Guest Anglesault Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Now, after HHH parked the forklift, he apparently took the keys or whatever you use to operate a forklift. Obviously, the bumbling officials couldn't move the damn thing, but Booker could somehow. Now, did he use his WWF established STEREOTYPICAL BLACK MAN POWERZ~! to hot wire the fork lift? Could this be the beginning of the HHH/Booker feud (Making Booker Designated Victim numer 2) Will HHH air Booker's mug shot? Will this be another thrilling soap opera feud?
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 It's obvious. The men were all struggling, and then out of nowhere came The Rock with the keys to the forklift. Now, none of you know this, but after HHH pins RVD with an inside cradle in fifteen seconds at SS, the Rock will come back and feud with HHH until WrestleMania XIX about how the Rock stole the word strudel from HHH. Should be great.
EL DANDY~! Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 They will go into the whole, Booker committed a crime, yada yada yada, and then on top of that, it'll be way too much for any of us to bare...yada yada yada. Oh, and Booker moved it by SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAing it to death...
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 1) enough faces in the locker room pushing against the door to wedge it open enough to get out 2) Johnny Ace and/or Fit Finlay discovering the forklift, and getting some more people to help them move it. 3) Hurricane is a superhero. (this is my choice)
Guest the pinjockey Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 He can air Booker T's mug shot then mention how they found Booker's semen in a dead prisoner in the shower.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Goldust threatened to molest the forklift. And don't knock stereotypical black man powers. They exist, and you should fear them. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Let's make the offcial list of STEROTYPICAL BLACK MAN ANTICS~! Done by Booker Hot wiring Austin's truck. Saying Boo-yah Shilling fried chicken. "axe"ing a question
Guest Flyboy Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Shilling fried chicken. That' s probably the funniest one of them all.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Hey, Booker said "Foshizzy" on Raw. Close enough to make me mark out. I love whenever Booker busts out the ebonics on everyone. If they didn't have a script, they'd have NO CLUE how to respond to him. I would, but I'm awesome like that. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Flyboy Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Hey, Booker said "Foshizzy" on Raw. Kotzenjunge I heard that. Since I was saying "Foshizzy" (last year) before "Fo sheez" that technically means my phrase is better than yours!
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I like when he refers to himself as "B Teezy"
Guest NoCalMike Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I think the real question should be, What in the hell were the face lumberjacks doing hanging out behind some mysterious metal garage-type door contraption, no where near the lockerroom!?! ALL OF THEM, keep in mind.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I wanted to hear JR just outright say "All the good guys are locked up and RVD has no help because everyone around the ring is bad and since RVD is good they'll beat him and help HHH, who is another bad guy!" I mean honestly, he was trying so hard not to say that. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge
Guest Anglesault Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I wanted to hear JR just outright say "All the good guys are locked up and RVD has no help because everyone around the ring is bad and since RVD is good they'll beat him and help HHH, who is another bad guy!" I mean honestly, he was trying so hard not to say that. Fo sheez, Kotzenjunge Yeah, I noticed that too. He was saying that about every other way he could think of, though.
Guest Brian Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 You're all wrong. Remember that one skit where Golddust dressed up as Darth Vader and Booker was feeling the light saber.
Guest SP-1 Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I stand behind my prediction in the RAW head. I think it was Kane, unspoken. I do like the Hurricane theory, though.
Guest Zero_Cool Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 I would have loved it had they shown Hurricane using his "super powers" to singlehandedly push the forklift out of the way.
Guest DJ Jeff Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Booker T hotwired the forklift, and that's how he moved it.
ChrisMWaters Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 How'd Booker move the forklift? He got his brother Stevie Ray to bump into it. Everyone knows that right now, Stevie Ray weighs more than a forklift.
Guest deadbeater Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Booker bodyslammed Big Show in house shows. A sucka bulldozer is nothing.
Guest razazteca Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Mick Foley had a robot move it by remote control or Simpsons Did It
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Obviously, Bret was still haunting Montreal, discovered the forklift, and fucked over HHH by moving it. I mean, DUH!
Guest deadbeater Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Damn, we make up some good mythology.
Guest TheArchiteck Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Forklifts are known to no-sell champs. duh.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Yeah really. HHH tried to move the forklift, but it no-sold him and went back to it's original location, and failed to put him over. Now what they need to do is push the forklift.
Guest Nater Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Architeck, are you saying that Brock showed up to drop the forklift on its head??
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 Let's make the offcial list of STEROTYPICAL BLACK MAN ANTICS~! Done by Booker Hot wiring Austin's truck. Saying Boo-yah Shilling fried chicken. "axe"ing a question Beating up white people. Add: Making everyone around him look much cooler (Goldust) Those white bitches can't resist him.
Guest AndrewTS Posted October 17, 2002 Report Posted October 17, 2002 How'd Booker move the forklift? He got his brother Stevie Ray to bump into it. Everyone knows that right now, Stevie Ray weighs more than a forklift. Doesn't Stevie Ray live in Booker's basement right now?
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