Old School Cactus ECW

[Rob E Dangerously]

enjoy

 

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Cactus Jack: I say, "Mikey look at the leaves changing color. The beauty of the fall foilage". But you were too cool to care, weren't you Mikey?

I'd say, "Mikey, this is a cassette that means alot to me. If you listen to the words, you'll find that they might change your life." And Mikey took that tape out, and said, "Who is Leonard Cohen?".

 

Then stuck in satanic ritual music of Ozzy Ozbourne and expected me, as a parent of two children to stand there and take it!!

 

I know you don't have money Mikey. So I dished it out. I paid the tolls, I paid the gas. I even gave you food for meals. And what did you come across with? Nothing nutrious. Nothing that would make you into a world champion...

 

I can count each every time Mikey...Doritos. If you want to ruin your body, well that's damn well up to you. But the fact remains, when you don't need Cactus Jack. And you weren't able to get a ride on your own, those Doritos stayed there, and they haunted me, and they called me, until I couldn't take it anymore. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, DON'T YOU REALIZE I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER??!!!

 

 

(Cut to Mikey Whipwreck)

Mikey: Doritos?....Eating Disorder?

 

 

(Cut to Cactus Jack)

Cactus Jack: But now there's a man....who's taken me into his grasp....is going to make me a bigger star than I ever dreamed. And all he asked, but one thing!! "Bring me Mikey Whipwreck". And I looked him into the eye, and said, "Yes Vince, he'll be yours, yours, all yours".....Mikey, you're making me look like a liar.

 

AND I WILL SMACK YOU!!....as if you were my own child. The only difference Mikey,...there's no laws against destroying you.

 

What Uncle Vince wants, Uncle Vince gets.

 

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Haha

[Guest TheRockIsTheEuropeanChampion]

I absolutely need to see Cactus Jack in ECW.

 

(*decides to eat doritos*)

[EL DANDY~!]

JAck FUCKING RULED in ECW...maybe even more-so than he did in WCW...for some parts

[Guest Youth N Asia]

(Cut to Mikey Whipwreck)

Mikey: Doritos?....Eating Disorder?

The look on Mikey's face kicked ass...

 

I've seen the promo before...maybe once or twice...or a dozen times, who's counting.

[Guest Trivia247]

Cactus had the best Wrestling Send off I ever seen from ECW. Compared to the ECW send off WWF treated him like shit. When Cactus went into the crowd and hugged one of the fans and put him on camera, that was touching.

 

Him doing that mini swerve calling Stevie and the Blue Meanie, the creative brains of ECW and then the three dancing HAHAHA.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

I absolutely need to see Cactus Jack in ECW.

 

(*decides to eat doritos*)

Leave now and hunt down the Best Of Cactus Jack in ECW DVD.

 

Yes..now.

[Guest Sandman9000]

I've got that DVD.

 

It's a must buy.

 

Blows the Dudley's DVD out of the water.

[Guest SupaTaft]

I got that the other day (albeit on VHS). It has already become one of my favorite tapes to watch.

 

FYI the fan that Cactus hugged was the guy who always gave him the crutch to use as a weapon.

 

I was really hoping they'd include the legendary "Cane Dewey" promo as just reading it in Foley's book gave me goosebumps.

 

-Taft

[Guest Youth N Asia]

As much as I hate to put the cockbiter over...RF has two great Best of Cactus in ECW tapes...vol 1 is 2 hours and vol 2 is 4 hours...great shit

 

As just about all the great promos...including "cane dewey"

[Guest BlackRainbow1025]

Foley was amazing......one of the best at promos, so witty. I love his sense of humor. By the way, I like the Chopper Dave quote SupaTaft. Sniff you jerks later, hah.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

For any Australians or Englishmen here, try www.matwarz.com for some Cactus Jack/ECW stuff.

[Guest BorneAgain]

Its a shame that the Cane Dewey promo isn't on the Best of Cactus Jack DVD

[Guest razazteca]

the Cactus Jack "I'm Hardcore" promos with Mikey and the vacation promos are must see.

 

the Cactus Jack vs Terry Funk, with the audience throwing chairs in the ring is a "Holy Shit!" moment

[Guest papacita]

the Cactus Jack "I'm Hardcore" promos with Mikey and the vacation promos are must see.

Are you talking about the one where he's dressed in a suit and says something like "I can't wear sunglasses because I only have one ear...but I'm Hardcore! I Hardcore"?

[Guest razazteca]

that is the one

 

And I have to say that Mikey looked so young in the early days

[Guest papacita]

I haven't seen it since they originally aired it on the ECW Weekly Show, but that was classic.

[Guest razazteca]

I think it is on the Best of Cactus Jack ECW DVD

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

The best Cactus promo on the Best of Cactus DVD is by far the one he cuts on Tommy Dreamer, talking about how if he doesn't sign with WCW, he'll be damning Cactus' soul to hell. Easily the best promo I've ever heard.

[Guest TajiriMark]

I just picked up the Best of Cactus Jack DVD today. Is the promo that is transcribed in this forum on the DVD?

[Guest BorneAgain]

I just picked up the Best of Cactus Jack DVD today. Is the promo that is transcribed in this forum on the DVD?

yeah it is. Its right after the match on the Cactus Jack vs Shane Douglas chapter

[Guest goodhelmet]

my main complaint with the cactus jack dvd is the fact they edit his farewell speech where he introduces blue meanie and stevie. THAT was a hilarious sendoff and the damn dvd omits it. fuckers.

 

also, when talking about the few things that worked in ecw, people fail to mention cactus jack and his work is the best thing to ever come out of that damn company.

[Guest T®ITEC]

Is there anything on the DVD that won't be on the VHS? I don't own a DVD player, so...