Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 I really think this board needs a place where people can come and talk about me. So make this the one place to talk Ken, so other threads don't get clogged up with conversations about Ken. Enjoy. By the way, the mods should pin this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 6, 2002 So, yeah. I've always admired the fact that your name has as many letters as mine does. Blows my mind, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 The title and subtitle of this thread are hilarious. Pity about the actual content. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alfdogg Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Sad thing is, I can't tell if this is a gimmick or the real thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken is so much cooler than Ryu! I mean, they both have the Haidookin, but Ken has the Dragon Uppercut and the BURNING FLAMING DRAGON UPPERCUT OF DEATH! Did ya know that Ken is Japanese for blade? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Hmm. Ken dolls arent anatomically correct.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Is this Ken anatomically correct? Quick, grab Alina! She'll look for us, and look with GUSTO~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken likes what he hears Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken, what IS the deal with aeroplane food? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 The deal is, it comes all packaged up. And everything is smaller. Small soft drink, small peanuts, small milk to go with small coffee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 NEWSFLASH: Ken just went to the toilet. He was quoted as saying "aahhh, that's better". More news as it comes to hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Kennie, when you go to the bathroom next time, can you take pictures and post them here? Or better yet, E-mail them to me and I'll look at them... for my personal amusement. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 I'll do that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Awesome. You don't know how much I love that sort of thing, mostly because it makes it much easier to have my real favorite kind of fun. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 UPDATE: Ken just had a Coke, and he liked it! Rating: ***1/2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Mmm, once Lance and I had a little Coke fetish night. It was oddly fulfilling, and it tastes extra good when you're licking it off of a boy, I mean another man. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Hmm, as moderator of this thread, I have to give you an official warning. Do that 150 more times and you are banned! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Oh, I plan on doing it more than that with you, Kennie. Can Lance join us in the bathroom next time? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Kennie, where did you go? I ducked out for a moment to change Lance's diaper, and expected a response when I got back! Oh Kennie, please, it's late and I'm horny as hell. Don't leave me hanging. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken, if it's about the odd growth I have, I can fix it! Sandpapered it before, and I can sandpaper it again! Please don't let it come between us. The doctor said that even though it is where it is, it won't affect my performance. In fact, it adds a little more pleasure, almost like those ribbed condoms. Would you hold it against me if I said I would love to have your throbbing hot penis choking me while Lance cries in the background and you play with his diaper contents? If you would, I can change, I was addicted to dominatrixes and I can quit this too. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Kennie? Where are you, Kennie? I really, really need you right now. Just the thought of you almost makes me cream myself. Lance is worried that I'm involved with someone else, but I just knocked him out and had my way with him to teach him a lesson. I can't wait until he grows up, he'll be a real hardbody, I'll see to it. With very strong buttocks, so he can pinch and squeeze me for extra resistance and pleasure. I'm sure you have strong buttocks, Kennie. Remember to send me those pictures, because after you go to the bathroom is when it's easiest... Would you mind doing it in front of my Triple H poster? Looking at him and all those muscles makes me oh-so-hard. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Kennie, I'm going to bed now, but won't sleep until I masturbate thinking of you and Lance together in a massive toilet. I'll also put you into my little cemetary fantasy also... it's so hot, so wonderfully vivid, I'll be done with my business in no time, so I can dream more about you. Goodnight, my love. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest midnight_burn Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Kennie's certainly a lucky boy isn't he. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken UPDATE: 1. Kotenjunge needs to see Ken's psychiatrist. 2. Ken just had roast lamb for dinner, AND HE LIKED IT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Coming over the next 24 Ken hours: Diet Coke Vs Diet Pepsi: The battle for diet glory, with Ken giving his opinion. Crappy countries: Ken nominates the world's crappest countries. Saddam Hussein Vs George W. Bush: Ken gives his view on what would happen if they met in the wrestling ring! Also, send in your questions to Ken, and he will answer them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ken Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Ken is going to bed now. Look forward to tomorrow's action, it will be a huge day. Goodnight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 6, 2002 You seem to be under the impression you'll still be around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 6, 2002 Is this Ken anatomically correct? Quick, grab Alina! She'll look for us, and look with GUSTO~! Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Someone remains irked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
