Guest BigPoppaKev Report post Posted October 10, 2002 This may belong in the Movie folder but I think it is more of a general question? If you could be a fictional character from any movie who would you be? Mine would be Luke Skywalker. Give a couple if you want. Whatever. Just want to see what people response is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Han Solo - he gets all the chicks, plus he flies the FUCKING MILLENIUM FALCON~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 no question: from Dogma...I'd be God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 You'd want to be Alanis Morrissette? ... Mmmkay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Watchout Flyboy, he'd go down on you in a theatre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Hmmm...this is actually a surprisingly tough decision... I've gotten references to both Jay (Kevin Smith's films) and even Mercution (from any film adaptation of Romeo & Juliet EVER). Dunno who I'd be... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who. Jar Jar Binks hasn't been taken... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Watchout Flyboy, he'd go down on you in a theatre. Hee-hee, I was going to post something like that, but I decided to leave my girl Alanis alone. Speaking of women going down in theatres... *thinks of ex* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Superman!!!! Flight, incredible strength, speed, what else do I need? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Somebody from Star Wars... just don't know who. Jar Jar Binks hasn't been taken... *damns Spaceman Spiff's soul to hell* To hell, BAH GAWD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 ::no sells:: </Undertaker> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Speaking of women going down in theatres... *thinks of ex* Did you trip her? /bad joke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 ... MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *clutches his stomach* ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I've got all of you beat, I'm an omnipotent being with the power to make all of you die in an instant or slowly and painfully dragged out over hundreds of years. I have the power to turn you all into turkey and almond sammiches. And I'm Canadian. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I've got all of you beat, I'm an omnipotent being with the power to make all of you die in an instant or slowly and painfully dragged out over hundreds of years. I have the power to turn you all into turkey and almond sammiches. And I'm Canadian. Yeah, all Canadians can do that. How do you think I get my lunch everyday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Ah, but can all Canadians blow up Ben Afflecks head just by yelling? Do all Canadians have Alan Rickman to speak for them? I think not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I can blow-up Ben Affleck's head by shooting a gun at it. And I can speak for myself. I don't need any of those other powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Bah, you're just jealous that I'm God Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted October 10, 2002 It's already been established that I am God. You are merely an actor portraying me in a film. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted October 10, 2002 well, more specifically, I'm God in the Askewniverse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Indy Jones... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest the pinjockey Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Jason Voorhees Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Robin of Locksley AKA Robin Hood. From the early '90's Costner version of it. NOTE: I do not want to be Costner. But the characterization of Robin in that was really heroic and cool. SP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooseCannon Report post Posted October 10, 2002 All of the characters I like either have miserable lives or die or end up in jail. So I don't know. This is tough. Maybe that black guy in Storytelling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Metal Maniac Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Dracula. I mean, the guy gets all the ass he wants - he just has to LOOK at a chick, and she's his. And if she's a bitch, well, chow down! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bosstones Fan Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I think I'd like to be Dirk Diggler (without all the drugs). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DrTom Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Definitely, Superman. Though I was tempted to go with General Zod from Superman II. That way, I could go around saying things like, "This is the planet Houston?" and "KNEEL BEFORE ZOD~!" and it would farking rule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I always saw myself as Chandler from Friends actually. Except without the looking gay part. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 OH MAN. Funny-wise, I think I would want to be one of the doods in a Mel Brooks movie, like the king from History of the World, Part II... "IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING~!" Seriously, gimme a beard and a mustache, a backwards hat, and a trench, and make me not be able to talk. SILENT BOB, motherfuckers. Jay: "Ever have your asshole eaten by a fat guy in a trenchcoat? Yeah..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
