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Let's Make WWE Tag Teams

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Guest BaldFish

I've been thinking about comedy tag teams, and I think the best one would be UT/Goldust. Think about it. One's an undertaker, the other's an anal-taker. SMELL THE RATINGS!

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Guest Anglesault

Brock/HHH. Confine them to one match, and as an added bonus, the hilarity of one guy using boring, plodding offense, only to tag to another guys who uses boring, plodding offense.

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Guest Angle-plex

Rikshi & Taker: Dead Men Walking

 

Taker & Triple H: Glass Ceilling Version 2.0

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Guest Nevermortal

Sean O'Haire & Albert = The Hair(e)y Connection

 

Funaki & Tajiri = Token Japanese Jobbers

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What about...

 

Al Snow and Stacy Kiebler-Snowballs-Think about it...

Booker T and and token white dood-Ebony and Ivory

But my World Tag Team Champs would DEFINITELY be...

 

Jaime Noble and Rico-Polar Opposites

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Guest DawnBTVS

Justin Credible and Tommy Dreamer(The kings of the Singapore Cane)

 

Raven and Kanyon(You know it)

 

Val Venis and Lance Storm(It'd be solid...)

 

The Godfather and Hurricane Helms(Gregory Helms getting the ladies...could produce some decent comedy bits)

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Guest Zero_Cool

Raven & Steven Richards

Val Venis & Test

Lance Storm & Justin Credible (hey, at least they'd know how to work together)

Jeff Hardy & Shannon Moore

Matt Hardy & Brock Lesnar

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Guest Anglesault
Val Venis & Test

Lance Storm & Justin Credible (hey, at least they'd know how to work together)

God, I hate test. And Venis has really proven a strong lack of worth.

 

Storm is good, but wait, who's his partner?

 

That's right, that's not just heatless, that's not just apathy, that's JUSTIN DIFFERENCE

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Guest TheArchiteck

the architeck and buffybeast- Jobber House.

 

AHahahahahahahaha...i'm hilarious. Get it? Architect..house? buffybeast as in Albert as in jobber? LOL!!! Man i should do stand up.

 

 

Anyways I would want to see Jazz and Victoria team up. And Angle and Steiner.

Those 2 teams would dominate their divisions.

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Guest cynicalprofit

Rey Tajiri and Funaki as a team who challenge various other 3 man teams from around the world. Sure it will never happen, but one can dream cant they.

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Guest DJ Jeff

The only tag team that I would like to see in the WWE would have to be RVD & Jeff Hardy, which we're kinda seeing already. They should both go for the Tag Team Titles.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

BWAHAHAHHA "just indifference" - we need a quote machine cause that needs to be cherished.

 

Funaki and Lil Guido = the FBI

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Guest Zero_Cool
Val Venis & Test

Lance Storm & Justin Credible (hey, at least they'd know how to work together)

God, I hate test. And Venis has really proven a strong lack of worth.

 

Storm is good, but wait, who's his partner?

 

That's right, that's not just heatless, that's not just apathy, that's JUSTIN DIFFERENCE

Yeah, yeah, yeah...Test is pretty worthless, so is the heatless Aldo Montoya. So why don't we just go with a Storm/Venis tag team. It wouldn't be all that offensive.

 

And..if that doesn't work for Val, turn him into a WWE version of Orgazmo, and then have Hurricane become his tag team partner, but not before changing his name to Chode Boy.

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Guest The Czech Republic

The greatest one ever was Hogan and Brian Adams...Orange Crush

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Storm and Venis are too different to be a team. And I don't mean "Big Guy Brawler/Little Guy Flyer" different. Watching Venis on Smackdown after 3 darkmatches where the clotheslines couldn't knockdown a drunk retarded elderly woman... Then Venis came along and it was like "wow, Venis is pretty fuckin stiff". Meanwhile, Lance Storm couldn't knock a feather off a plate of cheese.

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Funaki and Lil Guido = the FBI

Wait a minute...I'm not getting it...FUNAKI~!? Maybe get Tajiri and bring in DICK~! and you can have KAIENTAI 2.0!!! But yes, Lil Guido needs to get his ass an Italian Gimmick...oh, and if there is a God, trade Stamboli to SmackDown! and let him tag with Guido. PLEASE.

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Guest RavishingRickRudo

Well that's the thing... Funaki isn't Italian... THERE IS THE GENIUS OF IT. And it's not that he has to eat pasta and be in the mob etc (well, maybe he can be like Furio from the Sopranos). It's just he is a good 'technical' wrestler as is guido - they'd have fun.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

i'd rather see Poster teams...

 

Shaved Bear & Albert - that's obvious

The Dames & The Rock - that would just be cool to me

 

me & Downhome - RAN-DOwnhome -- sad joke

 

Flyboy & Jeff Hardy -- Adam West & His Gay Friend

 

 

but two wrestlers:

 

Jeff Hardy & Goldust --> FREAKSHOW!

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i'd rather see Poster teams...

 

Shaved Bear & Albert - that's obvious

The Dames & The Rock - that would just be cool to me

 

me & Downhome - RAN-DOwnhome -- sad joke

 

Flyboy & Jeff Hardy -- Adam West & His Gay Friend

 

 

but two wrestlers:

 

Jeff Hardy & Goldust --> FREAKSHOW!

You forgot me and Molly!

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Guest The Amazing Rando

^ adds HIM & MOLLY to the list

 

......and Papacita & Chyna before that guy comes after me

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Guest MixxMaster
Taker & Triple H: Glass Ceilling Version 2.0

Hey, did you get that from my sig???

Just kidding....

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Guest MixxMaster
The only tag team that I would like to see in the WWE would have to be RVD & Jeff Hardy, which we're kinda seeing already. They should both go for the Tag Team Titles.

Actually, I don't really like that combination too much. They don't seem to have much impact, and Jeff keeps checking out (Our Savior)RVD's ass...

No, give me RVD/Rhyno

-Rvd has the speed and agility, and Rhyno has the brute force. Hey, it seems like RVD won't get anywhere with HHH around, so have him light up (he he) the tag division with Rhyno, when he returns...

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Guest Cataclysm911

Al Snow & Chris Kanyon

 

Team Name: Cold Front

Team Finisher: Absolute Zero

 

Sean O'Haire & Perry Saturn

 

Team Name: Lethal Injection

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