Guest Addy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I'm posting this cos just last week in a Biology lesson we all began slamming our fists on the desk chanting "Lick my bum hole! Lick my bum hole!" Until senior managment came in So any strange, funny, stupid stories from your school life...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Psycho Diablo Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Whoever said that your childhood/teenage years were the "best years of your life" is a fucking moron. That is all. I'll spare everyone my horror stories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Addy Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Yup. By telling us these are the best days of our lives doesn't give us much to look forward to... Hey, i'm supposed to be in school now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I spent most of my time in high school sequestered in the chemistry lab surrounded by hundereds of toxic substances. The best "prank" sort of thing any of us ever did was the great gathering of tacky lawn ornaments that everyone went out and stole and dumped in the front lawn of the school. There were all kinds of rotating plastic sunflowers, those stupid plywood cutouts of someone in polka dots bending over, ceramic stuff, and those horrible shiny orbs on pedestals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Hey, high school rocked, don't knock it. There are really too many stories to tell, and everyone knows how long-winded I am, so I'll spare everyone unless they really want to hear. For the record though, I do consider those four years to be the best of my life so far. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted October 10, 2002 If I can locate the old "Pranks" thread, I could just copy/paste my response to that, because I too can be long winded. Or I could just stop working right now and type, but it'd take way too long. If I get done with work early, I'll give you guys some laughs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Leena Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Whoever said that your childhood/teenage years were the "best years of your life" is a fucking moron. That is all. I'll spare everyone my horror stories. I agree whole-heartedly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Before I left high school, not much happened. The senior class at the time (not mine), actually killed a deer and left it's entrails and blood all in a hall, and, if memory serves, set chickens loose there. No joke. I used to sit with these guys on the rail facing the library during lunch, and randomly toss ketchup packets into the paths of oncoming people. The results were pretty funny. It's really a wonder those guys never got the crap kicked out of them for that, though. And I personally stalked the halls during lunch, doing my impression of a T-Rex. Too many stories . . . I almost miss it. If the other seven hours and fifteen minutes of the high school day hadn't sucked, anyway. SP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kinetic Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I actually enjoyed high school until my senior year in Abilene, which I spent lonely and depressed. That has perhaps clouded my vision and made the three years before it seem worse than they actually were. Memories like playing Vince Fontaine in my school's production of "Grease" and writing a ridiculous speech that single-handedly got my then-girlfriend elected president of the student council are fond ones, though. Come to think of it, the year and half since high school haven't been all that great. And don't even get me started on middle school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 10, 2002 Graduation. I haven't seen or talked to anyone except my Cousin since. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest DJ Jeff Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I enjoyed grades 11 and 12, just because the school I was attending was cool. I mean, it wasn't your ordinary high school, it was just a small building. The best part was there were no annoying teachers, they were all fairly cool. Well, except for this one, who kinda got on my nerves. Nevertheless, the school itself was cool, and I managed to acquire quite a few friends, who I don't keep in touch with anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted October 10, 2002 I never had a problem getting along with anyone but obviously I didn't care enough about them to keep in touch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest O.J. Hart Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Holy F'n shit, that lick my bum hole thing sounds like it was fuckin hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 We all know OJ's high school memory....posting about getting some on the ol' Smarks board while his chick was in a hot tub and he was posting from his CELL PHONE~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted October 11, 2002 High school is all a blur to me, but a crippling drug addiction will do that to you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted October 11, 2002 OK, the pranks thread is at least 2 months back, so I'll just post a few things here: Junior and Senior year, I was a science tech, which meant I was the teachers assistant for classes while I was supposed to have a study period. Funny thing is, I am not that great at science, let alone good enough to be an assistant, but got the spot just for being well-liked by the faculty. Fringe benefits of the job (other than getting out of study hall)-it was an easy A (counted as an elective credit), I had all the blank hall passes I needed (they were signed, and yes, I did sell them to those rebellious souls who wanted to skip class), my own key to the facutly bathrooms (like I'd use the ones the kids do, lol), and the teacher would grab me lunch on his lunch break from a local deli or something, so I got free meals out of the deal. Softmore year, I started going out with a freshman girl who was nothing short of incredible. During the summer, we split up, and I was pretty bummed out about it, so I did the only thing any red-blooded male would do after getting dissed by a hot, popular chick would...I pined for her. This included walking to the store, buying a rose, and walking 3 miles to her house to give it to her. Didn't work out the way I wanted it to. Anyhow, this on again, off again crap continued into junior year (her softmore), when she started dating a freshman. Now, I was a popular kid, but not a snobby, look down on you kind of prep. This kid was just a DICK, thought he ruled the free world and everyone should kiss his ass. My ex was basically a trophy girlfriend for him, just to show off. Well, poor little baby snapped his ankle or some shit playing soccer, and was on crutches. Fast forward a few weeks to the first football game of the year. I went along with my ex's sister, whose boyfriend played on the team. Plus, I wanted to hang with my ex. Naturally, dickface was there, on crutches, trying to get sympathy from the cheerleaders and other girls while my ex sat there upset about it. I calmly went over to her and said "You know, I don't care if you want me back or not, but you know he's not right for you." She nodded in agreement. So I go off to talk to people, and to use the payphone in front of the school. Guess who's standing there. That's right, needledick is! So he says something along the lines of "Hey, I know you want my girl, but she got finished with your ass a long time ago!" or something to the effect. So, now this little ass freshman thinks he can pull a punk card on me? Hell's NO! I kicked his crutches out from under him, and cut a Pillmanesque promo on his ass, just flipping out and threatening him with bodily harm. I scared the kid shitless, as he was supposed to go to my ex's house after the game, but opted to stay far, far away from her that night. She and I wound up getting ice cream afterwards. Of course, they reconciled and she bought him a gift the following week, so it was all for naught. But those are a few of the standout moments of my high school life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kkktookmybabyaway Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I never cared for high school, although the best grade to be, imo, was 11th. You were old enough to have a car and young enough to not worry about post-graduation stresses. Anyway, one fond memory was when I was placed in the "retarded" science class in 11th grade. I wasn't dumb, I just didn't care about science. Our teacher was a Native American and made tomahawks (sp) among other weapons while we watched "Dances with Wolves" or worked on our one textbook -- which was a F*CKING COLORING BOOK!!! Anyway, since I was in the "bad" class, whenever we had a sub, my peers always tore him to shreds. One time we went on a "field trip" to the local mulch pile and nearly everyone took off and went to the local Golden Arches. It got so bad that the principal had to be in with the sub for one class. Anyway, when our teach came back from his leave I thought we were all going to go to the football field and he'd engage in target practice with his blowgun... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 High school has its up's and its down's. I'm currently a Junior, and I've had so many great days in the past 2 years, and so many days that have added to my nice collection of "reasons life sucks." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cynicalprofit Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Whoever said that your childhood/teenage years were the "best years of your life" is a fucking moron. Couldnt have said it better myself. But im currently standing on then, when you hit 10, life begins to suck because you realize you can die, cliques start to form, and puberty begins, and you stop learning anything usefully in school, like how to count and abc's. Highschool is good for one thing and ONE thing only...TEENAGE SEX. Sadly I did not get any then. THANK YOU COLLEGE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2002 High school is all a blur to me, but a crippling drug addiction will do that to you. I don't remember much of mine either. I've probably talked to 5 of my HS friends since graduation. Pretty much all I remember of those 4 years was smoking a lot of pot and playing with chemicals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest J*ingus Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Hey, I was completely sober the whole time, and much of my HS experience is a blur to me too. I remember it being, well, hellish, but not nearly as bad as the fuming fungal pit which was Middle School. So it was alright, kinda, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I just never let any of the little shit get to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Omigosh, you people must've been like losers 'n' stuff! Oh geez, that's so sad. I feel like sooo bad for you guys! You totally should've been on the cheerleading team, like me! I loved high school 'n' junior high too, and I was on like the debating team and honours choir and we did MUN and we went to The Hague for that and we got out of like two weeks of school and it was just sooo great you guys, you would've totally loved it, I mean really, you really, really, really should've tried it. And a bunch of my friends were in the same sorority later on and so we like saw each other in college too and all the people I liked still email every week 'n' one of them actually joined the NSA so I see her all the time, can you imagine? And I had three dates for my prom and it was just sooooo funny when that one really weird guy with the awfully ewky facial hair tried to come on to one of my friends and he fell in the pool when she pushed him away because he was just so drunk and nasty and stuff and then he totally got into so much trouble because they had to fish him out and he'd been drinking and he had cigarettes in his pocket even though he couldn't smoke but he was trying to act all cool and stuff, that was just such a funny night but still so beautiful too because my girlfriend looked totally hot and she kissed me for ages in front of everyone and we just kept dancing for hours, I swear. And then we always used to mess around with our AP Bio projects and we sometimes snuck in at like 6 in the morning and grossed everyone out by pinning our dissections to bulletin boards in the main quad. I totally don't understand why you guys didn't have as much fun as I did. Unless you were all like fat and ugly and spotty and dumb and gothy and metalheads and druggies and self-absorbed geeky internet angst-buckets and stuff and then I guess I do understand. Oh well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cancer Marney Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Everything in the post above is actually true although it might have sounded like a parody to some people. One exception: I was on the swim team, not the cheerleading team. <snaps bubblegum and flips her hair> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Hey, I said I loved high school. Don't associate me with these commoners. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I too, loved high school. Shit, I plan on teaching there someday. Middle school wasn't that bad either. 6th grade kinda sucked, but it progressed as the years went on. Plus, 8th grade was the setting for the "imaginary ring" story that I told a while back before Kotz went on his DC trip. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I didn't have a problem with it. I was busy going to music and chemistry classes blazed as a mother. I never joined a single club, team, or squad though. I'm antisocial like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HartFan86 Report post Posted October 11, 2002 High School sucks...unless you get some. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted October 11, 2002 Well let's see: I was kicked out of (WJ Mouat, Abby Jr. Abby Sr., MEI, and ACE which was a program for troubled youth) So my high school years were interesting. Until I got booted out of my last school (Abby Sr,) and had to finish my Schooling by Correspondance. And you know who I blame: Social Workers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted October 11, 2002 I didn't like HS too much until Senior Year. I made sure to have a lot of fun senior year and it was an absolute blast. So I liked HS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
