Guest alfdogg Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Your custom title creeps me out.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Do you even know the story behind it? If not, would you like to be horrified? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Mik at Cornell Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Just out of curiousity, how does one get a custom title? At first I thought it was for people who were only here for a long time and were respected, etc. But then I noticed people with like 30 posts with custom ones...
Guest KingOfOldSchool Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Method #1 Wait until you get 1000 posts, at which point you'll be able to change it yourself. Method #2 The Sub-Name Request Thread
Guest Incandenza Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Please do. I'll do it since Kotz has disappeared. The story's quite simple, really. When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification. I shared this story in General Chat (forgot which thread) the other night. That's all. EDIT: Oh, here's the appropriate smilie:
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 GENIUS!!!! Dammit, why was he banned? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Incandenza Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Hey now, I'm no duck fucker.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 So you'll you'll fuck a stuffed Alien Life Form but not a live duck? Interesting.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 That actually isn't all that interesting. Dolls are pretty easy to fuck, while ducks just quack and quack. It's a no-brainer.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 But at least you get some noise from the duck. Ok this is getting disgusting.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 You're right. It is. In any case, your best bet for fucking a doll and getting the noise that you so desperately desire is to have pre-recorded sex noises playing on a tape. You could also just have a porno on while fucking the doll. It's up to you. It's best not to open your eyes when doing this, however, because it totally blows the perception and you'll have trouble not hearing ALF moan orgasmically in your head.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!"
Guest Some Guy Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Hey INC. why did you think that ALF would want to fuck you? He likes to eat pussy doesn't he? ::buh dum bum:: Thanks I'll be here all night, be sure to tip your waitress on the way out.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 Yeah, I heard ALF's voice screaming in the throes of sexual ecstasy. Instead of calling out my name, though, he kept saying, "HEY WILLIE! HEY WILLIE!" Post of the day.
Guest Incandenza Posted September 6, 2002 Report Posted September 6, 2002 It didn't really matter, as it was all against his will. Yeah, that's right. I rape plush dolls.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 That the time it was so fucking funny.. well.. *points to his sig*
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Flyboy, it's Friday night! Shouldn't you be out keepin' dem bitches in line? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I'm sick as hell, and I hurt my wrist in football practice... so I'm staying in. Plus, I'm talking to Ashley on the phone, so it's all good.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Besides, it is only 8:30 on the east coast. Not even night time yet.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 It's 7:40 here (Central), and I usually go out to the movies by myself. I've done that a couple of times, and made out with girls I didn't even know. *shrugs* But, not tonight.... I'm burnt out.
Guest Thunderkid Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 I don't think you guys caught on to the joke.
Guest CED Ordonez Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Christ, I don't think I should be reading this thread so close to turning in for the night. Incandenza with an ALF doll. *shudders* It's nightmare inducing material, I tell ya. And Flyboy212EAW, yes, fuck Goku indeed. Everybody needs to learn from Vegeta and be a fucking superdick every so often.
Guest Flyboy Posted September 7, 2002 Report Posted September 7, 2002 Sure does, Nagata Lock. I've ALWAYS hated Goku... grrrr... fucking dumbass! He was always holding Vegeta down.
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Posted August 15, 2006 Report Posted August 15, 2006 When I was a youth, I humped my ALF doll once or twice for cheap sexual gratification. Haven't we all.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted August 17, 2006 Report Posted August 17, 2006 Incandenza using headbangs? That better have been ironic.
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