Your WWE SMACKDOWN WORKRATE REPORT! Doesn't exist!

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

My UPN affiliate was off the air all night and into the morning. Sounds like I missed a super whomp ass Smackdown too. Your beloved Workrate Report will be back next Thursday. So Lesna did WHAT to Funaki?

 

DEAN.

[Guest Brian]

Dean, what about SummerSlam. We miss you!

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

DEAN- Lesnar funked up Funaki real gooood. You also missed Benoit and Angle just oozing out hatred for each other like it was going out of fuckin' style. *Spoliers ahead*

 

 

 

 

 

 

The whole match was basically Benoit vs Angle and Rey was like a little kid who just kept throwing in some highspots. Contrived highspots, but hella cool ones regardless.

[Guest Brian]

Yeah, the three-way was not that special, more liek regular three-ways with Benoit and Angle doing mat work (ok that makes it somewhat special), but Edge and Eddie just let it all hang out. Their best match. You would have been proud.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Why do people worry about spoilers after the show has already been broadcast?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Brian]

Dean might want to watch it on tape, because someone will send it to him.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Achso, I forgot there are people willing to do that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

Yeah, the three-way was not that special, more liek regular three-ways with Benoit and Angle doing mat work (ok that makes it somewhat special), but Edge and Eddie just let it all hang out. Their best match. You would have been proud.

Was Eddy vs Edge better than their PPV match? Schneider was telling me that their PPV Sunday was completely balls out.

 

DEAN. Suddenly in the WWE dark...

[Guest goodhelmet]

hey dean, being a fellow married wrestling fan, does your wife ever prevent you from enjoying wrestling or bogart thursday nights to catch the latest episode of will and grace or some other equally lame show? since my wife and i share the tv, i missed out on the 2nd hour due to marriage control (ie. my wife controls the remote control). do you feel my pain or do you lay the smackdown on the wife's candy ass (ok, lame rock references suck)?

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

hey dean, being a fellow married wrestling fan, does your wife ever prevent you from enjoying wrestling or bogart thursday nights to catch the latest episode of will and grace or some other equally lame show? since my wife and i share the tv, i missed out on the 2nd hour due to marriage control (ie. my wife controls the remote control). do you feel my pain or do you lay the smackdown on the wife's candy ass (ok, lame rock references suck)?

We have two television sets so it usually isn't a problem. My wife doesn't mind the professional wrestling. She REALLY developed a hatred for Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and that's where THE LINE IS DRAWN for what is on TV in the living room....

 

DEAN.

[Guest Brian]

Dean, it was. Where's Schneider's PPV workrate report?

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

Dean, it was. Where's Schneider's PPV workrate report?

If he would send me the tape already, I'd do the Workrate Report.

He thought it was fucking great and now considers Brock Lesnar Vader-like in his greatness at such a early point in his career.

 

DEAN.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Dean, it was. Where's Schneider's PPV workrate report?

If he would send me the tape already, I'd do the Workrate Report.

He thought it was fucking great and now considers Brock Lesnar Vader-like in his greatness at such a early point in his career.

 

DEAN.

So that means Paul Heyman=Harley Race and that all he needs is the Elephant mask, right?

 

Oh, and Dean, Edge/Eddy was UNGODLY. I think that solidified that Eddy is your wrestler of 2002.

 

TIMBO

[Guest DEAN RASMUSSEN]

Dean, it was. Where's Schneider's PPV workrate report?

If he would send me the tape already, I'd do the Workrate Report.

He thought it was fucking great and now considers Brock Lesnar Vader-like in his greatness at such a early point in his career.

 

DEAN.

So that means Paul Heyman=Harley Race and that all he needs is the Elephant mask, right?

 

Oh, and Dean, Edge/Eddy was UNGODLY. I think that solidified that Eddy is your wrestler of 2002.

 

TIMBO

Eddy has a month before the DVDVR 500 November Update and he and Benoit are at a dead heat. If I see those matches vs Edge and match them up against the Benoit/angle matches, I assume they will go completely down to the wire- though Schneider has said Eddy is basically pulling away with it. It's a good time to be a fan of the US Professional Wrestling.

 

DEAN.

[EL DANDY~! 0]

Good point, however, I think it's a moot point to say Benoit, who has been back for only three months, has a better shot than Eddy since he's been back for six months, and had a **** match with Super Crazy, 2 **** matches with RVD, a ****1/2 with RVD, a **** with Edge at Unforgiven, and then this ****1/2 DANDY. Benoit only has a couple of tags and his MOTY with Angle. Is one MOTY better than all those matches though?

[Guest deadbeater]

Eddy recovered to be THE premier performer on Smackdown, and the world. More so than Angle, more so than Benoit.