I would like to sanction a duel

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

indeed

[Guest evenflowDDT]

At least it can make for some interesting conversation

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Metal Ed ain't gonna hit a girl. Unless she asks to be hit, I guess. I punched Wanda in the chest once because she was choking on a tater tot. Didn't really help much.

...can't........breathe.

 

MAN, that fuckin' killed me dead.

 

I don't need a tater tot punch or anything, just need to stop laughing.

[Guest Metal_Ted]

Man, my little bro Ed is a pushover! I could kick his ass, and have, with one hand tied behind my back. He's nothing when I slap on my dreaded super atomic noogie. Pansy boy's so afraid of messing up his mullet that he cries mercy all the time.

[Guest MrRant]

Oh sweet Jesus