GUESS WHO"S GONNA DO IT.....

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM, OJ's whole ordeal is what inspired me to create the tag line at the top about the forums....Betta Than Sex baby.

 

Dames

So your the one responsible for that? I saw that before and it made NO sense to me. Now at least it makes sense.

 

I give 2to1 odds this guy is a gimmick poster btw. that or Agnes's true identity.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Wait a sec... that theory has a loop hole, what if she shaves?

[Guest The Jeff]

I had sex with a man when I was seventeen, was nice and good. I am no cheerful man and not another homo man. I am a good and boy man. You know what I mean? I made would cry myself bad man Friday, that it was at bad and not really large. sexy God dog! Really!

[Guest xerogame]

i doubt it's either...this is a very...um...weird subject

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

and who the fuck are you?

[Guest MrRant]

Wait a sec... that theory has a loop hole, what if she shaves?

two words:

 

 

 

7th GRADE!

[Guest Marshall]

I am no cheerful man and not another homo man.

That was funny.

[Guest xerogame]

One of O.J's "friends" i was over his house like...2 months ago and saw him typin the stuff about shelby...i threatened to tell her...and i got money for it ne way...thats who i am...

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Mr Rant, you never know some girls develop really early, I know a few that did in 6th. And I was just saying

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Oh God.....that's so sad. (Directed at xerogame's comments on OJ)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

One of O.J's "friends" i was over his house like...2 months ago and saw him typin the stuff about shelby...i threatened to tell her...and i got money for it ne way...thats who i am...

I don't like you. You seem like a bad gimmick poster. Get the fuck off my board...I mean get the fuck off Dames board.

[Guest xerogame]

you mean poser? im not a poser...if i was, id have 5 other names, say i was a 80 year old mexican prostitute, and agree with O.J

[Guest justsoyouknow]

I don't like you. You seem like a bad gimmick poster. Get the fuck off my board...I mean get the fuck off Dames board.

 

 

That's not too nice, CWM. You go and take a vacation and you come back all pissy? What happened to the guy who ate the cookies that I baked?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Those were good cookies...

 

Your right i'm being an ass.

 

::hugs xeroghey::

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Um......please go back to being an ass.

[Guest xerogame]

i guess a hug isnt bad... *hugs...in a totally hetrosexual way*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

fuck you. you suck. gimmick posters suck.

 

better?

[Guest justsoyouknow]

Much better!

[Guest xerogame]

im not a gimmick poster...i call em posers...so i must not suck. I kno im a loser...but i dont SUCK...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Much better!

good...got any cookies?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

*Cracks knuckles*

 

I need a date, OJ. No, not a date as in fucking a twelve-year old (how do you meet girls that young? Maybe it's just the fact that my high school is a few miles away from the middle school and we tend to ignore little kids), but a date as in when you're going to scar this nonexistant girl for life. Now, last time we had to wait two weeks for the party. Where are you gonna do it this time?

 

BREAKING NEWS~:

 

OJ Hart obviously uses his CELL PHONE to pick up girls that don't go to school with him.

 

I almost wish JeromeLugerRules was still here so he could sing my praises like he did the last time. But that won't be necessary. I say ban OJ if he keeps this shit up. I won't. Unless the shit goes down, I'll only read this to keep up with how many times the poor guy sneaks out on his girl to post here. Sure, this is No Holds Barred, but its also a waste of space.

 

So, CWM, how'd you like the last OJ Hart thread?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Loved it. I hope to take part in humilating this kid this time.

 

Can I make fun of xerogame too?

[Guest xerogame]

our middle school is right by our high school...we ride the same bus as the middle school kids. she rides the same bus as him...I donno y he went for a 7th grader tho...i went up 2 grades, he went down two (i was asked out by a junior...i think it's all a trick to make me look like a dumbass...but,yea.)

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

what bus is this? the small one?

[Guest xerogame]

no, the elementary (sp) kids have their own bus...and the middle-high school kids have their own. we go home an hour before the little ones...and the middle school is below us (the HS is on a hill), so the middle school kids ride up to here on their bus and wait for about 7 minutes till our bell rings

[Guest bob_barron]

Remember this??

 

(Yo', man) Yo'

(Listen up,man) What happened?

(I just posted it) You posted that?

(I felt like I had to look cool) Um okay?

(I fucked a girl dude) Man

(I don't know how to though) Call her on a cell phone

(Alright)

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

 

How you can let your idiot post this

Everyone thinks you're a massive tool

You better watch your back before she soon find out

I mean you only known her for five whole weeks

To be a true player you have to have a cell phone

If you don't, then your completely gay

Never admit to the board that you're gonna have sex

And call on the cell phone

 

But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me)

Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me)

While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me)

 

Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me)

Superstar called me a moron(It wasn't me)

My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me)

She said to come to the hot tub

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

 

I had tried to keep her

From what she was about to see

Why should she believe me

When I told her it wasn't me

 

Make sure she thinks you were joking and not a loser

Whenever you should see her call her Dawn Marie

As funny you thought you were, you really werent

Seein is believin so you better change your screen name

You know no one is gonna believe you when talk banging on the hot tub

We'll all laugh at you and go to something else

Wait for the replies: then read them over

But if Mattdotcom makes fun of you, you better laugh your ass off

 

But they read it in the folder(It wasn't me)

Heard me bangin' in the hot tub (It wasn't me)

I even had her in the bathroom (It wasn't me)

While updating the smarks board(It wasn't me)

 

 

Bob Barron called me a faggot (It wasn't me)

Flyboy called me a moron(It wasn't me)

My girlfriend started screaming (It wasn't me)

She said to come to the hot tub

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

 

 

Gonna call her on her cell phone

To be pretend to be cool

I've been listenin to the responses

No one likes me at all

We should go into the bathroom

And try to have wild sex

I think that I am all that

But I actually seriously suck

That's why I sing

 

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed

Posting on the ole smarks board

Picture this, I pretended to be BUTT naked

Bangin' on the hot tub floor

 

How could I forget that

I would look like a massive fag

All this time everyone read it

They all were laughing at me

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

and THAT is why bob barron rules all

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I thought he was going after an 11th grader a few weeks ago or something like that. As for this...*shakes head.* There are just no words to describe such stupidity.

[Guest SuperTonyJaymz]

heh...Bob Barron is hip to the hop and you know he cant stop playing that funky music!

 

BTW you owe me...i wont tell you why now, but you will Barron, you will

 

Oh? Topic thread? Um yeah. Loser. Fucking gay ass pansy cocksucker trying to impress fucking strangers(?) by telling them he is having sex with a 7th grader? What? Thats sick man! What? I said thats sick you lil perv!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

I'm a freshman in College. I remember 7th grade. Some of the girls were pretty well devoloped. But, a 9th grader would NEVER chase one.