: ::rolls eyes::

Vivid Prodigy: OR. Even better. "My girlfriend tells me that she loves me. Now's the chance that I get to use her for sex, and when I am tired of using her, then I'll dump her and try to move on to someone else and use the same pattern of logic"

Vivid Prodigy: And don't even try to lie to me about that.

Kotzenjunge: Oh, the things I deal with.

Kotzenjunge: I find ignoring them is the best course of action.

Kotzenjunge: You should try it.

Vivid Prodigy: Obviously, because you are a SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE

Kotzenjunge: Only pellets against metal.

Vivid Prodigy: Yes Patrick, ignoring all your problems will just make them all go away.

Kotzenjunge: You're a problem?

Vivid Prodigy: Just like you thought that ignoring me would make the problem of me go away.

Kotzenjunge: Someone's overestimating themselves.

Vivid Prodigy: Apparently to you, I am a problem.

Kotzenjunge: Problems hinder people. You're as hindering as a light breeze.

Vivid Prodigy: Oh please, don't flatter yourself. Your self esteem is too low to be attacking mine

Kotzenjunge: At least I'm secure enough to leave things alone instead of grasping for some kind of victory constantly.

Vivid Prodigy: I wasn't grasping for any type of victory, for the last fucking time. I was actually trying to allow us to exist at an eventually friendly level. But that takes the effort of two people, n'est-ce pas?

Vivid Prodigy: And that all gets blown away, when you are still hell-bent on hating me, even though I have done nothing to you.

Kotzenjunge: It takes people GETTING OVER THINGS and not carrying enough baggage for a year-long trip.

Vivid Prodigy: I was over that a long time ago. I was just trying to make a point.

Kotzenjunge: Sure.

Kotzenjunge: That explains how every time we were in the same area, you had to do SOMETHING to convey hostility.

Kotzenjunge: As far as I was concerned, I was just meeting you for the first time back in late July.

Vivid Prodigy: Or, say, perhaps, I'm not over it? That just proves that you didn't think a whole lot about me before acting, because your actions would have damaged me severely, emotionally and mentally.

Vivid Prodigy: But of course, you didn't think about me, because you are self-centered.

Vivid Prodigy: Further proving my point.

Kotzenjunge: I was perfectly amicable, but as soon as I saw that you were going to keep bringing things up through what you thought were veiled comments and jabs, I saw there was no point.

Vivid Prodigy: No you were not!

Vivid Prodigy: I have been completely amicable up until you started being so goddamn "me me me me me"

Vivid Prodigy: Sure I made some jabs but they were playful, no harm intended

Vivid Prodigy: And so on.

Vivid Prodigy: Your hatred towards me is completely unjustified.

Kotzenjunge: You are a resentful, pathetic, little shell of a person who cannot allow people to forget anything. You hide behind your typical little pseudo-intellectual words, using them when they really aren't nessecary. Life is not a piece of literature, stop describing it as one. Welcome to the real world, where people co-exist without having to vent constantly and are willing to start clean with others. You had your chance, it was gone, thank you drive through. I am no longer going to be harassed by your pathetic attempts at bitching me out, because they're boring and repetitive. Have a good evening, and make sure to make me sound like the villain later when you describe how you heroically dissected me. Have a nice superficial life and burn in hell.

Vivid Prodigy signed off at 11:07:43 PM.

 

Thoughts?

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

I am founding a religion in your honor. And that last statement is going in my signature.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Sounds like people.

 

I fuckin hate people...

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Oh, she tried again with another screen name, since certain people always need the last word:

 

unecolombedamour: Wow, you thought you were going to get off easy. BY THE WAY. You're pathetic. I was willing to forget old situations, but I had not forgiven you until I knew that you were worthy of forgiveness. And obviously, you are not, since you have not learned a goddamned thing since we have been seperated. Life doesn't just stop and start when you please. You can't just start anew on your own terms, you can't just go through life and do things and expect them not to have any effect on others. You are right, I am not completely over the breakup. You want to know why? It's not easy figuring out that you were once manipulated, and for sex, no less. Good for you Patrick. You got what you wanted. You got to have sex. You got to have sex, at the expense of an insecure, selfless, compassionate girl who thought nearly nothing of herself. You are about as good as a rapist in my book. Have a nice fucking life, you self-centered asshole.

Kotzenjunge: Bla bla bla. Do you EVER stop?

 

And I blocked her. Again.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Dude, wasn't she basically begging for it after about a month? And the words "insecure, selfless, compassionate" are so not her. Why she's evil I tells ya!

 

Anyways, the religion: I'm thinking "Hare Kotzens." Is that good enough or what?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

SCORE! Now we need to start getting money from people off the street.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Now, through other people...

 

w2erty: Nellie says to tell you: You remind her of Dwayne Hoover now. Dwayne Hoover had bad chemicals in his brain. So did the Nazis. Do did anyone who was insane.

Kotzenjunge: She reminds me of a cow.

Kotzenjunge: Moo.

 

And that is that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Cancer Marney]

You both look ridiculous. Who the hell conducts a relationship over the Internet?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

No, she chose to fight over the internet. She lives about a half mile away, and we've been broken up since MARCH.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

It really is quite funny if you know these people. You'll just have to take my word on that. I'm dying with laughter over here, frankly.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

No, she chose to fight over the internet. She lives about a half mile away, and we've been broken up since MARCH.

Oh. Sorry, then. She's obviously a total drama queen; I would have started dating in six months. Hell, I would have started dating again in six days.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Hmm...why does she continue to talk to you if she thinks your scum and an ass? Can't she just not talk to you and get over it?

[Guest Leena]

You both look ridiculous. Who the hell conducts a relationship over the Internet?

 

I've had a relationship for 2 years with someone I met online.

 

However, it sounds like these 2 have some problems. The block button is a good thing, but it should only be used once.

[Guest DrTom]

It seems to me like you deserve each other. Reconcile at once.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

She had two names!! I had to dispose of both!

 

I had an internet girlfriend for a year myself. Biggest mistake ever: dropping that for this freak.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Hmm...why does she continue to talk to you if she thinks your scum and an ass? Can't she just not talk to you and get over it?

Apparently not.

[Guest papacita]

I'll admit to having a online girlfriend once. She was a lot nicer than most of my real life girlfriends.

[Guest Kinetic]

All of the girls I've met online have been unattractive and obnoxious in person. I noticed a trend and stopped meeting people on the internet.

 

I'm having difficulty comprehending how one could meet a girl that references "Breakfast of Champions" and not like her.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It's easy. I told her the wonders of Vonnegut, and she started reading his stuff after we broke up. Unfortunately, she used it incorrectly, tailoring it to her wants or needs and to insult people.

 

Vonnegut is meant to be used for our collective enlightenment!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest J*ingus]

Hmmm, I want an internet girlfriend.

 

::Looks around the forum, finds a few girls not yet 18, and Marney.::

 

Damn.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

For all the sex you'd get out of it, you might as well "date" me.

[Guest CanadianChick]

Sorry about that Jingus

[Guest Kinetic]

I just finished "Welcome to the Monkey House" a few days ago and that's some quality stuff, for the most part. My only complaint is that I will someday run out of Vonnegut to read and will have to resort to reading lesser authors. Damn.

[Guest Kinetic]

That's another thing: Internet dating is decidedly low on sex and high on emoticons.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

When I go to New York, I am SO finding his house. I want an autograph before he croaks.

 

I mean, the guy is turning 80 on November 11th!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Kotz you rapist! Obviously you're being influenced to do these terrible things by the bad chemicals. But I am a kind person, and I can forgive. Repent and I shall love you again!

 

 

Before you laugh too hard, keep in mind that she may actually say this sooner than later.

[Guest MrRant]

It seems to me like you deserve each other. Reconcile at once.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Most of the girls I have met Online were either completely insane, incredibly unattractive, incredibly annoying, total bitches, or all of the above. Of course, most girls I have met in real life were like that as well. I guess I just attract that kind of girl, unfortunately.

 

Though, every time I read one of IM fights that a poster has with an ex, I am reminded how very thankful that most of my exes basically forgot I exist after the break up. It makes life easier, though I must admit that was a pretty funny convo in parts.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

I am about to commit slander against my God, but...Palahniuk is superior to Vonnegut, in my opinion. *runs and hides before the masses come to burn him alive*

[Guest Kinetic]

And I am thankful that most of my ex-girlfriends have been so emotionally detached that nothing quite so dramatic was ever necessary.