High School stories...

[Guest T®ITEC]

Hmm... So far, all I've wanted to do is just kill them all. Over and over again. Instead, I get into fights at home and my mom wants me on medication. All because I can't go down in a blaze of glory, baby... Utahns need to be shot.

 

Unless you were all like fat and ugly and spotty and dumb and gothy and metalheads and druggies and self-absorbed geeky internet angst-buckets and stuff and then I guess I do understand. Oh well!

 

That was the best. Bravo!

[Guest J*ingus]

Unless you were all like fat and ugly and spotty and dumb and gothy and metalheads and druggies and self-absorbed geeky internet angst-buckets and stuff and then I guess I do understand.

You just described approximately 90% of high schoolers.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

So who here did the most fucked up/stupid thing in High School? I remember we did this like 6 or 8 months ago when we first moved.

 

Anyway I'll start off with a tame one: My friend and I planted Drugs in an unpopular teachers desk.

[Guest Doomsault]

Hey man, high school wasn't that bad. Wait 'til college. Then it really starts suckin'. Well I go to a junior college so there's a big difference but it still sucks.

 

The best thing about high school was lunch, ROTC, and P.E. Lunch was when you're a senior you could chill with your friends outside while eating lunch and not have to worry about the loud bitches in the lunch room.

 

ROTC was number 1 because it was in a transitional phase as this shit teacher we had went to a different school and a new one came in after he had retired a couple of years ago with cancer. He came back and he let us shoot rifles, play volleyball, and beat the shit out of each other every class. Damn, this year they killed a wild dog at the rifle range. Makes me wish I was still in school sometimes. But rifle matches were the best. Usually the best shooters were tough for some reason and we beat the living dog shit out of each other. On the bus rides home it was like ECW. Trophies, slings, seatbelt buckles, screwdrivers, boots, you name it.

 

P.E. was cool too, because me and this black dude won it all in the volleyball doubles tournament, beating all the preps who thought they could play. When we played regular games I would spike on this one prep about five times a game, I kind of felt sorry for him.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Collage is going to be fun but after I graduated I decided not to go right away because well I couldn't afford it. So I've been working to get enough money. Hopefully I can go to collage next year.

[Guest benoitrulz4life]

FUCK!!!!! I did it again, I posted using my brother's user name. Fuck it all!!!

 

This is my opinion not Doomsault's.

 

Hey man, high school wasn't that bad. Wait 'til college. Then it really starts suckin'. Well I go to a junior college so there's a big difference but it still sucks.

 

The best thing about high school was lunch, ROTC, and P.E. Lunch was when you're a senior you could chill with your friends outside while eating lunch and not have to worry about the loud bitches in the lunch room.

 

ROTC was number 1 because it was in a transitional phase as this shit teacher we had went to a different school and a new one came in after he had retired a couple of years ago with cancer. He came back and he let us shoot rifles, play volleyball, and beat the shit out of each other every class. Damn, this year they killed a wild dog at the rifle range. Makes me wish I was still in school sometimes. But rifle matches were the best. Usually the best shooters were tough for some reason and we beat the living dog shit out of each other. On the bus rides home it was like ECW. Trophies, slings, seatbelt buckles, screwdrivers, boots, you name it.

 

P.E. was cool too, because me and this black dude won it all in the volleyball doubles tournament, beating all the preps who thought they could play. When we played regular games I would spike on this one prep about five times a game, I kind of felt sorry for him.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

...ok I'm confused.

[Guest welshjerichomark]

its kinda sad but i finish high school in june (well actually comprehensive school) and i can't think of any really cool things that happened. i like junior school (age 7-11) better cos u could get away with loads of stuff

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

My problem Is I can remember all the cool things but Very little of the whole Education part. Especially Math and French.

 

I never went to either except to take the Math Tests and to torture my Poor French Teacher. (One Time I Used A Blood Capsule In Class, and she freaked and called an Ambulance.)

[Guest Zero_Cool]

Well, I'm a Senior right now. High school has just been...normal, I guess. Well, my classmates in my Advertising class did drive the teacher to the point of a breakdown.

 

Actually, she was already fucked up to begin with, what with having dildos in her office, as well as watching lesbian porno during a school day. Oh yeah, she also wrote e-mails to her female students, asking for them to trade panties with her....

 

She was very disturbed...but hey Senior year isn't being that bad to me.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

If highschool was so great like some ppl claim, *cough*marney*cough*, then why are ppl are so distraught over going to highschool reunions, how come ppl who went to hs tend to never see each other for years, if it was so great, and in general, why is your opinion in the minority? OH and if highschool was so great, how come it had to end? Im glad it did or i may have gone colimbine along with a few million other kids.

 

You know this has been an inssue of debate in my personal life lately, so im gonna flesh it here, if you think highschool sucks, well then it does. No matter what anyone bothers to tell you, it wasnt ok for you. There is nothing anyone can say or do it fix it, same thing applies to your existance, if you think it sucks, well thats all their is to it. Sure some ppl have it worse, but your not them, and they arent you, and im willing to bet there are millions of things in ppls heads that drive them crazy that no one will ever figure out.

 

Im sick of ppl saying, you just need to change your attitude, news flash, changing attitudes wont make you feel better, it wont make ppl treat you nicer, dont believe me, then how come ever fat girl in highschool, even though she is always super nice, is never liked? Explain that one. Shes fat, whoopedefuckerdo. Shes nice, but ppl still dont like her, even though shes the most postive person in school. So life for her, even with her happy attiude, is still fucking shit. PPl either except you or dont, and if they dont except you they either ignore you, or make it a point to hate you.

 

Chaning your attitude will not change anything physical about you, which is what EVERYONE, pretty much, in highschool judges you on. Your looks and what you wear, thats why studies are done on teens, theyve got the money and spend it on clothes. And even in adult life, your looks are what ppl first see, its what you initally get judged on. Think Cindy Crawford, or Pam Anderson got their jobs due to their math skills or high IQs? No, looks.

 

Its all a bunch of bullshit, we all need to fuck untill were one color, and then brake out the lsd, who ever doesnt live didnt need to be here in the first place, and then we can start world peace.

 

Thank you ladies and gentelman, and good night.

(The spirt of Bill Hicks lives within me)

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

If highschool was so great like some ppl claim, *cough*marney*cough*, then why are ppl are so distraught over going to highschool reunions, how come ppl who went to hs tend to never see each other for years

 

I think it's because they, you know, have moved on with their lives. I've been in college for just a year and change, and it's already weird to go back and see a lot of people. I keep in regular touch with maybe a dozen people, and even that might be a bit of a stretch.

 

You know this has been an inssue of debate in my personal life lately, so im gonna flesh it here, if you think highschool sucks, well then it does. No matter what anyone bothers to tell you, it wasnt ok for you. There is nothing anyone can say or do it fix it, same thing applies to your existance, if you think it sucks, well thats all their is to it.

 

Yeah. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Pretty simple.

 

PPl either except you or dont, and if they dont except you they either ignore you, or make it a point to hate you.

 

That's fairly true for life in general, you know.

 

Chaning your attitude will not change anything physical about you, which is what EVERYONE, pretty much, in highschool judges you on. Your looks and what you wear, thats why studies are done on teens, theyve got the money and spend it on clothes. And even in adult life, your looks are what ppl first see, its what you initally get judged on. Think Cindy Crawford, or Pam Anderson got their jobs due to their math skills or high IQs? No, looks.

 

If you're so caught up on physical appearance, then do something about it. Work out. Buy lots of facial cleansers. People do judge on looks; it's another simple fact of life, and you're right. If that matters to you, then, well, work on it. As for the people point...do you think Stephen Hawking, or any president since Kennedy got their jobs due to their looks?

 

Now, I loved high school. It was full of idiots, no doubt, but it was also full of wonderful people. However, all the trauma and terrible things that occurred--I don't know. Bad stuff happens, but in hindsight, it's not that big a deal. Sure, people are dicks, sure, people judge on appearances, but I tend to look back and realize that I've gotten to this point and I'm doing just fine. I say have a blast in high school, and don't worry about getting dumped or picked on. You have a million chances to remake yourself afterwards, so let the crap fly by and have a good time in this incarnation.

 

(The spirt of Bill Hicks lives within me)

 

Uh, no. Saying that you think LSD is totally sweet does not exactly make you Bill Hicks. He was kinda funny, too.

 

And, to continue the discussion: my best memory of high school is probably either sitting in the darkened auditorium on opening night of the production of Dracula I directed, or perhaps going to a dance with a few pals dressed as the goons from A Clockwork Orange, bats and chains and all. Ah, good times.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I dunno, Clinton was pretty dreamy...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

That does explain why I gave him a hummer, Kotz. It's all falling into place.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

why is your opinion in the minority?

Because I am exceptional.

 

Next question.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Ok, What's that lesbian video game lookin' pic in your sig?

 

High school is nothing to be taken seriously. Just go to class, half-ass it, and make it to college where you can take classes that actually matter.

[Guest bob_barron]

If highschool was so great like some ppl claim, *cough*marney*cough*, then why are ppl are so distraught over going to highschool reunions, how come ppl who went to hs tend to never see each other for years, if it was so great, and in general, why is your opinion in the minority? OH and if highschool was so great, how come it had to end? Im glad it did or i may have gone colimbine along with a few million other kids.

 

You know this has been an inssue of debate in my personal life lately, so im gonna flesh it here, if you think highschool sucks, well then it does. No matter what anyone bothers to tell you, it wasnt ok for you. There is nothing anyone can say or do it fix it, same thing applies to your existance, if you think it sucks, well thats all their is to it. Sure some ppl have it worse, but your not them, and they arent you, and im willing to bet there are millions of things in ppls heads that drive them crazy that no one will ever figure out.

 

Im sick of ppl saying, you just need to change your attitude, news flash, changing attitudes wont make you feel better, it wont make ppl treat you nicer, dont believe me, then how come ever fat girl in highschool, even though she is always super nice, is never liked? Explain that one. Shes fat, whoopedefuckerdo. Shes nice, but ppl still dont like her, even though shes the most postive person in school. So life for her, even with her happy attiude, is still fucking shit. PPl either except you or dont, and if they dont except you they either ignore you, or make it a point to hate you.

 

Chaning your attitude will not change anything physical about you, which is what EVERYONE, pretty much, in highschool judges you on. Your looks and what you wear, thats why studies are done on teens, theyve got the money and spend it on clothes. And even in adult life, your looks are what ppl first see, its what you initally get judged on. Think Cindy Crawford, or Pam Anderson got their jobs due to their math skills or high IQs? No, looks.

 

Its all a bunch of bullshit, we all need to fuck untill were one color, and then brake out the lsd, who ever doesnt live didnt need to be here in the first place, and then we can start world peace.

 

Thank you ladies and gentelman, and good night.

(The spirt of Bill Hicks lives within me)

Changing my attitude made me enjoy HS a lot more. I can't wait for reunions and i'm already looking forward to visiting again in December.

 

I didn't have the right attitude at first but then I started trying to enjoy it and had a great time

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Ok, What's that lesbian video game lookin' pic in your sig?

Fear Effect 2. Never played it, but I loved the ad.

[Guest godthedog]

first 2 years of high school i wanted to die. literally.

 

3rd year had some good points, but was generally pretty bad.

 

4th year was unspeakably awesome & made it all worthwhile.

 

that is all.

[Guest treble charged]

Grade 10 was terrible for me. I broke my leg about half way through, and was tormented by this fat kid named Pete Feig (pronounced 'Fag', and no, I'm not lying), who would steal my crutches (or the piece of rubber underneath it), so I couldn't go anywhere. He even threatened to beat me up, while I was still in my cast.

 

The rest of high school was nothing special for me. I passed enough to barely squeak into university (I needed a 70% average, I got a 69.8% average for my top 6 grade 13 courses).

 

It was weird going back this week for commencement (to get my diploma), hearing the valedictorian's speech, I kind of felt like I wasted my high school years. Oh well.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

The quote was Hicks sounding, I did not say lsd is sweet. I will say its like a rebirth, i mean thats the best thing science can relate it to, being born again.

 

Personally I no longer care about my physical looks. But whatever happened to, ya know, liking ppl for who they are, not what they become, or who they might be if such and such happened.

 

Kenndy WON the elction because he was a good looking man and Nixon was not. They were the first presidents to do a video debate and its been said because of Nixons grizzled look compared to Kenndy's good looks, is what cost him the election. And since ppl tend to judge on looks, Kenndy won.

 

Yeah you move on in life, and relize, how stupid highschool was. It was nothing more then a breeding ground for social cliques to form, which prepares you for real life, so make friends with the rich kids, helped alot of ppl in politics, thats for sure. Im over it in general, but this depression shit STILL hasnt left me completely. But those ppl are now memories, unless I run into them, then either the quote on the bottom, or i walk away.

 

In highschool, your either in, or your out, if your out, well it sucks, straight up. I didnt think religion, or staying in my hometown was what my dreams were, so therefore, I get ostrachized for it. Excuse me for wanting more in life then a blah existance.

 

And my highschool quote still stands to anyone who did bad shit to me back then, "Glad to know you got over making me want to kill myself."

 

Ppl making you want to kill yourself is NOT what highschool should be about, but some of us had it.

 

How can you enjoy being in a place that teaches you democracy, but wont let you practice it? School is like jail in that its all scheduled and you do what your told, or else you get punished. Yeah you get free, only to go home and do more work for them, that in reality means nothing, and you get to come back the next day and repeat.

 

According to FROM HELL, highschool is used to prevent older kids from beating up middle school kids who deserve it. I agree.

 

Highschool is only wasted if you arent having sex with teenagers, cause when HS is over, there is no time when its legal, unless your like in one of those 16 and you can marry states.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

And my highschool quote still stands to anyone who did bad shit to me back then, "Glad to know you got over making me want to kill myself."

That's... I'd say "pathetic," but that would be like calling the Atlantic Ocean "kind of damp."

 

Eh.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Whats pathetic about tormenting ppl to the point where they think killing themself is the only answer, remember colimbine, I'd say that wasnt fair, but yeah Id been there so i knew exactly what those kids were feeling. Fuck I had the plain in 7th grade, which was like 4 years before it happened.

 

Yeah being an octcast tends to fuck with ones head and when a town hates you, it doesnt help.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

At least it made a man out of you.

 

Wait, no.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

Nope, made me cynical as fuck.

 

You know im willing to bet you picked on a few kids, or was in the popular crowd.

 

Sides you judgement about my sex is rather week at best. What does making a man out of you have to do with anything? Maybe I dont want to work on cars, drink beer and slap my woman around.

[Guest Cancer Marney]

Of course I picked on people. I still pick on people even now. Some people deserve it, and to be perfectly honest, it's kind of fun.

 

As for acting like a man, you're absolutely right; it's so much more productive and helpful to whine rather than work, to get drunk on self-pity rather than beer, and to slap people around with embarrassing emotional outbursts rather than your hands. I stand corrected.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've always been of the stance that it's strictly a White disease, the whole want to kill oneself because of being harassed. It's REALLY weak, and this is coming from someone who's gotten MORE than his share of harassment.

 

I really have little tolerance for whiny white people. GET OVER IT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I've always been of the stance that it's strictly a White disease, the whole want to kill oneself because of being harassed. It's REALLY weak, and this is coming from someone who's gotten MORE than his share of harassment.

 

I really have little tolerance for whiny white people. GET OVER IT.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

I wouldn't say it is a white disease a I've known people like that up here in WA when I went to school who were Native American, Black, Asian etc.

 

Its a whiny every race disease.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

It is? I've only seen lame whitey have that problem.

 

Okay then, it's just plain weak.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

I agree. Of course people up in WA also blame it on it being cloudy. Buuuuullllllllllshit. Like it being cloudy really made you kill yourself or feel like killing yourself.