1 Million Reasons DJ Jeff Sucks

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nah, he's the Dino Bravo of TSM.

[Guest Leena]

112. He still has no members at his board

113. He's an attention whore.

114. He gets the attention, yet whines about it.

115. He's afraid to post in this thread, cuz people will make fun of him.

116. He's still refreshing this thread every 5 seconds.

117. He's a 21-year old unemployed piece of shit.

118. He's most likely extremely ugly

119. and stupid

120. and gay

121. He doesn't know the meaning of soap.

122. He has never thought of anything by himself.

123. BROCK LESNAR RULES!

124. LITA RULES!

125. He sucks on his mommy's teat.

126. He's never talked to a girl.

127. He makes ugly banners

128. Ugly banners of Kane

129. He likes wrestlers who rape little girls

130. Then kills them

131. Which is exactly what he'll be when he grows up

132. Sadly, he's grown up already.

133. He may kill me someday then.

134. He'll kill all of you too

135. He;ll kill CWM for being a meanie.

136. Or, he'll stick Kevin Nash on you.

137. Then Kev will give a long, boring "shoot" on you

138. Then you'll die of boredom.

139. DJ Jeff would still suck after that.

140. He's making me late for my next class.

141. He doesn't realize that I don't care.

142. He's really unkewl.

[Guest crandamaniac]

78. All his posts in the WWE folder basically repeat something that has already been said in the thread. Seriously, not one is an original thought.

143. Yeah, and he also repeats everything too [/DjJeff]

 

 

Couldn't resist that.

[Guest Leena]

Add numbers! We need to reach 1,000,000!

[Guest crandamaniac]

144. He makes me so mad, he made me forget to add numbers in my last post

[Guest Incandenza]

145. He posted in the TNA folder about who he thought was the best wrestler in that fed, in spite of never having seen a TNA show in his life.

[Guest KingOfOldSchool]

146. He makes me so mad that I can't think of anything.

 

118. He's most likely extremely ugly

 

So you've never seen his pic then? It was of him with a goofy shit-eating grin on his face, wearing an nWo shirt, riding a four wheeler thing and flashing his leg for all the members of the board. He looked like the kid that everyone had in their class.

 

Here's a thread that he posted his picture in, but the link has since went dead.

 

Though Swan put it best when he said, "Didn't I kick your ass last weekend?"

 

http://www.thesmartmarks.com/forums/index....=15&t=12605&hl=

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

147. Armbar

[Guest cartman]

148. I just think he sucks cause everyone else thinks he sucks...

[Guest CED Ordonez]

147. Armbar

Curse you, Dr. Wrestlingphysics, you beat me to the punch. Bah...

 

149. ArmBAR

150, 151,..., 2095, 2096. The 1,946 posts he has made.

2097. Right armbar

[Guest evenflowDDT]

2098. ALBERTAN armbar

[Guest Kingpk]

2099. He prefers RAW over SD!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

2100: He made Kylie lose to Shakira.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest T®ITEC]

2101. He won't stop molesting my screen name on his board. (Me, one of three members!)

2102. Vincent K. McMahon registered there, you worthless testicle!

2103. DJ Jeff is a worthless testicle.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

2104. Only mentally ill people talk to themselves.

 

2105- 3605

I just spent (60 * 25 = 1500) seconds reading this, and have such wasted 1500 seconds of my life. And hence, 1500 reasons why he sucks.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

3606. He can't hold his liquor

3607. Too many fuckin' banners

3608. He has not heard of MC 900 Ft. Jesus

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

3609. He admitted that he thought Raw was cool on page (I don't remember) of the OAORT and then promptly change this opinion two pages later.

 

3610. Hell, dude, he calls himself "DJ". Anybody who does that sucks.

 

3611. He has a thread with 2019 reasons he sucks made about him.

 

3612. He's probably flattered about the previous fact.

[Guest treble charged]

3613. He thinks the Hardy Boyz are the best WWE/F tag team of all time.

[Guest Chuck Woolery]

3614. He is more naive than my six-year-old brother.

 

3615. He thinks No Mercy will be the most emotional pay per view of all time.

[Guest T®ITEC]

3616. Again, no resect for Vince McMahon.

3617. Fuckin' parrot.

3618. He's more usless as a human being than even me.

3619. Doesn't he mark for the Undertaker?

3620. I'm not feelin' it, either.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

3621. DJ Jeff ain't the best in the West / He can't rhyme worth ish and that's most def!

[Guest crandamaniac]

3622. He likes Micheal Cole

3623. He likes people who like Micheal Cole

3624. He thinks Micheal Cole is a good announcer.

3625. He's got me thinking about Micheal Cole

3626. I hate Micheal Cole.

3627. He (MC)drives me to a furious rage

3628. He (DJ) made my last two reasons have nothing to do with him

[Guest Leena]

36820. He made me add a zero at the end, because that's just what he is.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

3623: His ugly lita banner

3624: His other ugly lita banner

3625: His Kane banner

3626: his nWo banner

3627: Kane again

2628: Wolfpac

2629: Austin

3630: 12 stones

3631: AIC

3632: other 12 stones

3633: Other Kane banner

3634: Lesnar 1

3635: Lesnar 2

3636: Lesnar 3

3637: that ugly banner he made for someone

3638: the other ugly one he made

3639: His Lesnar cut outs

3640: His Lita cut outs

3641 though 3720: All his streched cut outs he made.

[Guest crandamaniac]

3721. He got ME83 so mad, he messed up the numbering

[Guest Leena]

Bah! 37210!

 

37211. He causes to lose count via his stupidity.

[Guest Midnight Express83]

3722 through 37209 for ever bite that his "fourm" takes up.

[Guest alfdogg]

37212. He thinks RAW is better than SD

[Guest Banky]

3606. He can't hold his liquor

3607. Too many fuckin' banners

3608. He has not heard of MC 900 Ft. Jesus

Is this guy for real? He can't hold his liquor? Too many beers?

 

These insults may work with your grade 6 class at recess, but C'MON!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Banky, do you make it your intention to go into most threads I post in just to troll and flame me?

 

Lame.

 

I didn't even mention you in my post.