Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Dude your a strange strange man.
The Dames Posted September 21, 2002 Author Report Posted September 21, 2002 Yeah well, I don't think Necro Butcher is really up to dating much. Dames
Guest MrRant Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 So when are you gonna settle down with a girl Dames? Have you found a job yet?
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 If she got her hair done, she would be good to go.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Dames, if you left the card in the slot the machine should have just pulled it in so nobody could steal it, that's what they do in MA. That sucks about your date, hopefully the girl will give you another chance. If it makes you feel any better I had a great night. I used the ATM and didn't forget my card, went to th ePackie and got some beer, rented a movie which my girl chose and I can't be bothered to remeber the name of, drank some beer, sorta watched a movie, and um...... had a few politcal debates with my girl (I don't want to rub it in any more so I lied about the debates).
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 I have you beat Some Guy. My completely retarded roommate decided to go home for the weekend so I have been spending the whole night in peace. Sometimes peace and quiet will beat...uhh.....debates. Dames, just introduce her to us. We will put in a good word for you.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 I have you beat Some Guy. My completely retarded roommate decided to go home for the weekend so I have been spending the whole night in peace. Sometimes peace and quiet will beat...uhh.....debates. Dames, just introduce her to us. We will put in a good word for you. Dude, uh....Politics own all, peace and quiet is only good when you don't have anyone to uh..... debate with. It's pretty sad that (real) politics have so infiltrated my life that I chose to use them as an analogy for sex.
Guest Kinetic Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 See, it's all fun and games until the sex and politics start mixing. Last time I had sex, this girl and I got into a heated debate about campaign finance reform. The whole thing turned to petty namecalling and I was so distraught that I wasn't able to...you know, I'd rather not talk about it.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 LOL, my girl and I tend to get into discuccions about "pork barrell politics." Oh man I kill me!
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 I had a heated arguement about politics with a girl about HHH holding down all of the young talent. I tried to say that he was and she wouldn't stop calling me an idiot. She must have been a HHH mark. Yeah right, like I ever talk to girls. (God bless self-depriciation) Thank god I know nothing about politics if a debate can deflate a mood like that.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 He was joking but CFR is unconstitutional if you were wondering, it violates at least the freedom of speech clause of the first ammedment.
Guest AlwaysPissedOff Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Good Lord, Dames... that was BAD. And with a hottie like that, it's even WORSE! I feel for ya, bro. I've had a few fuck-ups in my lifetime as well(not like I'm gonna share here, though...), so I've been there before. So here's a toast to make ya feel better...
Guest Kinetic Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 He was joking but CFR is unconstitutional if you were wondering, it violates at least the freedom of speech clause of the first ammedment. "But it increases the amount of sway major money-donating corporations have in an administration, which generally tends to be bad for anyone who isn't associated with those companies," I said to her as I quickly became lim....you know, I still don't want to talk about it.
Guest MrRant Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 LOL, my girl and I tend to get into discuccions about "pork barrell politics." Oh man I kill me! Who has the pork barrel? You or her?
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Kinetic, you're a funny bastard. Rant, I pork her barrell and them demand a "recount."
Guest MrRant Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Not sure of your manhood SG? So you need to do it over? hehehe
Guest Kingpk Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 I don't think his chad is hanging right.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 No, I'm a Republican, I vote properly. I fully penetrate the ballot and leave no chad hanging. Rant, you know what they say, "vote early and vote often."
Guest the pinjockey Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 So what you are saying is that you have an "early voting" problem.
Guest MrRant Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Perhaps SG needs to learn how to become Tantric
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 LOL. Don't ever question my ability to vote! By the time I'm done she's "inaugurated."
Guest J*ingus Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Wow, this thread has gotten weird. You guys ARE drunk. And Dames... not to make you feel bad, but shit, that's all? "Worst date ever" stories usually involve ridiculous coincedences, toxic chemicals, plenty of spilled blood, or even hidden genitalia "coming out" at the worst possible time. Left your card in the machine? That's tough, but dude, she apparently STILL LIKES YOU. I've heard much tougher.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 I've yet to be on an actual first date yet with anyone except Erica, which will be in Part IV. Quite honestly, she's encouraging me to make something up instead of telling the truth. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
The Dames Posted September 21, 2002 Author Report Posted September 21, 2002 That's tough, but dude, she apparently STILL LIKES YOU. I've heard much tougher. Thanks.....but where the fuck did you get that from? How do I know she doesn't think I'm some fucking retard? Dames
Guest MrRant Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 That's tough, but dude, she apparently STILL LIKES YOU. I've heard much tougher. Thanks.....but where the fuck did you get that from? How do I know she doesn't think I'm some fucking retard? Dames Oh god the images of Dames acting like a tard. You will soon see if next time she goes out with you. You never answered my question if you had found employment yet.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Dude, I think we all know how you can make it up to her. Just think back to the Porno folder. It involves one end of the digestive tract meeting the other. Yep.
Guest Some Guy Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Dames, if she goes out with you again don't take her, just challenge her to a debate at your house. But make sure you're prepared and make extra sure that she wins in the end. Jungus, yes I did get pretty drunk last night. But no hangover, no problem.
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Oh well Dames, you had a brain fart. I could have been worse -- someone could have taken $$$ out of your account...
Guest J*ingus Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 Thanks.....but where the fuck did you get that from? How do I know she doesn't think I'm some fucking retard? Well, for starters, there's this: We hopped in a cab to go back to the bank, the whole time I'm trying to laugh it off and she's been really nice about it. and then this she calls me a cab to go back home. and finally this I got a big hug and left. That all reads like she cares about you. Don't worry about it, mang.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted September 21, 2002 Report Posted September 21, 2002 That or she wanted to get rid of you so she could laugh at you. Just trying to give you all the possiblities Dames
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