Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 There was a press conference today to hype the big New Japan Tokyo Dome show in October, featuring the grudge match between Masahiro Chono and Joanie "Chyna" Lauer. And Chono apparently threatened to destroy Chyna's face and breast implants in the match. Go Chono! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 "Ladies and Germs, Exhibit A clearly shows that it was an accident that Ms. Laurer's face ended up below her boobs..." No more evidence needed...Chono is the EMPEROR OF KINGS!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 CHONO! CHONO! maybe the WWE can hire him if he gets punished for beating up Chyna. I'm sure the WWE isn't fond of Chyna either Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 If Chono goes to the WWE, he'll KICK THE SMIRK OFF OF THE UNDERTAKER'S FACE, and then beat up Sara, just because he can, motherfuckers. CHONO IS YOUR EMPEROR OF KINGS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted September 20, 2002 Chono is Justice. Chono is Rule. I just want a Chono Yakuza kick, a Chono STF and a Chono victory. Everything else is a bonus in that match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 I fucking swear if Laurer wins...I KILL the bookerman... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 20, 2002 hehe, then you would be killing Chono. He wont lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 20, 2002 Uhmm... now I won't claim that I'm an expert on Chono or anything, but he's sucked each and every time he's hit the US shores because our fans don't by into the Yakuza kick and STF as great moves... and Chono really doesn't have the kind of offense that gets you over with the American audience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted September 20, 2002 Im hoping theres atleast one Chyna bone broken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BionicRedneck Report post Posted September 20, 2002 I don't wish any injuries on Chyna. To be fair, in this case, she hasn't done much wrong. Chono not having the type of offense that is over in the US is a bad thing? What do want him to do? The Worm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted September 20, 2002 I don't wish any injuries on Chyna. To be fair, in this case, she hasn't done much wrong. Chono not having the type of offense that is over in the US is a bad thing? What do want him to do? The Worm? I'm just saying that people shouldn't want or expect Chono to make a US impact and "kick the smirk off Undertaker's face"... it's not like Chono would want to come here anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Grenouille Report post Posted September 20, 2002 Well, we can be sure Chyna will make an ass of herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest permagrinning Report post Posted September 20, 2002 I don't wish any injuries on Chyna. To be fair, in this case, she hasn't done much wrong. Chono not having the type of offense that is over in the US is a bad thing? What do want him to do? The Worm? I'm just saying that people shouldn't want or expect Chono to make a US impact and "kick the smirk off Undertaker's face"... it's not like Chono would want to come here anyway. you're being a dork. No one was serious, why would they even want to see chono stuck in the great WWE machine and get chewed up for fodder because he's not one of McMahon's boys? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted September 20, 2002 I swear...Chono fucking rules. McMahon jacks off to too many big men to realize that CHONO is the Emperor of Kings...fucking dick... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
