GUESS WHO"S GONNA DO IT.....

[Guest J*ingus]

gimmick posters suck.

And which one of the Tim Moysey fanatics are you, again?

[Guest The Superstar]

I could see this...

 

OJ: Hey baby...I'm experienced. AND I have a cell-phone. I made my old girlfriend scream like a BANSHEE in three minutes! Err...um...did I mention I have a cell phone?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

So.. will OJ be seeking to top his first time?

[Guest The Superstar]

He probably thinks he'll have to do it faster this time...it's like a race.

 

Coach: ALRIGHT OJ! YOU GOTTA BREAK THREE MINUTES THIS TIME! YOU CAN DO IT! I CAN FEEL IT! 2:59 OR BUST~!

[Guest Midnight Express83]

well, if you mean the act. He will be worse because he will be a cocky little ninth grader doing really illegal pussy. She will scream and cry in pain and he is goign to keep ramming it in. Blood too.

 

Well, in the thread. Nothing can top the last one. That is number one in greatest thread ever. Nothing will top it. The fucking douchebag is an idiot but nothing will top the first thread.

[Guest hhhruls]

this oj dood is so gey he probley dusnt evn hav a penes to do it with hes on heer brageng aboot geteng layd hes almost suk lik I does.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

gimmick posters suck.

And which one of the Tim Moysey fanatics are you, again?

I was The first one, "Tim Moyseys's Biggest Fan"

[Guest Hogan Made Wrestling]

LOL Bob Barron! Now just bring back the "You're a fag!" pic from the original and we're all set

 

And I think the original OJ Hart thread was one of the most hilarious (unintentionally) in the history of this board. I kind of like to think it's all real (even though it's likely not) since that makes it even more pathetic.

[Guest alfdogg]

You mean this one?

 

[Guest kane3212321]

Three minutes, did somebody say three minutes?

[Guest Incandenza]

Do you people realize that we're three pages into this and O.J. hasn't said anything beyond the first post? I doubt that he will.

[Guest El Psycho Diablo]

There's an easy way to explain this. Then it all makes sense.

 

OJ Hart is really Jerry Lawler.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Reason OJ hart hasn't posted is because everyone kept talking about....3 mins. So two fat asses squashed him.

[Guest Flyboy]

CWM, OJ's whole ordeal is what inspired me to create the tag line at the top about the forums....Betta Than Sex baby.

 

Dames

I made that slogan! It was ME! ME! ME!

[Guest Midnight Express83]

Yes you Flyboy, you think this place is better than sex.

[Guest Flyboy]

Yes you Flyboy, you think this place is better than sex.

 

... Noo... but apparently O.J. did as he was giving us updates as it happened, so I just made the statement. *shrugs*

[Guest Ravenbomb]

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE FAKE CELL PHONE HAVING POSER!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Guest The Czech Republic]

who the hell would brag about having sex with a 7th grader? If OJ Hart is a real person, I implore you, DON'T go through with this, you'll screw up, hurt her, and scar her for life. And by the way, it's not a race, you can go more than three minutes...right? right?

 

And the mods have still ignored me and Kotzenjunge's request to change OJ's subtitle to "No, but I play one on TV"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

OJ, I'm telling you, let ME write this story up. I'll make it a BLOCKBUSTER, BAYBEE~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest xerogame]

he IS going over her house after the football game tonight....but nothing will happen...ima gonna start to call him man whore...and o yea, at lunch the other day he asked who bill was...we told him "his mom" he said his moms name was "her name" so we said bill is his moms street name...so now, O.J is offically Bill in school

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bill? Did I miss something? And how does that make Bill his name?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Will Scarlet]

I hate this thread. Every time I see it, I think about the Britney Spears' song "Oops! I did it again!" and then proceed to have said song stuck in my head. DAMN YOU THREAD! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

[Guest Ram]

This sequel is sucking so far.

 

Maybe the third one will fare better. I mean, you can't have a trilogy with only one good movie.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Next we can expect "Hey, guys, I'm gonna DO IT...." and the subtitle will be "WITH MY DOG!!!!!!"

[BUTT 0]

This was like the Grease 2 of TSM threads.

[Guest sek69]

Is this a record for oldest post bumped?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Is this a record for oldest post bumped?

don't make me go get the "Mission..." thread.

[BUTT 0]

Look a few threads down from this one for the anti-HHH thread. It's months older than this one.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

This was like the Grease 2 of TSM threads.

The original was magic. This time, OJ was just trying to go all out to get attention or get connected to a Classic Thread again. Plus, people actually had expectations for this one.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, this is in NHB now.

 

Delicious.

Here I was paying tribute to Bill McNeal.

 

I'm really glad Kotz dropped the "fo sheez" shit.