Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 The subject pretty much says it all. Ask me anything while I'm up late downloading music. It can be about relationships. It can be about how Raw sucks. It can even be a personal question. But I'm here for a couple of hours and would like to do something to alleviate the tedium.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 So...that Stacy is really hot, huh?
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You would do this when I was planning to do it after I finished the IQ test, wouldn't you... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 So...that Stacy is really hot, huh? Stacy is so damned hot that I burned my tongue when I got the poontang
Guest Flyboy Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Don't you mean... "when I GET that poontang?"
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You would do this when I was planning to do it after I finished the IQ test, wouldn't you... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Well, had I known I wouldn't have bothered. Thank you for participating.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 So...that Stacy is really hot, huh? Stacy is so damned hot that I burned my tongue when I got the poontang Liar! No one else ask this man a question, for he does not speak the truth!
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Yeah, fo 'rill. You don't see me making outrageous claims like "I had Kylie, and it was a slice of pure heaven." I wish I could. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Don't you mean... "when I GET that poontang?" Smartass! Liar! No one else ask this man a question, for he does not speak the truth! He never said Stacy Keibler, just Stacy. Yeah, fo 'rill. You don't see me making outrageous claims like "I had Kylie, and it was a slice of pure heaven." If you thought people would believe you, you probably would. And I wish I could too. She is one sexy woman.
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You would do this when I was planning to do it after I finished the IQ test, wouldn't you... Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Good, now I can do it next after I'm a writer here and become RESPECTED~!, or something to that effect. Oh yeah... question. Sir, why do you support a lady who only promotes T&A on television, while we could have actual women wrestlers who can put on fine matches? Her legs are nothing special anyway, mine are only 2 inches shorter. Not that I'm jealous, or anything.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Sir, why do you support a lady who only promotes T&A on television, while we could have actual women wrestlers who can put on fine matches? Her legs are nothing special anyway, mine are only 2 inches shorter. Not that I'm jealous, or anything. Assuming you're talking about Stacy Keibler (and I think that's safe to assume), I personally would rather see her manage the men than trying to "wrestle", especially since she's there more for T & A than anything else, but I'm a sucker for a pretty face and a nice pair of legs. Of course, supposedly she's a total bitch when not on camera, and if that truly is the case, I probably would be anti-Stacy in a heartbeat if I ever met her.
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I've never heard she's a bitch, but a couple people who met her, told me she's not too bright. Then again, she might just fall for lovable losers like Flair & Test.
Guest chirs3 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Can I really ask you anything, JHawk?
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Why am I better than everyone here?
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I've never heard she's a bitch, but a couple people who met her, told me she's not too bright. Then again, she might just fall for lovable losers like Flair & Test. I stand by my statement that if she'll sleep with David Flair, I got a hell of a shot. Can I really ask you anything, JHawk? Yes. Why am I better than everyone here? Because if anybody told you any differently, you'd probably just ignore it anyway.
Guest chirs3 Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Can I really ask you anything, JHawk? Yes. Ok, that's all. I was just wondering.
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I've never heard she's a bitch, but a couple people who met her, told me she's not too bright. Then again, she might just fall for lovable losers like Flair & Test. I stand by my statement that if she'll sleep with David Flair, I got a hell of a shot. Yeah, but your dad isn't God, though. I bet he'd get beat up zacalex's daddy.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Yeah, but your dad isn't God, though. I bet he'd get beat up zacalex's daddy. And I'm one of the few guys that would probably lose to David Flair, but I can take a bump.
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk: Aren't you glad you get to do Raw every week, you lucky dog, you?
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Aren't you glad you get to do Raw every week, you lucky dog, you? Actually, since I put more effort into making a bad show read like it was entertaining than that other guy does making a good show seem as good as it was, I won't complain. Especially since I've got my Stacy!
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Fair enough. The couple times I filled in for you were... interesting, since I felt like I had to sell the show as something vaguely worth spending two hours watching. With Smackdown (especially recently), that hasn't been a challenge. I don't need to make a show sound good when it stands up on its own merits so well, but I do have to make sure I convey those merits. ::counteracts the Stacy advantage with the jiggly power of TORRIE~!::
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 You do realize that I wasn't referring to you as "that other guy". I just don't want to put that SOB over.
Guest DrTom Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Um... of course I did. Yeah. I uh... just wanted to clarify something. That's it.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Can I really ask you anything, JHawk? Yes. Ok, that's all. I was just wondering. Funniest. Post. Currently.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk...what do you like to do with your beak???
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 I know. Here I thought I was going to have make something up to get out of a jam.
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Aren't you glad you get to do Raw every week, you lucky dog, you? Actually, since I put more effort into making a bad show read like it was entertaining than that other guy does making a good show seem as good as it was, I won't complain. Especially since I've got my Stacy! Make Raw look like it's entertaining? Please, that is child's play. Make WCW Thunder look entertaining.. that's the real deal there.
Guest JHawk Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Make Raw look like it's entertaining? Please, that is child's play. Make WCW Thunder look entertaining.. that's the real deal there. Never played it, nor do I ever care to. I baely got through Nitro without selling my PS1. But try making Backstage Assault seem entertaining.
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 So, let me get this straight.... I can ask you anything I want?
Guest Leena Posted October 10, 2002 Report Posted October 10, 2002 Thunder was the sequel of Nitro. Usually sequels are better, but Thunder was even worse. Backstage Assault was not as horrible as Thunder. Nothing is as bad as Thunder.
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