WWE Offers Honky Tonk Man Contract

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Source: TheHonkyTonkMan.com

 

-- Below is a montage of an article posted over at TheHonkyTonkMan.com:

 

"Around 3:00 pm my time (Phoenix) I got the call. WWE's Tom Pritchard was the caller. He wanted to see if I would be interested in a ‘cameo’ appearance at the Smackdown tapings in Minneapolis this Tuesday…"

 

"…I gracefully declined the offer, gave my regards to all at WWE and hung up."

 

-- The reason WWE called The Honky Tonk Man was for an appearance to act as a special guest in the Wedding of Billy and Chuck. Brian ‘Road Dogg Jesse’ James is also to be/has been contacted to appear in the same role as what was offered to The Honky Tonk Man, but it is not currently known whether that offer was accepted or rejected.

 

-- To read the entire article, with full reasons about why the offer was declined, who else is scheduled as a guest and much more, head over to the members area at www.thehonkytonkman.com.

 

 

[Guest deadbeater]

This is a paid subscription site.

[Guest bob_barron]

How do we know this isn't bullshit?

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Sorry, I should have put where I found this.

 

http://wrestlingdotcom.com/news.php

 

These guys are bullshit too a lot of times.

 

I will punish myself by making me watch 2 hours worth of Lesnar matches.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Being offered a contract and being offered a cameo are two completly different thing things...if it was a contract I'd say he's nuts to turn it down...but just a cameo, he could live without.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

2 hours of squash is better than 2 hours of post 2000 Undertaker, man...

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

So, The Road Dogg is coming back..

 

Chuck: I thought we were supposed to be tag team partners for life!

 

Billy: But, Chuck, he was my parter 4 years ago! I was bad ass Billy Gunn, he was the Road Dogg, we..

 

Chuck: So you've been tagging around! Why would you call yourself Bad Ass Billy Gunn? You have a nice ass...And how do I know who else you've been tagging with??

 

Billy: Well, there was Bart Gunn..

 

Chuck: Wait a second! You were tagging with someone you were related to?

 

Billy: No no no, we're not related..

[Guest TheArchiteck]

I can live without HTM.

I say bring in Stevie Ray for a cameo.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

-WWE agent Tom Prichard contacted the Honky Tonk Man earlier this week about appearing in the upcoming Billy & Chuck wedding, due to HTM's prior role as Billy's manager. HTM turned the offer down because he had to take his son to a wrestling tournament, but told Prichard that he would like to return to WWE in an expanded role. WWE turned that offer down.

 

-The Road Dogg has been calling WWE for work and was offered a cameo appearance at the Billy & Chuck wedding due to his past partnership with Billy. He was also told that he would get an chance to make up with Vince McMahon, since he left WWE on bad terms. Word is that his reaction and attitude towards to that was so bad, WWE pulled its offer and now has no interest in the Road Dogg.

 

Credit: 1wrestling.com

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Heh, they really serious about this wedding thing huh?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Thank God.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

They're contacting people from Billy Gunn's past

 

Road Dogg

HTM from his Rockabilly days

 

Now they need cameos by:

Bart Gunn and Chyna

 

oh wait no they don't........they need to drop this horrible storyline.

[Guest TheArchiteck]

Maybe bring in Stasiak too?

[Guest Ash Ketchum]

Me thinks this leads to a run in by the Natural Born Thrillers, all of them, and they take over Smackdown.

[Guest Brian]

Or Rico does something? Or they turn on Rico?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

Me thinks this leads to a run in by the Natural Born Thrillers, all of them, and they take over Smackdown.

Well O'Haire is on the RAW roster (specifically, he's on HEAT), Sanders is gone, Stasiak's doing HEAT duty, same with Johnny The Bull, Jindrak is in OVW, and Reno is probably working the door at a strip club somewhere, since I haven't heard anything from him in a long time.

 

The angle with D-Von against this would make sense if B&C were faces (impossible really, given the attitudes of the wrestling fanbase) and he was a heel. I really don't know where they're going with this angle. At least this wedding won't be the backdrop for a Triple H angle.

 

Or will it?

 

Triple H:"BILLY, your ass belongs to ME!!!"

 

(storms the ring, nails Chuck and Rico, embraces Billy, while millions of wrestling fans puke...)

[Guest takapac]

What about X-Pac? Smackdown will take place in his home town of Minneapolis next week. Surely, he'd attend the wedding of his old DX buddy, Billy?

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

Guess you haven't heard, X-Pac was released a few weeks ago.

 

And I'm guessing that this angle will most likely lead to B&C jumping to Raw, or either guy turning on the other.

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

And I'm guessing that this angle will most likely lead to B&C jumping to Raw, or either guy turning on the other

 

I'd say that already happened ::rimshot::

[Guest Anglesault]

Me thinks this leads to a run in by the Natural Born Thrillers, all of them, and they take over Smackdown.

Sean O'Haire. Sign me up. On a one way ticket to Hell.

[Guest Ram]

You're already there, Anglesault.

 

*cues dramatic twist music*

[Guest Anglesault]

::Sees Kane vs. test playing all around him while Brock and HHH do commentary.::

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOO!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That was pretty funny, even if it fucked up the page.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest deadbeater]

Triple H:"BILLY, your ass belongs to ME!!!"

 

(storms the ring, nails Chuck and Rico, embraces Billy, while millions of wrestling fans puke...)

But I thought HHH likes to "screw Chris Jericho".

[Guest cynicalprofit]

No good can come of this cermony

 

HHH giving the sermon "Me me me, me me. Me me, me me,me me. Me me me me, me. Me me me, me me. You may now kiss me."

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I can live without HTM.

I say bring in Stevie Ray for a cameo.

Yes. And make him say "Fruit Booty."

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

Make him re-enact the greatness that was... "Get in yo' BUTT."