The One and Only RAW 9/22 Thread!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

What if it's MIKE FUCKING AWESOME?

[Guest The Electrifyer]

He's on the SD brand.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Does it matter? He was ONLY doing Velocity...

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

You know, I bet it's Rene Dupre after watching Confidential.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

WHY???

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

Because they know you hate that. Duh.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Oh yeah, thank's for reminding me, big man...

 

So for reals...who do you think it will be?

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

My honest bet? Hmm... probably Booker. Maybe, if they're feeling, you know, risky, it'll be Dreamer, but I'll go with Booker to be on the safe side.

[Guest Ram]

It'd be funny if it was Barry Windham, for some reason.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Is Sid in any condition to wrestle? I think it would be interesting if it was him.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I hate Sid, but I haven't really heard anything about him since he snapped his leg in two.

[Guest razazteca]

its mini me mask man Rey Mysterio Jr

[EL DANDY~! 0]

LA FUCKING PARKA!!! I JUST FIGURED IT OUT! THEY WILL BE CALLED THE HEAT FREAKS! LA PARKA GARNERS HEAT, AND KANE BRINGS DA HEAT!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH!!

 

Or of course, I'd be wrong...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Last I heard about Sid he was working as an on-camera role for WWA.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

yah

[Guest Ram]

Last I heard about Sid he was working as an on-camera role for WWA.

And the WWA don't got no cameras anymore.

[Guest Brian]

"Nova invented the mystery partner, ya know..."

 

Best. Line. Currently.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Heh...that Nova/Mystery Partner line is great...however untrue it is.

 

Speaking of that...who would pay to see a Hurricane/Nova feud?

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Thanks, Brian. I try.

[Guest Brian]

Nova's just a spot wizard and an averag one at that. He's improved a little and his pacings been better, but he's still not worth much.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Nova invented pacing, ya know...

 

HA! I kill myself...

[Guest Trivia247]

maybe its that NWA TNA HOSS Transplant The Malicious WALL

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Already been brought up and discussed, and if he does show up, it's like I say, he'll fall off the RAWtron and no-sell it...

[Guest razazteca]

maybe its Black Tiger, he was ranked #11 on PWI, and you know that Vince will want to hold him down before he puts up ***** matches for NWA TNA tag team division

[EL DANDY~! 0]

If SILVER FUCKING TIGER KING showed up on my TV screen...

 

 

...I'd only want it with this dude in my sCREENNAMe...<----

[Guest Ram]

24 minutes until RAW!

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Ever notice how over Bisch is???

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Watch, it's gonna be Kane #2 as played by Rick "The Fake Razor" Bogner. Then we'll get maybe two or three more normal sized Kanes before the WWE resorts to busting out the mini-Kanes that harass the UnAmericans until they bust out their own mini-UnAmericans. Alas, I don't think the world is ready for Mini-Kane vs Mini-Test in the battle of Mini-Hosses just yet.

 

Well, on a more serious note, I'm just hoping the surprise partner doesn't suck on a malicious level.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

You know the hype is crap and it's only going to be Buh Buh Rey as Kane's partner.

[Guest snowfan]

Watch, it's gonna be Kane #2 as played by Rick "The Fake Razor" Bogner. Then we'll get maybe two or three more normal sized Kanes before the WWE resorts to busting out the mini-Kanes that harass the UnAmericans until they bust out their own mini-UnAmericans. Alas, I don't think the world is ready for Mini-Kane vs Mini-Test in the battle of Mini-Hosses just yet.

 

Well, on a more serious note, I'm just hoping the surprise partner doesn't suck on a malicious level.

Just like the Machines....