I would like to sanction a duel

[Guest Guy Stokes]

Tut tut tut….Guy Stokes makes love not war. You know, Guy has met a lot of unsavoury characters in his time, but Metal Ed is the least savoury. How do you think you can win the ladies hearts with a mullet. Guy is clean shaven, has a beautiful hair cut and a smile that never ends. How does Metal Ed expect to compete with that? Plus Guys daddy is right behind guy 100%, if it gets physical then Big Daddy Dallas will step in and take care of you.

[Guest benoitrules2000]

WOW!!!

Guy against metal ed.

I like guy for some reason, but i mark for metal ed and his rock box!!!

 

I'm so torn!!!

 

Since guy's pussying out, i guess i'll go with METAL ED AND HIS ROCK BOX!!!

*marks out*

[Guest Incandenza]

Hmm, normally, Metal Ed could easily whip Guy Stokes ass, but the toaster incident will put Stokes at a distinct advantage, assuming he's smart enough to go straight for Ed's fractured skull.

[Guest Marshall]

Please, Metal Ed is just a Joe Dirt wannabe!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Big Daddy Dallas Stokes is always behind him and will "take care" of Metal Ed if need be?

 

RUN, ED!! IT'S BRADSHAW!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

*Grabs his BC Rich* Ed, if that Guy Stokes pussy's dad jumps in this shit, He's gonna have the corner of a Warlock stuck in his dome.

[Guest Kinetic]

I thought Dallas Stokes was dead.

 

EDIT: I also recognize the similiarities between Metal Ed and Joe Dirt. I'm comforted only by the fact that I've never seen "Joe Dirt," so whatever I'm stealing is just coincidental.

[Guest Marshall]

I thought Dallas Stokes was dead.

Nope, hes alive and kicking. Guess which one he is.

 

 

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

The one on the right?

 

(ah screw it, Patrick says. Football's on, no time to fart around on the board!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kinetic]

There ain't nothing wrong in one man enjoying another man's ass. That was what Dallas Stokes told me on his death bed.

 

That's from the mouth of one Guy Stokes in the thread bearing his name. So either Big Daddy Dallas "Lionheart" Stokes survived being on his death bed or he's descended from the heavens to be in Guy's corner for his epic battle with Metal Ed.

 

Or maybe I'm taking this a little too seriously.

[Guest Marshall]

He survived by... um...taking a LOT of Viagra.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

We gots to put this on the PPV channel! 49.95 for the duel of the Decade, the Duel of the Century!!! Dare I say it be the Duel of the Millenium. Both of these men are prize posters, who deserve better than to duel for free in front of everybody. 49.95 I say, and we'll have worldwide coverage, only on PPV! The WORLD will get to witness this once in a lifetime duel, between two of the greatest gimmick posters this here board has ever seen. We will even be able to hire Micheal Buffer so we can hear him say "Lets Get Ready to Rumble" before Guy Stokes and Metal Ed go at it. Only in America, only here in the GREAT US of A, can we see two posters of this high of a callibre, go toe to toe, head to head, face to face, in front of the world on PPV!

[Guest kingkamala]

Someone call Don King the buy rate for this will shoot throught the roof! It can take place in the Dungeon in Calgary....Scott Keith's basement, Special referee AngleSault, Special Timekeeper your's truly and Outside enforcer The Dames . As for predictions I'll say Metal Ed will win by TKO in the second round Guy Stokes may be a ladies man but he's no match for Metal Ed

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But Anglesault never comes in here, and I said that I would be the ref. The State has interests vested in this battle.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Guy Stokes]

It seems this Ed guy has on yellow on Guy. Right now a couple of Guys ladies are calling.

 

Now put that on your PPV.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Guy still isn't funny, and he's been gone for a week.

 

Where's my Humor in a Bottle post when I need it?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Marshall]

Guy told me he never wanted to come back, but he's been forced out of retirement.

[Guest kingkamala]

It seems this Ed guy has on yellow on Guy. Right now a couple of Guys ladies are calling.

 

Now put that on your PPV.

Guy's a pussy he's afraid to fight Metal Ed and his rock box of utter discomfort

[Guest crandamaniac]

I must say Guy really isn't that funny, he's good for a good chuckle maybe, but Metal Ed can crack me up. Witness this exchange in the N3CRON thread

 

 

Metal Ed: Hey, dude. I know we're cool and everything, so when you do destroy all life could just leave Metal Ed, the big chick up at the Stop and Go, and my Rock Box. Oh, and Ronnie James Dio. That'd be so awesome.

 

N3CRON: I will leave no one, man. I will even end my great existence.

 

MetalEd: But, dude. It's me! Metal Ed!

[Guest Marshall]

Then, please let Guy live his life!

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm still insulted that my favorite female poster, Punk Princess, wasn't even invited to spar at all... or are you guys afraid of being beat up by a girl?

[Metal Ed 0]

Metal Ed ain't gonna hit a girl. Unless she asks to be hit, I guess. I punched Wanda in the chest once because she was choking on a tater tot. Didn't really help much.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(DIES laughing)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Charlie Marvin]

Charlie Marvin is there to provide play-by-play or DJ services.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

I also think Jimm Ross should be involved in some way, just as long as he doesn't send Metal Ed down to OVW.

Sources say that Good ol' JR is sending YOU down to OVW, Kinetic. But that might just the Internet fabricating what really happens at WWE, which I know that Jimm hates. He'll enforce their International Law policy on the Smart Marks if we don't stop this crap!

 

Anyway, I'm sure Jimm is going to get involved in the duel, and it'll probably involve Test.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm still insulted that my favorite female poster, Punk Princess, wasn't even invited to spar at all... or are you guys afraid of being beat up by a girl?

Am I the only bothered that 'Flow likes to pretend to be a girl?

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

For what it's worth, my money is on the man, the myth, the legend..Metal Ed.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm still insulted that my favorite female poster, Punk Princess, wasn't even invited to spar at all... or are you guys afraid of being beat up by a girl?

Am I the only bothered that 'Flow likes to pretend to be a girl?

Eh... read some of my stories on page 5 of the "Girls you had a crush on that were out of your league" (or something like that) thread. I'm not proud of that stuff at all... which would seem to make it worse.

 

Uhh, I mean, I'm not Punk Princess!

 

::frantically tries to wipe lipstick off onto sleeve::

 

See?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Doesn't know wether to laugh at or pity Evenflow*

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I like to think of myself as a really nice guy who's cool to hang out with that just happens to have done some really strange stuff in his free time.