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Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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Handy Dandy Raw Stats

 

Number of turns-

 

1. Show turns face to attack 3 Minutes of Fat.

2. Show turns heel to fight Booker T

3. D'Lo turns heel to attack Kane

4. Stamboli turns face because....uh.....

5. Snow turns...something to help Harvard. (Al Snow's Heel turn did not go over well with the crowd. Al Snow is now a Tweener. Al Snow lost overness from this segment.)

 

Plothole of the night-

 

Severe burn victim goes to party! Young women dies giving road head!

 

Word of the night - Necrophilia!!!

 

Burial of the night - 3 Minutes. Being led to the top of the tag ranks by Rico = getting your ass kicked twice in one night. Without Rico.

 

Why of the night - Do Rico and Hurricane need to be on Raw instead of Smackdown for some obscure reason that I cannot possibly grasp?

 

Hart Memorial Cheap Heat recipient - Randy Orton?! That's just wasteful.

 

HHH Segments - 6.

 

HHH mentioned in - 4 Segments. (not counting the first 6.)

 

HHH move counter - Punch, Knee, Suplex, Elbowdrop, Shoulderblock, Pedigree(attempted)

 

They want us to stop watching- Booker loses to Show again! HHH goes over RVD again! Kane goes over everyone again! Someone kill me!

 

Embarrasing T + A of the night - A match goes into the Women's shower. *sigh*

 

Jericho watch: wins tag titles with partner of one week, helps HHH.

 

RVD watch: loses to HHH, has match with Flair. Says "Cool".

 

Booker watch: loses to Show, threatens Jericho. Spinaroonies = 0.

 

Matches: 7. Good = 0. Bad = 4.

 

Spots: Best: Hurricane's runing Enziguri. Worst: Stacy "bumps" to the floor.

 

Friend's comment of the night- "Kane sees dead people. And jizzes on them!"

Guest Lord of The Curry
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I don't think D'lo was really playing a heel, JR said himself that Kane was striking whatever moved, friend or foe.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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hey, this is Raw. If it's retarded and makes no sense, it happened brother.

 

I mean, he did run in the ring and attack him.

Guest razazteca
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Word Of the Night: Twooooooooooooooooo

 

Chant of the Night: Nanananana hey hey goodbye Blue Chipper

Guest Army Eye
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HHH move counter - Punch, Knee, Suplex, Elbowdrop, Shoulderblock, Pedigree(attempted)

I recall a backbreaker and a baseball slide too.

 

Good list overall :)

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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ooo, i forgot the backbreaker. but the pedigree was only attempted, so i guess they even out. As for a baseball slide, if the guy's only halfway out of the ring, I think it's closer to tripping over someone than an actual move. :lol:

Guest Kotzenjunge
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The word of the night was SEMEN~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Guest KingOfOldSchool
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I missed Raw.

 

By my own choice.

 

For the first time in years.

 

Basically, I was dead tired, so I opted to catch a bit of sleep, instead of watching wrestling (if you can call it that). I didn't even try to watch the show, and this is coming from someone who stayed with WCW through the final years, so my crap tolerance level is pretty high.

 

But after reading JHawk's Raw Recap, I do kind of wish I had caught some of it, just to see how bad it sucked. But whatever, I've pretty much given up on the Raw brand and I'm better off for it, as I don't regret missing the show like I would have back in 2000 or so.

Guest Hitman Jebus
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The word of the night was SEMEN~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

My section actually started chanting "SEMEN!"...it was hilarious!

 

When an angle or match sucks do like Montreal and make your own fun:

ex.:

TWO!!!!!

HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!

WHAT? (during Kane's "emotional" speech)

WE WANT BRET! YOU SCREWED BRET!

etc.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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I suppose they never actually said Necrophilia on air. But it certainly seemed to be a hot topic in the room I was in.

 

Jeebus - EXCELLENT job on the chants tonight! Twooooooooooooo!

Guest deadbeater
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The women, after opening up their match scripts: "What this?? Stacy refereeing? Molly's in the entire match AND jobs? Victoria and Trish alternate between fighting each other and getting groped by the other referees???"

 

Booker T: "Hey, Show. We go into the women's locker room. We just got sued over that, sucka!!!"

 

Jericho: "After a grueling TLC, we go first?"

 

Hurricane: "...And lose the title on a rope rollup?? What's up with that?"

 

RVD taking a toke: "Hey, HHH needs eleven guys to beat me. Whatever."

 

HHH: "Hmm. 'Doing her-uh after she's dead-uh.' And this is supposed to put the No Mercy main event over how?"

 

All: "Who books this crap??"

Guest Army Eye
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Basically, I was dead tired, so I opted to catch a bit of sleep, instead of watching wrestling (if you can call it that). I didn't even try to watch the show, and this is coming from someone who stayed with WCW through the final years, so my crap tolerance level is pretty high.

I'm kinda with you there... I watched every Nitro and Thunder until the bitter end. Since MNF started, Raw I've only been tuning into during football halftime lately. (which is usually near the main event, so that works out anyway)

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I love the slips too..

 

Bischoff: here in WC... *jerk motion* WWE..

 

HHH's Promo getting cut off early before he came back to say "And also... (same shit he just said)"

 

You think people could keep their suck factor In-Ring.

Guest Spaceman Spiff
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4. Stamboli turns face because....uh.....

Stamboli has been a face on Heat for at least 3 weeks, now. There was still no reason given, though. His 1st match or 2 he was face, then was heel up to about 3 weeks ago (or so), and he's been face since then.

Guest Lord of The Curry
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I'm quite sure I'm the only one who found the "twooooooo" to be annoying. Cute at first, yes, but it lost it's charm after the billionth time.

 

If there are "twoooooo" chants when I go to Smackdown tonight, I'm hopping on the next Via train to Montreal to kick some Frenchie ass.

Guest Pop Culture God
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You forgot they finally pulled the trigger on Randy Orton's slow-burn heel turn last night.

Guest Pop Culture God
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I think Bisch's slip-up was intentional.

 

FORESHADOWING BAY-BEE!

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Don't even go there. I shudder at that show turning into Nitro. For it to work, you need cruisers, Fit Finlay, and Steven Regal kicking ass...HHH=Hogan. FUCK!!!!

 

We are SO on our way down the Nitro road....

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Maybe the new signees will end up on RAW with Hurricane as champ. He's out of a job right now, with the tag titles lost. The bookers would give them time because they don't care, they'll get popular, and the SmackDown side will be forced to catch up.

Guest notJames
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The word of the night was SEMEN~!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

My section actually started chanting "SEMEN!"...it was hilarious!

 

When an angle or match sucks do like Montreal and make your own fun:

ex.:

TWO!!!!!

HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE!!!

WHAT? (during Kane's "emotional" speech)

WE WANT BRET! YOU SCREWED BRET!

etc.

Hey Hitman, did something happen in the front row camera side? It looked like a chunk of the fans got ousted by security during one of the segments.

 

Methinks HHH was holding them down. Or Kane had them sequestered so he could kill them and/or put his semen in them.

 

;)

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
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You forgot they finally pulled the trigger on Randy Orton's slow-burn heel turn last night.

yes, yes I did. Didn't take long huh?

 

PS - 3 weeks = slow burn?

Guest Pop Culture God
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You forgot they finally pulled the trigger on Randy Orton's slow-burn heel turn last night.

yes, yes I did. Didn't take long huh?

 

PS - 3 weeks = slow burn?

It is in the WWE, where two weeks is a blood feud.

Guest Hitman Jebus
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Hey Hitman, did something happen in the front row camera side? It looked like a chunk of the fans got ousted by security during one of the segments.

 

Methinks HHH was holding them down. Or Kane had them sequestered so he could kill them and/or put his semen in them.

 

;)

It was nothing, it's just that when the matches start we all have to go back to our seats but we don't listen so security has to come and shove us all away from the ringside area.

 

By the end of the night, security got tired so I got to hang at ringside camera side hence my "Storm 1:08" appearing on camera AFTER the Storm match!

 

The "Geez" sign was also mine...it's was inside joke so our friends watching would recognize where we were.

Guest Jobber of the Week
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I'm curious, did they play the Anthology ad live? I know they usually play their own ads, as well as things like JVC Slams of the Night or whatever, on the tron.

 

I'd love to have seen that live. Probably would have been the greatest crowd deflation since Eddy Guererro came out to Austin's music, and I thought that was pretty hysterical too.

Guest notJames
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What is "Storm 1:08"? I'm gonna assume it's an Austin parody, but 1:08 isn't half of 3:16 (if that's what you're going for).

Guest Hitman Jebus
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I'm curious, did they play the Anthology ad live? I know they usually play their own ads, as well as things like JVC Slams of the Night or whatever, on the tron.

 

I'd love to have seen that live. Probably would have been the greatest crowd deflation since Eddy Guererro came out to Austin's music, and I thought that was pretty hysterical too.

go to the 1 and only RAW thread page 34! for my comments

 

The ad was longer when they showed it to us...a special director's cut to piss of the fans in Montreal :angry:

Guest Pop Culture God
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Storm 1:08 is an inside joke referring to Storm jobbing to Edge in 1 minute 8 seconds.

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