Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I could make the Kool-Aid. Extra sugar. Nectar of the Gods, man! Nectar of the Gods! And here I was thinking it was Tang. BLASPHEMY~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 What about Ovaltine? More Ovaltine please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I prefer Nesquik Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 I like Hershey's. Those damn Ovaltine kids piss me the fuck off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Yeah, I hate those kids too. Them and the little girl from the Welch's Grape Juice commecial (I can't stand her). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted September 2, 2002 All the damn kids from the Songs 4 Worship commercials irritate me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 2, 2002 all damn kids irritate me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Mix the Ovaltine, Nesquik, Hershey's, Tang & Kool-Aid together! Wooo!! Flavor-ific!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted September 2, 2002 Man, I wish my ex's were this crazy. Instead, I get a dumb slut in SpEd classes, a dumb slut that's probably pregnant and in jail now, a druggie/alcoholic that's been kicked out of her house more times than I've jerked off in a month, and a beastly mallgoth that only dates guys shorter and less frightening than her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted September 2, 2002 My ex apparently got married without telling me... If anyone needs me, I'll be playing in traffic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Pink Report post Posted September 3, 2002 all damn kids irritate me. *grabs some kids from a playground and puts them in front of Agent of Oblivion* HA!! *shoots AoO and runs off with the diamonds* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Man, I wish my ex's were this crazy. Instead, I get a dumb slut in SpEd classes, a dumb slut that's probably pregnant and in jail now, a druggie/alcoholic that's been kicked out of her house more times than I've jerked off in a month, and a beastly mallgoth that only dates guys shorter and less frightening than her. None of my ex's are remarkable either. They all either decided I was too weird or too ugly, a couple I dumped, never for the same reasons. I caught one doing crack, and that was that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 3, 2002 all damn kids irritate me. *grabs some kids from a playground and puts them in front of Agent of Oblivion* HA!! *shoots AoO and runs off with the diamonds* Unless they are removed pronto, their blood will be on your hands as well as mine. I cannot be killed with bullets, and I'm too poor to have diamonds. Those were probably roaches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SmarkySmark Report post Posted September 3, 2002 I've had psycho ex girlfriends. One said she loved me the day after we started dating. She wanted to get married. I broke up with her and she kept sending me emails that were 5 pages long, when printed, begging me to take her back. Whenever I would date someone else she would threaten them. Of course this girl went on to sleep with a guy she didn't even know just to spite her mother. Yeah she had issues. I always manage to date the psychos. One girl told me she wanted to break up with me to become a nun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest dreamer420 Report post Posted September 3, 2002 Mine broke my heart for the third time last night and this morning I don't think I have ever felt worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 3, 2002 (makes the sudden record stop noise) Eep. Sorry, Bo. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 3, 2002 my latest ex girlfriend was way too into the whole "I love you" thing as well... one week after we were dating, actually now that we are broken up and finished, she will talk to me once in awhile on the computer and then her friends take over... which includes death threats and some guy saying "I am hotter than you." She's a total drama queen too... yuck. She was so jealous because she claimed that her family liked me more than her... The only girl to truly break my heart is a girl that I had none for about two years... and then saw her a year later. We were both attracted to each other and still liked each other... so I asked her out. The next day I met her girlfriend.... now THAT was horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 3, 2002 heh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted September 3, 2002 my latest ex girlfriend was way too into the whole "I love you" thing as well... one week after we were dating, actually Exactly what happened to me. Only it was 2 days after we started dating. I didn't mind cause she showed me her tits and we made out all the time. But she was just plain annoying. After 3 weeks of constant phone calls (about 3 a day, I kept telling her I was tired) and letters from "friends" (which were clearly in her writing) complaining about our relationship I broke it off. She then got her friends to bitch me out at every opportunity afterwards and write notes to me calling me the biggest asshole alive, until I dropped out of school (she wasn't the cause) and moved to the East Bay. It didn't help that I had her in my art class, which was my fave class. Crazy bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mr. Pink Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Unless they are removed pronto, their blood will be on your hands as well as mine. I cannot be killed with bullets, and I'm too poor to have diamonds. Those were probably roaches. ....................... You're fucked up, dude Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mesepher Report post Posted September 4, 2002 actually, I really like Agent... haha. but I'm weird too. soo... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 4, 2002 woah, this thread got bump-a-roonied. sorry about your girl Dreamer. If it makes you feel any better, I think OJ Hart's gonna give us grisly details about slobbering on some 12 year old later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Kinda makes me feel better that if the statutory rape people ever find this board, OJ will be arrested long before me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Report post Posted September 4, 2002 OJ actually seems to be decreasing in ages. He doesn't exactly cover his tracks either... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Intimacy Goblin Report post Posted September 4, 2002 My dear Patrick, I will not stoop to your maturity level by slingning useless insults, no matter how well-worded. I'm simply going to tell you the state of things right now in this moment of time. You've pissed me off beyond all comprehension. I barely tolerated your opinions about your ex and my current girlfriend thus far because you for the most part kept them to yourself or, when you had to spread them, spread them under the table. But you have crossed the line. You've openly spread your biased opinion on a board where I am bound to run into it and associated my name and my assumed trust with it. Your line about me ignoring the "L-bomb" comment; obviously I was the only one of us who saw how big of a screaming joke that was. If you couldn't tell she wasn't being serious, I pity your perception. And the line where I tell you things that I can't talk about with her; you failed to hear my response, which was something along the lines of "but we worked around our differences and don't bring up matters of personal ideology anymore". Don't assume you have an understanding of my personal affairs, because I don't tell you jack shit about my personal affairs. I don't trust anyone with my personal life. so DO NOT make your issues with your ex-girlfriend a thread, because you do not talk shit about your close-enough-to-best friend's girlfriend in a way that he can find out. DO NOT mention her here again. DO NOT tell others how my personal life is. DO NOT do anything previously mentioned again, because if you do, I will not let possible legal repercussions have any affect on the actions I'm going to take with you. This shit stops here. And don't contact me in any way for about a month. I'm done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Well, now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Whoops-a-daisy. DO NOT make your issues with your ex-girlfriend a threadBit late in the day for that, h'm? By the way, is it just me or is saying "I love you" to someone you're dating a pretty obscure way of making a joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted September 4, 2002 It was bound to happen eventually. On the "I love you" as a joke thing: I'd say joking about it would make it easier to segue into saying it for real later on. It might remove a lot of the emotional heft of the statement, but I personally would not have any problem with that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Yeah, I had completely forgotten that the girl in question's current beau posts here. Kotz, however, shouldn't have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted September 4, 2002 Shit, I don't care. I don't expect the person she's going out with to go against her in this. I am proud of my powers of prognostication though. I did sound like a tremendous villain, despite me never starting any fights or anything. And if not caring is considered an instigator for people, then I give up on the species as a whole. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge EDIT: I was also well aware that he posts here when I did all of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
