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Guest LooseCannon
Posted
I like swords.

ummm... really?

 

I had heard otherwise ;)

 

EDIT: Late again

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Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

You don't wanna know what I got kicked out of kendo school for...

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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I use to simulate sex with my Alf doll.

I"M FUCKING TURNING OFF THIS COMPUTER RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCK

 

 

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I wanna hear about Kendo school

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
You don't wanna know what I got kicked out of kendo school for...

 

If it involves steamy lesbian action, than yes I do.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Yeah, me too.

 

"Don't spare a single detail, no matter how dirty or sordid." -- Moe Syzlak

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest LooseCannon
Posted
Michelangelo was the party dude! It was in the freaking song!!!

 

Raphael was cool, but rude.

 

Fo the love of yesterdayland.com,

Kotzenjunge

oh yeah.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

::grateful that attention has been turned away from earlier SHOCKING CONFESSION~!::

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

I lied. It was solo, and no one ever saw me.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

We're still curious.

 

Fo... scientific purposes,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

I'd be lying if I said we weren't still curious. Have mercy on the losers of the planet.

 

Fo da kidz,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

Sigh. Ok, ok. I was in the locker room once and we'd just had a half-hour session and I was really sweaty and adrenalised... and there was a bokken in front of me, I was stripping to get into the shower, no one else was around, and, well... use your imagination.

Posted

Yep.

 

Veronica, Nashagdra, and Megan (;)) were their names.

 

I had a helluva crush on Ashley, but somehow she became my first love.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

What the hell? Flyboy, what the hell are you doing ON TOPIC?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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Sigh. Ok, ok. I was in the locker room once and we'd just had a half-hour session and I was really sweaty and adrenalised... and there was a bokken in front of me, I was stripping to get into the shower, no one else was around, and, well... use your imagination.

OK, *NOW* I'm going to bed :) :) :)

Guest Cancer Marney
Posted

I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

Posted
What the hell? Flyboy, what the hell are you doing ON TOPIC?

:lol:

 

*shrugs*

 

SILLY me. I don't know... Inc talking about fucking his Alf doll... that made my night.

Guest El Psycho Diablo
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I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

*laughs*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

This is the opposite of the Ex's thread. This was meant to be depressing, the other was meant to be funny.

 

Both ended up the exact opposite.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted
I just realised dozens of kids are going to be jacking off to thoughts of me tonight.

 

It's a cruel, cruel world.

Meh.

 

I have the real thing. :D

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Tell me Incandenza doesn't have Alf as his avatar.

 

TELL ME Incandenza doesn't have ALF as his avatar!!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

For screwing an Alf doll?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest papacita
Posted

Oh well. I'm done seeking attention for one night. Going to sleep. Bye now.

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For screwing an Alf doll?

That and then putting Alf as his fucking avatar... that's just brillance at the highest level.

Guest Incandenza
Posted
For screwing an Alf doll?

That and then putting Alf as his fucking avatar... that's just brillance at the highest level.

At least SOMEONE appreciates my genuis.

Posted

Of course your title for some reason sounds like a reference to gay sex with little boys.

Guest LooseCannon
Posted

You're use of "delicious" in the why mark henry is more entertaining than Kurt Angle thread was also genius.

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