Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 This girl was so aggressive, it's really her fault more than mine. I was forced into doing that! It wasn't pleasant at all, let me tell you. Everyone knows how bad it was... Hell, she pretty much assumed herself on me, I never asked her out or anything, it was almost as if she said "okay, we're going out now, and you'd better like it." Sure, I like it until you drop the L-bomb, psycho! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest massivHEDtrauma Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I think it must be clarified that Kotzen did not actually meet this girl on the internet, they had known each other for a good long while and dated after me and the girl broke up. I think I broke her, because she wasn't nearly this idiotic while I was dating her. Whatever. She can quote Vonnegut to her heart's content, it doesn't make her any less of a total fucking moron in reality. I hate how people use their likes and dislikes to fool people into believing they're intelligent. Intelligence is intelligence, no matter what you read/watch/listen to/look like, and dammit, you can't decide if someone is smart until you meet and are in contact with them for at LEAST 15 minutes. That's my stance on the matter anyways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest justsoyouknow Report post Posted September 2, 2002 hmmmm....Kotz, I recommend keying her best friend's car, then throwing a brick through her car windshield. Seriously, though, a wiseman once said "Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hoes"....it was a black man who rapped. Any ideas on that one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 2, 2002 A black man that rapped, you say... anyway, my real motives were to use that "bad chemicals" line. But, judging by my experience with crazy people, she may suddenly decide to do the noble thing and help you be a better person. Be on the look out for a totally unexpected generous gesture soon. And not "nice" generous, more like "kissing you while her boyfriend's in the bathroom and then making googly eyes at you all night" generous. I hope for all our sakes I am wrong. Good Luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 This girl was so aggressive, it's really her fault more than mine. I was forced into doing that! It wasn't pleasant at all, let me tell you. Everyone knows how bad it was... Hell, she pretty much assumed herself on me, I never asked her out or anything, it was almost as if she said "okay, we're going out now, and you'd better like it." Sure, I like it until you drop the L-bomb, psycho! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Does love scare you? Or was it the " I Love You" in the Fear/SwimFan type? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 She said it the second day we were together, so yes, it was frightening. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Ahh... but did you take advantage of the "love" for a little bit of Little Kotzen love? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I took advantage in that I didn't squash it, yes. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Will Scarlet Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I had an ex once who dead set on marrying me a week after her and I started dating. In fact, she dumped me after I was unsure about wanting to marry her. She freaked me out. She was a total stalker type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Pink Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Kotz, you are my god! My girlfriend and I just recently went through a HORRIBLE break-up, where she basically told everyone I tried to rape her. Stupid bitch. Thankfully, nobody believed her because of her past record. Scary part: She started showing up where myself and my new girlfriend were...she would just walk up to me and brush against me/hug me/wink at me...scary, scary "SwimFan"-ish bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Yeah, she's a total slut, so no one would take her side on the sex thing. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Pink Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Same here, jigga... and might I add, Kylie Minouge is the second most beautiful woman in the world. First is Jessica Alba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 2, 2002 From my own experience: Most people are bastards. The only good ones are the ones you can't have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Too true, Psycho, too true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Oops, I seem to have depressed everyone. I only wanted to make people laugh!!! AGH!! (cries) Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Kotzenjunge, if it makes you feel better, I've only attempted suicide twice since the start of this thread. ::shrugs:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 How hard could it possibly be to kill yourself? If you can't manage that then you really are a failure in life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest massivHEDtrauma Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Kotz, you are my god! Ah ha! Another recruit into the Hare Kotzen movement! All praise be to Kotzenjunge! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Wait..is this Kotz movement like a cult? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I hope not. I do know that if we get ten people, the government recognizes us as a religion though. Maybe this will be like the State, except I'm God this time as opposed to Maximum Proconsul. Whod've thunk that Nellie could make something like an E-religion happen? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Damn. I was so hoping for a cult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Well, we could be a cult, I suppose. It'd mean I'd have tighter control over my subjects... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest massivHEDtrauma Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I'm Pope! Yay! Pope HED I! Kiss my ring, dammit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Well... I am actually an ordained minister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Boy, that was unexpected. I didn't know we even had religious people among us, let alone a minister. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I'm religious! Sorta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Umm... I don't work at a church. I am ordained by a church though. Besides do you think they would let me get away with my title? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I could make the Kool-Aid. Extra sugar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I could make the Kool-Aid. Extra sugar. Nectar of the Gods, man! Nectar of the Gods! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I could make the Kool-Aid. Extra sugar. Nectar of the Gods, man! Nectar of the Gods! And here I was thinking it was Tang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
