The ONE AND ONLY Smackdown! Thread

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

Here you go. Have fun and let's keep it civil, okay?

[Guest goodhelmet]

aw fuck that apo! a mod busting out with the pinned thread this early in the game? WTF?!?!?!?!

[Guest AlwaysPissedOff]

LOL, GH. It's only less than two hours til, not 8 like on Mondays...

 

[Guest goodhelmet]

yes apo, my thread was in jest and was a jab to all of those posters who insist on starting a one and only pinned thread 10-20 hours prior to the show. maybe a mod should be responsible from now on (hell, we have enough of them) for pinning the one and only threads to curb such blatant excuses for post whoring....

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Hey... how about a preview or something? Whenever I made the One and Only Smackdown! thread I included a preview...

[Guest Brian]

It looks decent as a show. I'll miss the first half but will be taping.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Last week, Undertaker jumped to SmackDown! and immediately became the No. 1 contender for Brock Lesnar's WWE Championship. Will these two square off tonight on SmackDown!? Find out at 8 p.m./7 CT on UPN!

 

SmackDown! General Manager Stephanie McMahon has already announced several matches for tonight's show. In fact, both Undertaker and Lesnar will be in action! In a huge main event, Undertaker will step into the ring with Edge and Rikishi to take on Chris Benoit, Eddie Guerrero & Kurt Angle. Plus, Brock will tangle with fellow rookie Randy Orton in a non-title match.

 

One week after defeating Rico one on one, Rey Mysterio will step into the ring with Rico's good friend, Billy. This is one of those rare in-ring appearances for Billy without his partner Chuck. Will they continue to be partners? If so, for how long? For life?

 

The Cruiserweight Championship will be on the line as Jamie Noble defends against Shannon Moore.

 

Also, just after jumping to SmackDown! from RAW, Crash will be looking to make an impact, as he takes on the Hurricane!

 

You never know what will happen on SmackDown! Don't miss it tonight at 8 p.m./7 CT on UPN!

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Undertaker/Edge/Rikishi vs. Chris Benoit/Eddie Guerrero/Kurt Angle

Man... that face side looks terrible on paper, but Benoit/Guerrero/Angle may just be a technical dream team. I don't generally enjoy six-mans very much anyway, so I'm not really looking forward to this main event (at least, with Undertaker and Edge I'm guessing its the main... what the funk is Rikishi doing in the main event though?!?!?! I hope to hell he's not feuding with any of these three guys).

 

Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton (non-title)

This could be decent. I have no idea why the two are facing off though, given that Randy Orton was last seen tagging with Hardcore Holly on my show Velocity. I hope they're not doing double duty this week, because I could use a break from their proficient but bland styles

 

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Billy

Well, it won't be anywhere near as good as Rey vs. Rico from last week, but... "This is one of those rare in-ring appearances for Billy without his partner Chuck. Will they continue to be partners? If so, for how long? For life?" Apparently whoever writes these things doesn't watch Velocity very much, where the two do singles matches at least once or twice a month. Anyway, that's a pretty damn obvious hint for what's going on tonight, even if you haven't read the spoilers.

 

Jamie Knoble © vs. Shannon Moore (Cruiserweight Title Match)

Jamie Knoble & Shannon Moore? In the same match? wh00! I hope they give this one a good amount of time (even though they won't) because I love both of these guys. I wish Moore had some better entrance music though

 

Crash vs. Hurricane

MY HOME TOWN HERO IN ACTION ON SMACKDOWN! What I found interesting about this was that on RAW they said he was leaving for some family issues... so are they just going to team him with Hardcore Holly again after this match (which would even up the Hardcore Holly/Randy Orton vs. Billy/Chuck/Rico "feud" on Velocity from last week, I hope not though, I don't wanna see a six-man on my show!), or are they going to keep him in the cruiserweight division?

 

Anyway, yea, there's your non-spoiler preview and comments. I'll try and be back with "Live"* commentary, but I've got to do some stuff for college and my sister might be in a sour mood and not let me use her computer (I don't have a TV in my room).

 

* tape-delayed

[Guest RenegadeX28]

Friggin football forced WWOR to preempt SD here. Goddamn I hate the NFL. I can't stand watching a football game. The only time I see NFL, the Super Bowl, if any good teams are playing......

[Guest Goodear]

And Smackdown is ON ZE AIR!!! Will Undertaker be next on the Brock Lesnar Legend Killin' Express??? And Triple H isn't in the opening sequence anymore!!! It's a Triple H free zone... TONIGHT!

[Guest Goodear]

Billy weighs in at 269 lbs. COINCIDENCE?!??!?

[Guest notJames]

Friggin football forced WWOR to preempt SD here. Goddamn I hate the NFL. I can't stand watching a football game. The only time I see NFL, the Super Bowl, if any good teams are playing......

Just the preview show...ESPN is carrying the Giants/49ers game. So we NY/NJ metro area folks get to miss the first half-hour. Not a big loss, eh?

[Guest HartFan86]

After Billy said yes, I changed the channel. Ugh. I'll come back when that bullshit isn't on. I hope everyone changes the channel and SD's opening rating sucks....of course, Rey will get blamed, but whatever.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Shannon Moore's music = Das Queer

[Guest Goodear]

Wow, Shannon Moore has the worst music ever...

[Guest papacita]

In regards to the Billy and Chuck thing...WTF?????!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

"We want puppies"

 

Lovely..

[Guest Slapnuts00]

Tiger Bomb! Cool move by Knoble.

[Guest Goodear]

Randy Orton just towers over Lesnar... that's kind of funny really.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

YAY! Puro influence man...Knoble locks the Tiger Driver...Hurricane locks the SHINING WIZARD~!...Trish has a GAMENGIRI (somewhat)...all we need now is for somebody to bust out the BURNING HAMMER~! or soemthing.

[Guest Goodear]

Deep thoughts about the Stink Face...

[Guest Slapnuts00]

uhhhh this Test/Rikishi segment is HORRIBLE. They need to get rid of all these stupid backstage "comedy" segments with the magic camera. It would improve both shows considerably.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Rikishi's Ass of Life.

 

Man... that's deep

[Guest Angle-plex]

Damn Rikishi, that was beautiful. [/sarcasm]

[Guest BoboBrazil]

Billy and Chuck are horrible as gay guys. They should have gotten Lenny and Lodi to play these parts.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Rikishi can talk about what his ass means to him

[Guest Slapnuts00]

THAT was a cool counter into the F5.

[Guest Goodear]

WOAH... nice finish. Thumbs up.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Damn..

 

that was a COOL ending.

 

First, we get the 3.0 from Orton.

 

Then the Bodypress is countered into the F-5

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Er... whoa, that Brock vs Orton match actually looked damn impressive. A flying crossbody rolled from the ground into a F5.

 

Damn Rob posting before me =P

 

Randy didn't look all that boring in the match. But maybe that's because of his opponent?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Holy shit!! Holy shit!!

 

Now THAT is the type of thing that'll get ya heat.