Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 9, 2002 That's fine. I once left it for the weekend outside this guy's house in Long Island. When I got back, it was covered in bird shit and various forms filth that looked as if it were placed by human hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 I'd kill whoever was responsible if I were you. Of course, you may not have started your car's appearance from scratch like I did. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Someone put bird shit on your car? They must have really hated you if they were willing to handle shit to get at you. My high school wrestling coach told me that the only time he ever saw a teacher fight a student was in gym class. His gym teacher (Coach Tierney) was a disliked man. Some industrious student took it upon himself to write "Coach Tierney sucks shit" on the locker room wall in shit. I don't think there's anyone who I could ever dislike enough to handle fecal matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Just for the record, I'm 23 years old, so no worries about drinking from me All I got to say: 6 Cylinder VTech Honda Accord... boo ya.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 9, 2002 Ehh, mine'll still look better than all of you in addition to being all around cooler anyway, so I'm not worried about it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Damn, now that Dames is going and it would make sense for me to, I could swing through NYC on the way down I-95 and I can't I'm pissed. Fucking work and girlfriend! Actually I could get work off with a lot of trouble but not spending New Years with the women would be very bad. BTW I drive a '98 Ford Contour, bow before the greatness of the Contour~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 It wouldn't be through New Years. We'd all disperse on the 29th. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Maybe I will go, if you want me to that is. Kinetic could finally see just how damn good looking I am when Alina sexually assaults me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 What will the girlfriend think? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What she doesn't know won't hurt her. J/K I don't cheat, but I could break up with her after X-Mas and allow her to crawl back to me when I got back from DC. Hmmmmmmmmm... EDIT: If Alina sexually assualted me and I pushed her away, thus forcing her to settle for you or Kinetic then the G/F would be proud of me. Hmmmmmmmmm......... Maybe I should go just to win points for loyalty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 SETTLE for ME? We call that "trading up" in the business. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Someone put bird shit on your car? They must have really hated you if they were willing to handle shit to get at you. My high school wrestling coach told me that the only time he ever saw a teacher fight a student was in gym class. His gym teacher (Coach Tierney) was a disliked man. Some industrious student took it upon himself to write "Coach Tierney sucks shit" on the locker room wall in shit. I don't think there's anyone who I could ever dislike enough to handle fecal matter. Nah, I guessing the bird shit came straight from the birds' asses and directly to my car (it HAD to be several birds). There were dirt clods on it, too, and that's what I suspect was placed by people. I didn't know know anyone in that neighborhood aside from the guy who let us keep the car there (and he was only a friend of a friend). I'm assuming it was some neighborhood kids playing a joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 SETTLE for ME? We call that "trading up" in the business. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge What business would that be? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 If you have to ask, you'll never know. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Some Guy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 *cough*cop out*cough* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Hey, don't hate the player, hate the game, bubbles. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Ehh, mine'll still look better than all of you in addition to being all around cooler anyway... Sorry, but my Maxima owns, 0wns, and pwns, all at once. And it kicks ass of j00, with its 255 eager horsepower and six-speed manual, and stylin' exterior. So bow down, Mustang Bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 (goes outside, drops the top, buffs the SWANK~! self-done paint job, and blasts KYLIE~!) Case closed, my car rules. Does your car have KYLIE~! ? Does it have a convertible option? DOES IT HAVE RED GUAGE LIGHTS???? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Kylie? My Bose stereo system is meant for playing better music than that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Not only a Maxima elitist, but a musical one as well. Does your Maxima have DIGWEED~! ? Of course not. I win again. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 10, 2002 my my, already fighting over the one internet girl were going to have along eh? hahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Why do I get the distinct impression that I should bring along my stun gun and a deluxe first aid kit on this trip? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Because you're a violent person? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 10, 2002 The same reason I'm considering bringing my bo? Yo J, you cool to ride up there with the big poppa? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I think of Popick as looking like Scott Steiner, and Jingus looking like a lumberjack. What do those of you who have yet to see me think I look like? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I always pictured you as being thin and excitable. The closest celebrity I can come up with would be the newer host of "Beat the Geeks," Blayne Kirpatch. Then I saw your picture and that was out the window. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I hate to burst your bubble, but I am no Scott Steiner. about 6'2" 185, moreso cardio built than strength built Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Out of curiosity, is anyone coming big enough to be considered a HOSS~! ? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Not me, I'm pure cruiserweight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Yeah, so am I. 5'11", 170-175 does not a HOSS~! make. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
