1 Million Reasons DJ Jeff Sucks

[Guest The Superstar]

450010. He would gladly lie down for Justin Credible.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

450011. ...and not just in the ring.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

450,011-600,000- He gives Canadians a bad name

[Guest T®ITEC]

600,001. If he were Canadaian, he would be from that really ghey province. You know the one.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

600,002 - He likes little boys.

600,003 - He's also a certified member of NAMBLA.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

600,001 If he was Canadian he'd be from Alberta...as if Alberta isn't lame enough.

[Guest Leena]

600,002. If he were American, he'd get his ass kicked and be taught to not be a bumbling faggot.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

600,002 through 600,015: the number of letters in "DJ Jeff Sucks Ass."

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

600,016. He probably can't count this high. He doesn't have enough fingers.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

600,017-720,951-The number of minutes he's been registered at this board. Accurate to within one minute, I did the math.

[Guest Leena]

720952. He caused Agent of Oblivion to figure how many minutes he's been on this board.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

720,953 - 722933. All 1980 of his posts that have already been counted probably but he sucks SO BAD that we're counting em twice WHOO KIDS.

 

722,934. My head hurts from looking at the Lita banner.

[Guest Leena]

722935. He stalked me so I have to make sure I get the 1,000,000th reason.

[Guest Incandenza]

722936. His alter ego is TSM's very own shitty poem writer, Prince Paul.

[Guest Flyboy]

Whatever Reason #: He's not me.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

722938. He made Flyboy not want to keep track of the numbers.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Leena]

722939. He's DJ Jeff.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I could easily put this over a million, since there's been over 400,000 posts made at this site that had to have been better than any post DJ Jeff made, but I'd have to factor in Cutthroat and Brain, and shit like that.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

# ?: He Sucks

# ?: He Really Sucks

#?: He Really Really Sucks

#?: He Truly Sucks

#?: He Is The Definition Of The Word "Suck"

#?: He's Pretty Damn Sucky

#?:He Definetly Sucks

#?: Don't Forget That He Sucks

#?: What Kind Of Name Is DJ JEFF ? That Name Really.......

 

SUCKS.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

722948-722999-When assigning a number to each letter in DJ Jeff's name, D=4, E=5, J=10, etc, the sum is 41.

 

723000-The sum of the numbers corresponding to his name is 41, and Sum 41 is one of the gheyest bands on earth.

[Guest T®ITEC]

723001. He likes Sum 41, and Blink 182, and every other popular ghey band of today.

[Guest Prince Paul]

723001. He likes Sum 41, and Blink 182, and every other popular ghey band of today.

I don't like any of those band you mentioned, but I think I'd be okay if you kept your shitty music opinions to yourself. I know of one person on this board who loves great music, and it's CWM. Except, he's a fucktard.

[Guest T®ITEC]

723001. He likes Sum 41, and Blink 182, and every other popular ghey band of today.

I don't like any of those band you mentioned, but I think I'd be okay if you kept your shitty music opinions to yourself. I know of one person on this board who loves great music, and it's CWM. Except, he's a fucktard.

Okay, so they aren't ghey. They sure are popular! Whoo.

 

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723002. DJ Jeff makes small children cry.

[Guest bob_barron]

723003- DJ Jeff probably didn't mark out when Booker T told Hogan to fly to 'Nigeria'

[Guest T®ITEC]

723004. There is no doubt in my mind that it was DJ Jeff, not Kane, that did all of those bad things listed in the "What Else Did Kane Do?" thread.

[Guest bob_barron]

723005. He probably can't drive a stick shift

723006. Kane is close to being his favourite wrestler.

[Guest T®ITEC]

723007. Whenever Regal jobs, he throws himself a private party in celebration.

[Guest Kingpk]

#723008: LITA for fucks sake!!

#723009: Now can you dig that.....

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

723009. He's making Prince Paul try to turn every thread into a flamewar.

723010. He's the one who gave Paul the idea to use my banner.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Prince Paul]

723009. He's making Prince Paul try to turn every thread into a flamewar.

723010. He's the one who gave Paul the idea to use my banner.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Fo sheez, Kotex.

 

A little paranoid, are we? I've actually never spoken with this Jeff character. The idea that someone would "tell me" to steal your banner is funny. No one really cares about you THAT much. It's no conspiracy or anything. I won't have your banner forever Kotex, don't worry.