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Guest cynicalprofit
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Who, huh? wha...

 

murder angle....um yeah lets kill the ratings more.

 

So whos katie vick?

 

Did Kane kill someone in his dentist school days?

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She could be Michael Vick's sister. It would explain WWE's mentioning of the NFL lately.

Guest BoboBrazil
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I guess we will find out in the weeks to come. I hope they draw this out like when Paul Bearer did this to Undertaker for like 2 or 3 months before the debut of Kane.

Guest cynicalprofit
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Oh god football and wrestling cross again....NOTHING GOOD HAS EVER COME OF IT VINCE!

Guest razazteca
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its the set up for the return of Chyna as a masked zombie character managed by Paul Bear

 

Ohhhhhhhhhh Yes........

 

Kane you shall repent for your sins of the past

Guest AndrewTS
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I just realized something...

 

Vick Vick, bo bick, bananna fanny fo fick...does it sound at all familiar? Then I remembered a name of a former WCW wrestler...who had a WWE developmental contract.

 

SCOTT VICK AKA "SICKBOY" from Raven's Flock!!

 

SICKBOY IS COMING TO RAW!!

 

And he's a much much much better worker than HHH, so maybe we'll get a decent fued after this clusterfuck, and another pretty good worker for Raw.

Guest cynicalprofit
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They are releasing talent, not hiring new ones, sides would HHH but over Scott Vick? No.

Guest AndrewTS
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They are releasing talent, not hiring new ones, sides would HHH but over Scott Vick? No.

No, but would he take him as a lackey? Why not? Besides, he DARED to use Triple H's finisher back in WCW! So he might be due for a good ol' squashin'! And he's not "new" if he's already been in the developmentals for a while.

 

And usually when they release talent they usually get rid of the wrong ones. Goodbye Sanders, Low Ki, Jerry Lynn (TNA: "YES! YES!"). But gotta keep Big Show and Mark Henry, yup yup! Maybe someone got a clue for once.

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Everybody needs to Phe4r Sick Boy right now and BOW DOWN to the SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OF DOOM!!!!

 

Oh, man...that show almost made want to call Gershwitz and mind-fuck him over the phone...RUSSO COULD DO BETTER...and that is REALLY...REALLY sad.

Guest DJ Jeff
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How would Sickboy fit into this whole Kane murder angle anyways? Back on topic, Katie Vick could be Kane's mom, or something. I guess we'll have to wait and see, which is a reason why I like this angle so far.

Guest AndrewTS
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Everybody needs to Phe4r Sick Boy right now and BOW DOWN to the SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OF DOOM!!!!

 

Oh, man...that show almost made want to call Gershwitz and mind-fuck him over the phone...RUSSO COULD DO BETTER...and that is REALLY...REALLY sad.

That show seemed like some unholy concoction of Gerwitz and Russo booking. In fact, HHH is Raw should be subtitled "I Can't Believe It's Not Russo!" With HHH doing Fabio poses all throughout the opening.

Guest AndrewTS
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How would Sickboy fit into this whole Kane murder angle anyways? Back on topic, Katie Vick could be Kane's mom, or something. I guess we'll have to wait and see, which is a reason why I like this angle so far.

An avenging brother, I'd imagine. And I don't think it would be his mother since HHH would have come right out and said it. Kane is supposed to be the son of Paul Bearer and Taker's mother, so doesn't at all fit.

Guest DJ Jeff
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An avenging brother, I'd imagine. And I don't think it would be his mother since HHH would have come right out and said it. Kane is supposed to be the son of Paul Bearer and Taker's mother, so doesn't at all fit.

Yeah, that's true. :unsure:

Guest AnnieEclectic
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No, if it was Russo's booking, Katie Vick would be Kane's lover and sister who he killed in a fit of passion when he realized that she loved someone not in the family. Then Vick comes back from the grave as some zombie hottie that everyone is in love with sans Terri cause she's jealous that some other zombie girl has Kane's attention.

 

 

Now THAT's booking.

 

-Annie

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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No, if it was Russo's booking, Katie Vick would be Kane's lover and sister who he killed in a fit of passion when he realized that she loved someone not in the family. Then Vick comes back from the grave as some zombie hottie that everyone is in love with sans Terri cause she's jealous that some other zombie girl has Kane's attention.

ooo, i like that.

 

I'm hoping that Terri is possesed by the spirit of Kane's dead....uh....whatever. Then she can come out for No Mercy in zombie makeup with a sledgehammer, but instead of defending himself he screams "No Terri! Find it in yourself! Find it in your heart.", and Terri will stand there expressionless holding the sledgehammer over her head, but then a single tear rolls down her cheek. Then she cranks HHH, Kane wins the title, and they announce thier engagement on Raw.

 

Then, I will wash down a box of sleeping pills with vodka chasers in hopes of quitely embracing the sweet release of death.

Guest Kinetic
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Well, everything involving Kane or pre-biker Undertaker is stupid beyond all comparison so them using this latest idiotic plot twist doesn't surprise. What really gets me is that I was actually sort of enjoying that show and then...nonsensical murder angle that won't go anywhere. I'm sufficiently letdown. Fucking Triple H.

Guest evenflowDDT
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Isn't a murder angle pushing the boundaries of taste? And worse, isn't it pushing them in the wrong direction?

 

Also... whatever happened to this WWE policy (from http://parents.wwe.com/tv/ratings.html:

Actions you will not see WWE  characters portray are murder, rape or robbery.
Guest Just call me Dan
Posted

What an excellent point evenflow, that had me puzzled all throughout the last five minutes of the show, then I stopped caring. Raw is a gian clusterfuck as mentioned in the raw thread and these poor storylines, shows centered around HHH and bad workers are only holding the show down.

 

Smackdown has Henry, Rikishi, Holly, etc. and can still manage to couple them with decent workers and keep them out of the limelight enough to make a satisfactory show. Raw really needs a turnaround and a murder angle will only serve as a bigger shovel in digging the WWE's ratings grave.

Guest BA_Baracus
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Wow...

 

...a Raw based around a stipulation roulette wheel totally sucked...who'd a thunk it?

 

Anyways, I suspect this is all leading up to them digging up another horrible angle from the past. Yes...the murder thing is all a swerve and HHH will beat Kane with the finger-poke of doom at the PPV.

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I forsee this building up to HHH blackmailing Kane into not fighting at No Mercy, and then "Katie Vick" shows up to allow the heroic face Kane to fight. Then he'll job.

 

Well, Kane's career is over.

Guest kane3212321
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Scott Keith wrote this beautiful tribute to Katie over at 411..... it brings a tear to my eye

 

RIP, Katie Vick -- ??? - 1992

 

Tonight came the moment that so many of us have been waiting for since 1992, but thought would never happen -- The WWE's public acknowledgement of the Katie Vick tragedy from 10 years ago.

Katie may have been a mystery to most of us, and in fact no one even knew her birthday, but she was still a person, and that bastard Kane stole her from our lives a decade ago and we didn't even get a 10-bell salute on Prime Time Wrestling back then.

 

I first met Katie at a bar in Alabama in 1988, as she was just getting out of a relationship with Jimmy Snuka, and told me about her dreams of becoming a professional ringrat someday. I knew that if anyone could do it, it was Katie. Unfortunately, Snuka didn't take the breakup too well, and I next ran into Katie while working as a candy-striper in the intensive-care unit of a hospital in Washington, as she was suffering from head trauma.

 

Katie recovered and moved on with her life, and I next saw her on the arm of ex-football star OJ Simpson while at a Hollywood premiere in 1991. That relationship failed to even last a week, as she befriended a waiter and was found brutally stabbed to near-death with a butcher knife and then hit in the head with an autographed OJ Simpson football.

 

Incredibly, she pulled through and called me from a pay phone in Indiana to let me know that she had hooked up with Randy Savage. This phase of her life ended abruptly as well, as Savage would lock her in closets for days at a time to prevent other wrestlers from looking at her, and she dumped him for Sid Vicious. However, this also ended badly, as the serious of mishaps had left Katie looking like a cross between Brian Pillman and Arn Anderson, and she was found in an alleyway beaten to a pulp by a squeegee, with a pair of scissors sticking out of her back.

 

Katie, ever a survivor, pulled through one more time and was in negotiations to tell her life story to CBS for $4 million, when a routine visit to a wrestling show in Imoud, PA, ended in tragedy, as a young Kane mistook her for a sound technician and fired lightning bolts at her, and then sealed her in a casket and lit it on fire. There was no trapdoor, and Katie Vick was declared dead by Dr. Death Steve Williams on October 7, 1992.

 

She was survived only by her brother Scott, who did a 10-springboard dropkick salute at an indy show the next night as his way of paying tribute.

 

RIP, Katie, you were a true friend.

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Actually, they can entertain the thought of murder but not the action.

 

Remember, all the pieces are falling into place.

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Well, the Raw.wwe.com results say her name is "Katie Fick" not "Vick" - but regardless, it's probably some lame "Of Mice & Men" storyline.. with Kane and a "pretty lady"... and if you don't get that reference, then you need to read more. :) j/k

Posted
Well, Kane's career is over.

You say that as if it's a bad thing... ? ;p

Guest snowfan
Posted
Well Paul Bearer adopted Taker and Kane right?

Paul Bearer is the true "father of the WWE"....

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