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Guest treble charged

It's ok Dames. You can't drive, cobainwasmurderedederereded can't spell.

 

I think you're on the winning end of that deal.

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There's a huge topic about it in GC that's been going on for days.....where have YOU been?

 

Dames

Excuse me all to hell for tryingto find a job so that I can actually afford to go on this phantom trip!

Hey, I understand ya brother. I need to start looking for a job NOW.

 

Dames

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Guest Cancer Marney
I once heard that there is a Japanese myth that a man only is capable of 5000 ejaculations. I don't know if that applies to women, but maybe you ran out?

Maybe. Although the limit must've been about 10 times higher, or I would've run out two years ago.

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There's a huge topic about it in GC that's been going on for days.....where have YOU been?

 

Dames

Excuse me all to hell for tryingto find a job so that I can actually afford to go on this phantom trip!

Hey, I understand ya brother. I need to start looking for a job NOW.

 

Dames

YOU STILL DON'T HAVE JOB?! I've been trying to kick your ass into looking for the past 2 months. WTF?

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It's ok Dames. You can't drive, cobainwasmurderedederereded can't spell.

 

I think you're on the winning end of that deal.

TC, I've always thought that you were treated unfairly by AS and CWM....

 

You're starting to change my mind.

 

Dames

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I once heard that there is a Japanese myth that a man only is capable of 5000 ejaculations.  I don't know if that applies to women, but maybe you ran out?

Maybe. Although the limit must've been about 10 times higher, or I would've run out two years ago.

At least its not as bad as Jasmin St. Claire. She can't get wet anymore.

 

Dames

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YOU STILL DON'T HAVE JOB?! I've been trying to kick your ass into looking for the past 2 months. WTF?

What can I say....I did a LOT of traveling this summer and I've been quite lazy.

 

Dames

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Yeah, she set the record for most men fucked in one day. I think it was 500 or so before the record was bested by Houston. Apparantely, she just stopped getting wet after a while and was in a LOT of pain. Her entire genetalia is literally BLACK these days from being used so much.

 

Dames

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Guest Cancer Marney

ewww. Yet another reason to stick to women.

 

As if I needed any more...

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Now I see why you were steering me away from her. I understand now, O Great Master.

 

Dames, I'm not horny tonight either. How do I remedy this, as well as become horny period?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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How would you know all of this about Jasmin St. Claire?

I pay attention. You told me about this months ago, remember?

 

"Sorry Dude". I still need to get that. What's the tape called?

 

Dames

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Guest JHawk

Hey, I'm not horny either, and this is after talking to a hot chick about an hou ago. Damn my headache.

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Now I see why you were steering me away from her. I understand now, O Great Master.

 

Dames, I'm not horny tonight either. How do I remedy this, as well as become horny period?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Kotz, are you talking about Marney, Alina or Jasmin St. Claire?

 

I like to picture memorable sexual moments in my life, that usually starts me up.

 

Dames

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Guest treble charged

I think my reasons for disliking her are different than everyone else's.

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Guest Miss Indy Queen

Gee thanks for calling me out on that one! Actually let me clarify it for you, it was 300 men in 24hrs and then Houston beat that record with over 500 which included Ron Jeremy. I believe the tape with Jasmin is Gang Bang II but I'm not 100% positive. As for the "sorry dude" if you ever see this tape you will know exactly what that means.

 

Actually its The World's Biggest Gang Bang II

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I thought I was the only one, and our feud has simmered down in the last couple of days in light of the Packers/Patriots wager as well as in light of a man we'll call Citenik's performance anxiety.

 

And I was referring to Jasmin St. Clair. You steered me away from Alina and Marney? Hell, why would I be steering toward a lesbian??

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MrRant

Well I know she dissed your Leafs. I like the Leafs and would buy a jersey if they weren't $80.

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I WISH they were only $80. Damn this Canadian currency of mine.

What is it now? Worth like 0.65-0.67 US?

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What was it I missed that made everyone hate Alina? I DEMAND answers!

Um.....I dunno. She is proud of her "Bitch" status though, so maybe that's a clue.

 

Dames

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Guest treble charged
I WISH they were only $80.  Damn this Canadian currency of mine.

What is it now? Worth like 0.65-0.67 US?

I don't fucking know. Something not good.

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What was it I missed that made everyone hate Alina?  I DEMAND answers!

Um.....I dunno. She is proud of her "Bitch" status though, so maybe that's a clue.

 

Dames

You use the word "bitch" like that's a bad thing. This isn't a rap song!

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What was it I missed that made everyone hate Alina?  I DEMAND answers!

Um.....I dunno. She is proud of her "Bitch" status though, so maybe that's a clue.

 

Dames

You use the word "bitch" like that's a bad thing. This isn't a rap song!

I'm quoting it because it's her custom title.

 

Dames

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Gee thanks for calling me out on that one! Actually let me clarify it for you, it was 300 men in 24hrs and then Houston beat that record with over 500 which included Ron Jeremy. I believe the tape with Jasmin is Gang Bang II but I'm not 100% positive. As for the "sorry dude" if you ever see this tape you will know exactly what that means.

 

Actually its The World's Biggest Gang Bang II

How long is this tape anyway? How long does every guy get....and do they show each one?

 

Dames

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