Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 12, 2002 Until you actually show any of these traits though, you're still just a guy in a funny outfit. "I said 'By the way baby, what's your name?' Said I go by the name Lois Lane You can be my boyfriend You surely can Just let me call my boyfriend called Superman I said he's a fairy I do suppose Flying through the air in pantyhose He may be very sexy or even cute But he looks like a sucka in a blue and red suit You need a man who's got finesse And his whole name across his chest He may be able to fly all through the night But can he rock a party to the early light He can't satisfy you with his little worm But I can bust you out with my Super Sperm!" Genius, thy name is Sugar Hill Gang. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 12, 2002 You were still wearing spandex...ghey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Hey, Kinetic digs spandex. Can't say I endorse it, but Sugar Hill Gang said all I wanted to earlier. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 13, 2002 In light of recent posting developments, I'm wondering if Kinetic's going to bring a mullet wig and a boombox and be Metal Ed for half the time we're in DC. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Metal Ed 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2002 I don't think he could pull it off. He might could get down my speech patterns and shit, but it takes a full-bodied dude to pull of the Metal Ed spirit. Plus, Metal Ed don't take no spandex wearin' dudes lightly. I crack their skulls. That's part of why I ain't welcome up to the Wausau Civic Center no more. The event organizer dude said it'll probly be ten years before another ballet is willing to come up here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Aw, too bad. I was hoping we could see both of you. Hey Ed, try not to steal any women I might hit it off with, okay? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 13, 2002 I was the Flash? My big slow fat ass couldn't think of a superhero less appropriate for myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 13, 2002 Enough of the talk about the Justice League dream. It was three days ago. I'm happy to report that none of you have gotten anywhere near any of my dreams since. Kylie was in there last night. Pretty nice one until she point blank told me she was staying the night at my friend's house and I was a loser. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted October 13, 2002 This board turns into a strange place if you turn your back on it for a second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 14, 2002 Funny how people become even stranger without being able to post on it. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 14, 2002 I don't know if I'm gonna be going now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted October 14, 2002 What the hell are you guys talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Poppa Popick Report post Posted October 14, 2002 A big old smartmarks gathering up near DC sometime this winter...just because hanging out with random people getting drunk is one last thing I *havent* done in college...so why not or something like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted October 14, 2002 I know that, I was referring to the two previous posts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 It'd be nice if Alina could come, but ultimately part of me always felt that she just wasn't established enough. There's a secret curse that will eliminate each and every person who has not yet earned the right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Actually, she told me the reason she doesn't want to come is because she's antisocial, and that's a shoot, brutha. I don't know why not all of a sudden though. Of course, you can tell by her new name, subtitle, and other morbid paraphenalia that maybe she's right. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 15, 2002 It's all part of the secret curse. Happy-go-lucky tennis champion turns into black-avatared anti-socialite almost overnight. Coincidence...or part of something bigger? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 15, 2002 I think you're onto something. Good thing folks like us are ESTABLISHED~!, have ubercool avatars, high post counts, and LONGEVITY~! to ward off the curse. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Um... I just noticed the gimmick change, and, uh, Alina, are you okay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Well, this is fucking weird.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 15, 2002 This is proof of what WCW Thunder and liking the Tampa Bay Lightning can do to a person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Actually, she told me the reason she doesn't want to come is because she's antisocial, and that's a shoot, brutha. Must everything I say be shared amongst the minions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sassquatch Report post Posted October 15, 2002 A little late but better then never: On the subject of being a hoss <---------- JR's wet dream Hoss standing in at 6'10 and 322 lbs. If I went with you guys, some of you might be without the luxury of riding in a car. Seriously, it sounds like you will all have a great time on your trip and I wish you all the best. On the Ultra-Humanite: Tom, you should take pride in being a transsexual gender-bender that flings his poop at other people. Way back in the day, the Humanite tried to escape the law by transferring his mind into the body of actress Doloris Graves. He/She later jumped off into a volcano and was thought to have perished. But he/she came back as a Giant Killer Ant and fought Superman in issue #110 (1st series) and almost beat Supes. But he was ultimately defeated and retreated back to his headquarters. The Humanite returned in the form that he has retained to this day which was that of a giant white gorilla with enhanced abilities that gave the entire JSA a run for their money recently. In issue #37 of the newest JSA series, it looks like the Icicle who is an old JSA/Green Lantern foe has finally killed off the Humanite. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 15, 2002 *is established...just not here* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 The problem with your avatar, AlinaBlackWidow, is that you're still smiling. You should put up a new picture of yourself, frowning or looking dark and mysterious or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 All the pictures I have is with me smiling. And I don't have a webcam, because then you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 15, 2002 BTW, I think I'm gonna go on our little trip. Just to warn you guys, I'm not fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Still, a happy face throws everything off. ...but, now that I think about it, your picture looks like one of those last known photos, the kind you see of people taken a few days before they died in some horrendous fashion, or disappeared mysteriously. That's kinda creepy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Flying Dutchman Report post Posted October 15, 2002 Damn, I got ignored... *self-esteem plummets* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted October 15, 2002 So wait, people are actually coming to DC this winter? When!? I wanna put faces with names! I wanna put voices with words! I wanna put laughter with 's! Can I come too? I've been at this board as long as anyone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
