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Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Do you even know the story behind it? If not, would you like to be horrified?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Mik at Cornell
Posted

Just out of curiousity, how does one get a custom title? At first I thought it was for people who were only here for a long time and were respected, etc. But then I noticed people with like 30 posts with custom ones...

Guest Incandenza
Posted
Please do.

I'll do it since Kotz has disappeared.

 

The story's quite simple, really. When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification. I shared this story in General Chat (forgot which thread) the other night. That's all.

 

EDIT: Oh, here's the appropriate smilie:

 

:throwup:

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

GENIUS!!!! Dammit, why was he banned?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest Some Guy
Posted

So you'll you'll fuck a stuffed Alien Life Form but not a live duck?

Interesting.

Guest Kinetic
Posted

That actually isn't all that interesting. Dolls are pretty easy to fuck, while ducks just quack and quack. It's a no-brainer.

Guest Some Guy
Posted

But at least you get some noise from the duck. Ok this is getting disgusting.

Guest Kinetic
Posted

You're right. It is.

 

In any case, your best bet for fucking a doll and getting the noise that you so desperately desire is to have pre-recorded sex noises playing on a tape. You could also just have a porno on while fucking the doll. It's up to you. It's best not to open your eyes when doing this, however, because it totally blows the perception and you'll have trouble not hearing ALF moan orgasmically in your head.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!"

Guest Some Guy
Posted

Hey INC. why did you think that ALF would want to fuck you? He likes to eat pussy doesn't he? ::buh dum bum::

 

Thanks I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.

Guest Kinetic
Posted
Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!"

Post of the day.

 

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

Guest Incandenza
Posted

It didn't really matter, as it was all against his will.

 

Yeah, that's right. I rape plush dolls.

Posted

That the time it was so fucking funny.. well.. *points to his sig*

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Flyboy, it's Friday night! Shouldn't you be out keepin' dem bitches in line?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Posted

I'm sick as hell, and I hurt my wrist in football practice... so I'm staying in.

 

Plus, I'm talking to Ashley on the phone, so it's all good.

Guest Sandman9000
Posted

Besides, it is only 8:30 on the east coast. Not even night time yet.

Posted

It's 7:40 here (Central), and I usually go out to the movies by myself.

 

I've done that a couple of times, and made out with girls I didn't even know. *shrugs*

 

But, not tonight.... I'm burnt out.

Guest CED Ordonez
Posted

Christ, I don't think I should be reading this thread so close to turning in for the night. Incandenza with an ALF doll. *shudders* It's nightmare inducing material, I tell ya.

 

And Flyboy212EAW, yes, fuck Goku indeed. Everybody needs to learn from Vegeta and be a fucking superdick every so often.

Posted

Sure does, Nagata Lock.

 

I've ALWAYS hated Goku... grrrr... fucking dumbass!

 

He was always holding Vegeta down. :(

  • 3 years later...
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster
Posted
When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification.

Haven't we all.

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