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Guest Kotzenjunge

Ooh! SIXTH name!

 

Ugh. I might not mind this if she wasn't so fucking stupid/crazy.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I don't care that much, it's just an annoyance. Established people know how to deal with such people.

 

I wonder if Dames thought of a way to get to the Gathering.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Spaceman Spiff
OOOH! News flash: The FIFTH name she's tried...

 

GWF Lita: Don't block me. I'll promise you online sex, and you can slap my ass hard. K?

Kotzenjunge: I don't think you get it.

GWF Lita: I don't. Please explain.

Kotzenjunge: You're just sad now.

Kotzenjunge: Stop bothering.

 

And that's where I blocked her again.

 

Ugh, someone fix this.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

But...but...that was actually *me*...

 

::runs away sobbing::

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

*barfs....*

 

Hey Kotz, from someone who had to deal with a real life stalker once,

 

I'm sorry bro.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I think I'd be flattered if I had a stalker.

 

Unless it was some sweaty guy out in my bushes in his underwear...

 

"HOLY SHIT KOTZENJUNGE IS THAT YOU??"

 

By the way, the TE3 recap owns.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Thanks, and I don't think it's a stalker situation. It's just a stupid one.

 

It would probably help her trying to fool me if she used a different font also, but oh well.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly
What discipline? Just out of curiousity. I watched this thing on TLC about the top ten martial arts forms or what have you, and I'm now obsessed with trying to find someone who teaches this discipline where you can get punched right in the throat and kicked in the goonies and not flinch.

 

Was I the only one laughing at that shit? When everyone punched the guy in the throat, the guy who hit him in the back of the throat hurt his hand.

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Guest DrTom

I said I'd give him a lift if he could get to Southern PA or Northeastern MD. Or Delaware, really. But it doesn't make sense for me to drive up to NY, then back down to the DC area. If Alina's still going, my offer of before still stands, and everyone has a way down there.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Sorry, but I don't think any of us want ALina there after we've seen her EXTREME mood swings.

 

ALina: The ticking timebomb of the SmartMarks board.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest DrTom

Eh, I'm not going to disqualify someone from going based on a few bouts of moodiness on the internet. Everyone's moody from time to time.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

I really just wanted a reason to type ALina. I predict THis RUnning GAg will do very well.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest DrTom

DAmnit, KOtz, STop THat. DO'nt YOu KNow THat SHit GEts HArd To REad AFter a WHile?

 

Damn. It's hard to even type that way after the second word.

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Guest Leena

I'm probably still going, I've always wanted to go to DC.

 

Patrick, I can't change my font on Trillian... but luckily it does save every IM conversation.

 

Kotzenjunge: I am in no mood for moodiness.

breakawayfromme: OK.

breakawayfromme: What's wrong?

Kotzenjunge: Nothing is wrong.

breakawayfromme: But, you're in no mood for moodiness.

breakawayfromme: So, you're upset that I ignored you last night...

Kotzenjunge: No, I'm simply not in the mood to talk to someone who acts like a kid every time they have anything negative said about them.

breakawayfromme: Oh?

breakawayfromme: It's amazing how you can read my mind, darling.

Kotzenjunge: Just get a clue and FUCK OFF.

 

kotzenjunge: Damn I'm angry. Goddamn car needs the starter replaced, my friend is going out of town for the weekend, and now the IQ test thing.

breakawayfromme: Look on the bright side, you're still a stud.

kotzenjunge: Yes, I think I'll look on the REAL, non-sarcastic side.

breakawayfromme: Alright then, sorry to bother you. I'll come back at a better time.

kotzenjunge: If you aren't going to be a leading-on sarcastic thing, you can keep talking.

kotzenjunge: I just can't stand sarcasm anymore from ANYONE. It's become the main mode of humor these days unfortunately.

kotzenjunge: Whatever happened to the other ways to be funny?

breakawayfromme: They were crushed by society.

kotzenjunge: Hyperbole, satire, lampooning, ALL LOST!!

 

Then he talks to himself...

 

kotzenjunge: Because talking to you is like watching 1999 WWF TV.

kotzenjunge: You keep saying things to get interest, but then either drop it or make something up.

kotzenjunge: It's very frustrating.

kotzenjunge: Like this little "secret" think you tried a little while ago.

kotzenjunge: There was no secret, it was just to keep me up.

kotzenjunge: See, this is the problem. Two people are needed for conversation.

kotzenjunge: As the one wanting conversation, you have to initiate it somehow.

kotzenjunge: (closes window and continues filling out his Miss SmartMarks ballot)

 

After talking with people like this who supposedly control this board... I got tired of posting here. Excuse me.

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Guest DrTom

DC is very nice. A lot of things are amazing to see at sunup and sundown. And there are about a million places of interest to go, so it's very difficult to be bored in DC.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Maybe I "talk to myself" because I'd rather not write out a single long message and the noises might actually get your attention. I also like how it's ignored that the first sample conversation was also the last we had. The last sample is when you were literally keeping me awake for no reason whatsoever and then I couldn't sleep because the drowsiness passed. I can't figure out how the second one is supposed to be incriminating.

 

Oh, and DrTom should know that I may have a 5.0L engine in BLACK MANTA~! before the Gathering comes about, so him and his Maxima don't have to worry about competition any more, because there won't be any AT ALL.

 

(revs future engine and frightens small children)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest EricMM

Whats with the feuding?

 

Survey Says!!! You two should C-H-I-L-L

 

Leena: Stop playing mind games, who are you HHH?

 

Kotz: Be less irritable, and more open to various forms of humor. Don't say "I'm not feeling it", who are you, Undertaker?

 

I don't think anything else needs to be said ;)

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Guest Big Poppa Popick

Kotz = HHH of the Establishment...He doesn't sell

 

Oh and, you two chill, e-hug or something and make up ... sheesh..enough with the drama

 

I'm going to church now

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Hey, I didn't say anything that time.

 

(revs imaginary engine again)

 

And I DO sell, dammit! There was just a period of a couple of days when I heard SO DAMN MUCH sarcasm used by seemingly everyone that it was driving me mad. (coughs and sells it as if he were shot in the chest)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest Leena

What do you sell? It's hard for me to believe a girl has ever talked to you, considering how you look.

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Guest DrTom
Oh, and DrTom should know that I may have a 5.0L engine in BLACK MANTA~! before the Gathering comes about, so him and his Maxima don't have to worry about competition any more, because there won't be any AT ALL.

How nice for you. :P My Maxima can beat brand-new Mustangs (as long as they're stock). It's definitely close, but I can beat them. The Shelby versions are out of my league, as are Corvettes, but the 255 hp the Maxima's awesome 3.5L V6 churns out is tough to beat.

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Are they GTs or V6s that you beat? Oh, and I could get 300 HP out of my current 3.8L, but it would require twin turbochargers that would be more expensive than just getting the 5.0.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest DrTom

They're the GT's. With the 4.6 or 4.7L V8.

 

I want to get a racing chip for the Maxima, actually. I saw one, fully authorized by Nissan so my warranty doesn't go into the shitter, that would give me a total of 278 hp and improve the gas mileage. It might be worth looking into.

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Ah, neat. My friend wants to come just so he can show off his Cobra. I can tell you now that a 5.0 in my car would be a helluva lot better than the current GTs coming out since my model is smaller and lighter than the current ones, and they stopped making as many 5.0s in 1993, according to the Cobra-owning friend, who knows a helluva lot more about Mustangs than me at the moment.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Like I said, he knows more than I do, and he has told me they stopped in 1995, not 1993.

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Guest EricMM
What do you sell? It's hard for me to believe a girl has ever talked to you, considering how you look.

 

See Kotz, you no-sold that one as well.

 

C'mon, at least say "Yo momma"

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Guest Kotzenjunge

She's just trying to bait me, it won't work.

 

I think I look just fine.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

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Guest DrTom
My friend wants to come just so he can show off his Cobra.

I thought it was supposed to be a Chat gathering.

 

Death to the OUTSIDERS~!

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