Guest Brian Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Last man standing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 I think they should keep the wheel around indefintely and have Bischoff blame it on air for poor writing and stupid booking. So that way...when RVD, supposedly in the midst of a feud with Flair and HHH, finds himself in a midcard tag match with Tommy Dreamer, who's only purpose is to further an angle that he isn't a part of... RVD can walk back to Bisch and say: "Dude...whats'up with this? I'm like the top face on RAW and stuff. I'm Mr. Monday Night! Why am in a meaningless match when I'm programmed to win the World title at Survivor Series?" Then Bisch can just point at the wheel and say: "It's his fault." Subsequently, in a little over a month when RVD finds out his opponent for Survivor Series is Flair again instead of his title shot rematch, we will learn that HHH has changed his name from "the game" to "the wheel". Thus kicking off a big money angle of HHH backstage politics in one of those art imitating life things. The angle will draw no money, but it will give HHH an excuse to go over the entier RAW roster one more time, before moving on to SD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 When was the last time the WWF had a lumberjack match? They could have one then. Remember those things? The Last one was on Raw when it was Austin vs Booker T in his nWo debut. the nWo would DIE a few short weeks later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Brian Report post Posted October 6, 2002 And going over the SmackDown roster. The End Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Trivia247 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 you know whenever he turns the wheel the camera will pan away so no one can see where it actually stopped, Bischy will just say what match it is. I doubt that every match will be so Impromptu that they would be settled on the wheel...I Mean Who else other than Kane will agree to be set on Fire in a Inferno match? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Last-minute-for-real-now signees Mark Henry and Rikishi in a "Chicken in a Ron Popeil Rotisserie Oven on a Pole" match. I think Stacey will face Trish in...AN INFERNO MATCH!! And Stacey's top catches on fire. BPS: The only **** matches that I can think of on Raw would involve at least two of the following: RVD on a really really good night, Jericho, Booker, and Ric Flair should he find the Fountain of Youth before Monday night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 We could light Dreamer on fire. It's probably happened before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Let's just hope that HHH doesn't get to make the wheel. all of the slots would be labeled "beats Jericho" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sandman9000 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Matches: Staple Gun 200 Lightbulbs Cage of Death C4 boards Buckets of Salt and Lemons No Rope Barbed Wire Carpet Tack Strips Beds of Thumbtacks "" "" Nails "" "" Glass "" "" Mousetraps Pillows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 6, 2002 If there is an Inferno Match, then more than likely Kane will be involved in it. A Ladder Match would be awesome to see, as would a Street Fight Match. I'm really hoping that RAW doesn't disappoint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jester Report post Posted October 6, 2002 HHH vs. Bubba in an HLA match. Think of the tension! The agony of decision! Will Hunter allow himself to job, knowing he gets to make it with some chicks if he does? My guess is no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 6, 2002 my guess for Trish vs. Stacey is that in a shocking twist of fate it lands right in between a scaffold match and a pillow fight match, so what happens? They combine them to create Low Incident: A scaffold match with the ring below FILLED with pillows! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D'Lo White Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Booker T vs Jericho in a hair vs beard match. Booker wins, then HHH comes out and lays out Booker. HHH then gets to shave Jericho's beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted October 6, 2002 HHH vs. Bubba in an HLA match. Think of the tension! The agony of decision! Will Hunter allow himself to job, knowing he gets to make it with some chicks if he does? My guess is no. I can't shake the feeling that we'll get two male wrestlers in a T&A women's style match. And it wouldn't at all shock me for HHH to be put in an HLA match, although it should a HHMA (Hot Homosexual Male Action) Match. Oh--well, HHH is bi so I guess it really wouldn't matter. Blah.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 He is? Where'd you get that from? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Triple H was doing commentary on a ppv: "I'm bi alot of things, but lingual I'm not" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RenegadeX28 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 That RAW roulette thing could be interesting. I think these will be some of the matches that are in the wheel: -Inferno Match -Cage Match -????????? (Surprise stipulation) -Guest Referee -Bullrope match -Bra and Panties -Table Match -Submission Match -You vs Debuting star for RAW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DerangedHermit Report post Posted October 6, 2002 HHH vs. HHH in a "Loser and Winner leaves the WWE forever" match. Three Minute Match - after 3 minutes partcipants get fed literally to the Island Boys Kiss HHH's Ass Match - RVD v. Jericho v. Booker T (everybody loses - triple DQ) Inferno Match - Jeff Hardy v. Big Show (Jeff wins, Big Show gets apple stuffed in mouth, everybody gets food for 3 months) Hot Oil Wrestling Match (even though they're both injured) - Bradshaw v. Chris Nowinski v. Bubba Ray v. Brooklyn Brawler Evening Gown Match - Patterson v. Brisco Over the Top, Off with the Top - Mae Young v. Moolah Winner gets permanent TV spot for their failed sports ventures: Pat Croce (Slamball) v. Vinnie Mac (duh) Turkey on a Pole Match Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Angle-plex Report post Posted October 6, 2002 It's about time for a casket match, even though it wouldn't make sense at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Watch as "Coal Miner's Glove Match" comes up and the wrestling universe switches to the Bears game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 It'd be great to see Big Show vs HHH in a Pink Slip on a Pole Match, cause you just know that HHH wouldn't lose it in a million years. At least people can look forward to Raw this week and know whever it sucks or not, it'll be interesting. Other hilarious matches that could happen if the spin of the wheel is totally real Big Show vs Jamal and Rosie-Handicap Bra and Panties Match Trish vs Stacy-Barbed Wire Explosives Tacks and Glass Swimming Pool Match RVD vs Booker T-Loser has to face HHH at Survivor Series Randy Orton vs Bradshaw(if both weren't injured)-Winner continues to get endless praise from JR Match Raven vs Ric Flair-Winner gets to bring back their famous group for one last crappy rehashed run which is dropped after 2 months due to it sucking so bad it's embarrasing, but never mind we'll still bring out a video and DVD saying that your popularity is all our doing no matter what you did elsewhere Match(in tribute to the WWE version of the nWo) Or that match that Russo had Jarrett and Booker T fight with the four boxes hanging from poles, where one of the 'weapons' was a blow up doll. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Czech Republic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Bischoff is God, that signature is f'ing hilarious dude, don't change that EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Booker T vs Steve Austin in May was a lumberjack match. you know, the match in which Steve dominated everybody INCLUDING the lumberjacks God, that was such a horrible RAW, and totally inexcusable considering it was right before Judgment Day. They managed to kill a Toronto (!!!) crowd with that match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tetsubeav Report post Posted October 6, 2002 In all seriousness, however, I'm fully expecting these two things: 1) Rico in an evening gown/bikini/whatever match with someone 2) The barn-burner HHH vs Bubba in a tables match so Bubba can use that table he labeled (huh, that rhymes). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted October 6, 2002 I, also, can't shake the feeling that some dudes will get a mud wrestling match or something. I think, Ladder, Bra and Panties, Submission, and Tables will be the choices. Not too great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 HHH vs Bubba in a empty arena match. Oh, TAG. Great one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Celtic Jobber Report post Posted October 6, 2002 On HeAT, Jonathan Coachman said "it would be great if two guys like Justin Credible and Spike Dudley were forced to have a bra & panties match or even HLA" so it looks like they're planning on it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JasonX 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 you know, the match in which Steve dominated everybody INCLUDING the lumberjacks They didn't have Austin manhandle Brock (who was one of the lumberjacks). Brock beat the shit out of Austin while Austin no-sold every other Lumberjack's attack during the match.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted October 7, 2002 they could throw Spike Dudly off the roof of the Hell in the Cell onto a stake of tables that are lit on fire with thumb tacks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2002 you know, the match in which Steve dominated everybody INCLUDING the lumberjacks They didn't have Austin manhandle Brock (who was one of the lumberjacks). Brock beat the shit out of Austin while Austin no-sold every other Lumberjack's attack during the match.... Heh...they were TRYING to hint at something...but Austin left before they could further that. Que Sera Sera. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
