Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2004 Kane drank all the milk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
River City Rocker 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 Kane is not a believer in returning his library books on time. Kane was spotted writing obscenities on the wall at Phoebe Caulfield's school. Kane was the author of the Pina Colada song. Kane is responsible for every prank fire drill and bomb threat that has ever happened in anyschool. Kane deliberately started a brawl in the White House's war room. Kane campaigned for Richard Nixon. Kane voted against the inclusion of Alaska and Hawaii in the union. Kane caused that ground ball to roll through Bill Buckner's legs in 1986. Kane also was the reason why Buffalo lost four straight Super Bowls. Kane is secretly the CEO of Clear Channel. Kane stole jokes from Henny Youngman. Kane was the one who purchased Robert Johnson's soul at the crossroads in rural Mississippi. Kane designed Pennsylvania's road system. Kane is the last person on earth who believes The Family Circus is still hysterically funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 11, 2004 His favorite movie is "One on One" with Robby Benson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2004 Kane stole my lunch money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Kane stopped me on the street today and harassed me about his Baptist church. I wanted to kill Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Kane recorded St. Anger. Kane formed Papa Roach. Kane is the true head booker of TNA. Kane is secretly Rob Black's supervillain alter-ego. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Kane eats out Jericho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2004 Kane pimps them ho's. Kane wrote War And Peace. Kane is actually Paul WS Anderson in disguise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cat5cable Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Kane let the dogs out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cat5cable Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Kane let the dogs out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChris 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2004 Kane uses public toilets, and pisses on the seat. Kane walks around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat??" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted October 14, 2004 I'm innocent, I swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 16, 2004 Dick Cheney is acctually Kane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 17, 2004 You don't have permission from World Wrestling Entertainment to use the username KANE, nor start a thread accusing my client of these heinous acts. Thread closed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 18, 2004 You know who sent this man? ^^^^^^^^ That's right, KANE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 THat's not just any man. That's Jerry McDevitt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane ate the last peice of cake. You know who switched the Jets vs. Raiders game to Heidi? Kane. Kane molested children and placed the blame on Michael Jackson. Kane greenlighted Gigli. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane invented Nova Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane invented Nova Already on Page 4. Kane started the early 90's LA riots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane gave a guest speak at Villanova University on overcoming adversity. He then lifted his arms and thrust them down, setting the students in attendance on fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane is keeping this godforsaken thread going. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane told people I Can't Believe It's Not Butter was acctually butter. Kane caued the NHL strike by melting all the ice in the rinks. Kane crashed into Area 51. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2004 Kane was over Charlie Manson's house: "Hey Chuck, you gotta hear this one Beatles song. It'll change your life!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
