Guest BigPoppaKev Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 This may belong in the Movie folder but I think it is more of a general question? If you could be a fictional character from any movie who would you be? Mine would be Luke Skywalker. Give a couple if you want. Whatever. Just want to see what people response is.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Han Solo - he gets all the chicks, plus he flies the FUCKING MILLENIUM FALCON~!
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 no question: from Dogma...I'd be God
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You'd want to be Alanis Morrissette? ... Mmmkay.
Guest treble charged Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Watchout Flyboy, he'd go down on you in a theatre.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Hmmm...this is actually a surprisingly tough decision... I've gotten references to both Jay (Kevin Smith's films) and even Mercution (from any film adaptation of Romeo & Juliet EVER). Dunno who I'd be...
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who. Jar Jar Binks hasn't been taken...
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Watchout Flyboy, he'd go down on you in a theatre. Hee-hee, I was going to post something like that, but I decided to leave my girl Alanis alone. Speaking of women going down in theatres... *thinks of ex*
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Superman!!!! Flight, incredible strength, speed, what else do I need? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who. Jar Jar Binks hasn't been taken... *damns Spaceman Spiff's soul to hell* To hell, BAH GAWD!
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 ::no sells:: </Undertaker>
Guest treble charged Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Speaking of women going down in theatres... *thinks of ex* Did you trip her? /bad joke
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 ... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *clutches his stomach* ...
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I've got all of you beat, I'm an omnipotent being with the power to make all of you die in an instant or slowly and painfully dragged out over hundreds of years. I have the power to turn you all into turkey and almond sammiches. And I'm Canadian.
Guest treble charged Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I've got all of you beat, I'm an omnipotent being with the power to make all of you die in an instant or slowly and painfully dragged out over hundreds of years. I have the power to turn you all into turkey and almond sammiches. And I'm Canadian. Yeah, all Canadians can do that. How do you think I get my lunch everyday?
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Ah, but can all Canadians blow up Ben Afflecks head just by yelling? Do all Canadians have Alan Rickman to speak for them? I think not.
Guest treble charged Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I can blow-up Ben Affleck's head by shooting a gun at it. And I can speak for myself. I don't need any of those other powers.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Bah, you're just jealous that I'm God
Guest treble charged Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 It's already been established that I am God. You are merely an actor portraying me in a film.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 well, more specifically, I'm God in the Askewniverse.
Guest SP-1 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Robin of Locksley AKA Robin Hood. From the early '90's Costner version of it. NOTE: I do not want to be Costner. But the characterization of Robin in that was really heroic and cool. SP
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 All of the characters I like either have miserable lives or die or end up in jail. So I don't know. This is tough. Maybe that black guy in Storytelling.
Guest The Metal Maniac Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Dracula. I mean, the guy gets all the ass he wants - he just has to LOOK at a chick, and she's his. And if she's a bitch, well, chow down!
Guest Bosstones Fan Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I think I'd like to be Dirk Diggler (without all the drugs).
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Definitely, Superman. Though I was tempted to go with General Zod from Superman II. That way, I could go around saying things like, "This is the planet Houston?" and "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD~!" and it would farking rule.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I always saw myself as Chandler from Friends actually. Except without the looking gay part.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 OH MAN. Funny-wise, I think I would want to be one of the doods in a Mel Brooks movie, like the king from History of the World, Part II... "IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING~!" Seriously, gimme a beard and a mustache, a backwards hat, and a trench, and make me not be able to talk. SILENT BOB, motherfuckers. Jay: "Ever have your asshole eaten by a fat guy in a trenchcoat? Yeah..."
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