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Guest DJ Jeff

This should prove to be interesting. B-)

 

Make sure to post a full report on what went down.

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Guest DJ Jeff
This past WrestleMania was approximately 3 1/2 hours from my house, and I didn't go. Instead, I went to SmackDown 2 nights later. Shorter trip, cheaper seats ($50 for 2nd row), and I got to see X-Pac join the nWo.

 

Hey, 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

So, what was worse....The shorter trip or the cheaper seats?

 

Oh, you mean X-Pac joining the nWo was the worse. :P

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Hey Jeff, we'll make sure you get a tape of Alina in action. Ehh, Incandenza's Juvi impression too, if you want to see that kind of thing.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kinetic

I suspect that I'll attempt to impress Alina the way my ancestors, the Irish, would: By getting piss-drunk and singing loudly. Make sure to snag that footage, non-existent cameraman!

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I'll get piss-drunk and sing loudly also, but it will be for my own personal amusement, and I'll beatbox instead of sing.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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How far is it from Wisconsin to D.C.? I figure I might could come and join y'all, since there ain't really gonna be a representative of the rockinest portion of this board. I could bring my Rock Box and some of my Nugent tapes. Get you to bangin your head pretty good, I bet. Might even make some of you sissy pop fans reconsider all that sissy pop stuff you listen to. Cuz once that opening note hits in "Cat Scratch Fever," there ain't nowhere to go but straight to Rocksville. Metal Ed is the dude to take you there. Hop on board, bitches.

 

I might have to leave the room whenever that Kinetic dude is around, though. Me and him don't mix too well.

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

Gee, and I would think you all would be more worried about BPP/Jingus with BPP's video camera to record the depraved actions kotz is going to make

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Hmm, Metal Ed or Marney?

 

(holds hands out like a balance)

 

Hmm...

 

Rock Box...

 

Being killed...

 

Rock Box...

 

Being killed...

 

So tough to choose. :D

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Whoa whoa whoa, that I'M going to make? HA! I'd worry more about Bukkake Boy and Juvi Hoo.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: I'd also like to add that if I see anyone's car having this sticker on it, your end will be swift and painful:

raversdie.jpg

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kinetic

Hey, now. I'm very well behaved in public. What happens behind closed doors, on the other hand, is solely the business of myself, the young Asian girl, my half dozen or so hired hands, and the cameraman. Whether or not Incandenza is actually a drunken nudist remains to be seen, however.

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Guest Kinetic
Hired hands eh? That's what they call them these days I guess.

Ah, yes. Let us all harken back to the day when people who participated in bukkake were referred to by their rightful name: Semen donors.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

As much as I would love to participate in this little adventure, and as easy as it would be for me to (I live in Maryland), I would like to say that Im probably going to have to pass this go around.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Damn. You were someone I looked forward to meeting. I guess you'll always look like Andy Kaufman in my mind.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

You know whats funny. I spent the last 2 years in Charleston, and I decided to quit college after I got my 2 year degree and go back home.

 

And trust me, I dont look like Andy Kaufman.

 

If this little adventure works out and there are any more, I might be interested..

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Guest MrRant

So no one is gonna fork the money over for me to fly in so you all can meet the Great Josh aka MrRant?

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I think I'm all the greatness they can handle.

 

Isn't Charleston nice, Marvin? It's pure hell on Earth during the summer, but it really is the spot of civilization in this state as far as I'm concerned. I can see why it gets so much tourism. It's like New Orleans Lite.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I flaunt it, because I have it!

 

Look, we had this discussion about asses too, and I owned that as well.

 

Anyways, we need to get off of this. Who else is coming? Anyone I didn't name earlier?

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

I lived in an appartment over in West Ashley, if you know where that is. I was never there in the summer (college let out mid may) but it was still really hot from February on to November for the most part.

 

Its sad that there are so many things to do there but I pretty much did nothing. I went to the Aquarium/IMax the year it opened (2000) and did the ghost walks down town (DO THIS FOR HALLOWEEN) and did the beach thing a couple of times. The best thing about Charleston is the food (Tons of places to eat) which, combined with my choice of Culinary Arts for an education proved to be a slight problem that I am only now beginning to work off.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Oh, I know West Ashley, believe you me. I live on James Island myself, if you remember where that was. The beach OWNS, especially if you go as often as I do, and go during the summer so you can get to know the locals. Folly Beach has such an AWESOME small-town atmosphere.

 

I may do the ghost walk this year, but Charleston is a scary place at night with all the cemetaries in the city, and areas around them not being well-lit.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Charleston has to be one of the most haunted towns in the U.S., mainly people who died in the Civil War, but also from some Hurricanes. I just loved to find out that most of the lower penninsula of Charleston is built on trash that they just piled up to enlarge the city. Made me feel real safe anytime I was downtown..

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Yeah, we've got parking garages and stuff sinking into the ground. At least we use our garbage for something useful. I'd have worried about the shitty roads if I were you. Any time I drive on them and hit a bad hole or bump, I say "Yeah, we needed an Aquarium." An aquarium I still haven't been to.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Downtown floods whenever theres a lot of rain, we actually got a day of for the flooding.

The only road that scared me much was the narrow 2 lane bridge, which coincidentally was seen in the movie Chasers (filmed some in Charleston)

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That must have been the old Cooper River bridge. We're replacing it, the new bridge(will be eight lanes and replace the current two) will be done by 2006 or something. The old one was actually shut down again recently because people saw pieces falling off of it. It's so old, my great-grandfather helped build it, and he died at 92 in 1992.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

I lived in Charleston for 2 years and I have more to talk about then the previous 18 + 1/2 that I've lived at home. Of course, living in the middle of nowhere vs a big city like Charleston is like comparing apples to oranges.

 

EDIT: It was cool that the Delmarva Shorebirds came to play the Riverdogs, I got to go to a game last year. Odd fact: The Shorebirds play about 5 minutes from where I live in a nice Stadium..I think the ball park in Charleston is nicer though. It was pretty cool to be able to go hockey (2 games), football (arena league 1 game), soccer (1 game), basketball (NBDL-1 game) and baseball games (2 games)..even though its all minor league stuff..

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Guest Incandenza
Whether or not Incandenza is actually a drunken nudist remains to be seen, however.

You'll find out in December.

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