Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Joke's already been done Jeff, move along. JHawk, there's a certain member of this board who keeps denying my animal magnetism, we'll call them Anila. What do I do to get this person to finally drop their inhibitions? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Joke's already been done Jeff, move along. Damn. Anywho, Pepsi or Coke? There's an original question for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 So, let me get this straight.... I can ask you anything I want? Once again, yes, and once again, the joke's been done. Thunder was the sequel of Nitro. Usually sequels are better, but Thunder was even worse. Backstage Assault was not as horrible as Thunder. Nothing is as bad as Thunder. I'll take your word for it. JHawk, there's a certain member of this board who keeps denying my animal magnetism, we'll call them Anila. What do I do to get this person to finally drop their inhibitions? Well, the first you do is give her a fake name, Kotz. Other than that, it really depends on the person, but most of the women who end up being interested in me and won't admit it respond to getting liquored up. Although with this "Alina", you might want to try candy and flowers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Anywho, Pepsi or Coke? There's an original question for you. I prefer Pepsi, but I'll drink both of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Can I be your best man at you and Stacy's wedding? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Do you think Lita's hot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Can I be your best man at you and Stacy's wedding? I dunno. Jennifer Love Hewitt is the maid of honor, so you might have to fight Dames and kingpk for it. Do you think Lita's hot? It really depends on the picture. I thought she was hot until around WrestleMania X-7 and then it was "Oh my God, what happened to her?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Jeff, I think she's SMOKIN', and that's all you need to know. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Two things... on the subject of best man...I'm 6'3" 280, and can do a 450 splash. I think I'm ok on that...lol And I think Lita has been sniffing outta Jeff's hankie, if you know what I mean... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I do know what you mean, as a matter of fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest benoitrules2000 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 How do i overcome my addiction to pornography and chronic failure in life? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, will you be my sponsor when I join AA? Dames turned me down. ::makes self another screwdriver:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot. You should be flattered that anybody found your idea good enough to steal, but in reality, I felt more like I was ripping off Dames. As for Metal Ed, he is frickin' hilarious, and I can't wait to see more of his work. How do i overcome my addiction to pornography and chronic failure in life? As for overcoming failure in life, find a job you love to do. For example, I feel successful since I do these Raw recaps for this site. As for the pornography thing, if I ever get over mine I'll let you know how I did it. JHawk, will you be my sponsor when I join AA? Dames turned me down. Do I actually have to go to the meetings and stuff? Because those things are boring if you're not actually in AA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Did you know that my respect for you went up one hundredfold after I saw you make the right call in the Miss SmartMarks contest? Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 What's up w/ Kiley's face? I think I'll ask for a 2nd opinion, too in another "Ask so-and-so" thread.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest goodhelmet Report post Posted October 10, 2002 JHawk, Do you take some sort of pride in being the fourth or fifth person to rip off my "Ask..." idea? Also, do you find Metal Ed humorous? Because I think he's a hoot. i pointed the same thing out to dames, kinetic. he claims HE was the originator of the ask me thread but i recall the ask kinetic thread first. as for jhawk, there seems to be a debate going on about the greatness of benoit-bret from '99. i know your thoughts about the match but what do you say to the non-believers? also, did you ever post a question in the kinetic/metal ed ask me threads because the response was always quite original? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Who's hotter.... Kylie Minogue or Stacy Keibler? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big McLargeHuge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Who is the greatest poster in the history of this board...with the initials BML? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Did you know that my respect for you went up one hundredfold after I saw you make the right call in the Miss SmartMarks contest? Like I said, Kylie's a sexy chick. What's up w/ Kiley's face? I think she's quite cute. Probably the amount of makeup she uses at any one time. as for jhawk, there seems to be a debate going on about the greatness of benoit-bret from '99. i know your thoughts about the match but what do you say to the non-believers? also, did you ever post a question in the kinetic/metal ed ask me threads because the response was always quite original That you need to look for the subtle nuances, but if you're a fan who didn't start watching until 1997 or 1998 you'll probably never get it. And I did ask a few questions in Kinetic's thread. I just didn't feel like I stole his idea since the point of the thread was to slow Dames down. Who's hotter.... Kylie Minogue or Stacy Keibler? Stacy (sorry Kotz). Who is the greatest poster in the history of this board...with the initials BML? Since you're the only one I can remember off the top of my head, then you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Dude, I understand. You've got your woman, I've got mine. I respect anyone as obsessive as me. Spiff just wants to start trouble. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Just as long as we're cool, Kotz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 JHawk, here's a question. How's my spotlight feel? Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 11, 2002 JHawk, here's a question. How's my spotlight feel? Dames Quite cozy, actually, although a glass of water would be nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I was hoping you'd say nice and warm, but that'll do. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JHawk Report post Posted October 11, 2002 The only thing that's warm around here is Stacy's shoulder. So comfy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
