1 Million Reasons DJ Jeff Sucks

[Guest T®ITEC]

60006. I bet he doesn't know who The Cheat is!

[Guest Incandenza]

60007. He won't let guests post at his board anymore.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

60008. He tried to use Fo Sheez once.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest treble charged]

60009. He changed my name at his board from 'Testicle' to 'treble charged'.

 

But he didn't even know it was me, and I only posted once, and he deleted my post!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

60010. What TC just said.

 

(BRING THE CREATIVITY~!)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

60011. He pcked on TC. that's my GIMMICK

[Guest treble charged]

60011. He pcked on TC. that's my GIMMICK

60012. He fried CWM's brain to the point where he can no longer spell 'picked'. DAMN YOU, JEFF.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

60013. He gave TC another opportunity to mock me.

[Guest treble charged]

60014. He doesn't give me enough chances to make fun of cobainwasmurderedredredrdreredrerederdd

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

60015. Tim is off teh ass.

 

 

 

that has nothing to do with Jeff but had to be said.

[Guest treble charged]

60016. Because of his name, I can no longer call my younger brother by his name without bursting out laughing.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

60017. Because of his name TC's brother is now fucked for life.

[Guest treble charged]

I just pray that no one sullies the name 'Craig'. I need at least one brother with a respectable name.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Craig is a good name. That's my Uncle's name.

 

60018. He wants to come to the 7-11 I now work at.

[Guest alfdogg]

60019. He is living proof of the evils of impregnating your daughter.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

60020. He keeps posting in threads where he isn't wanted.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

60021-60026-The number of letters in "DJ Jeff"

[Guest Midnight Express83]

60026 through 63426 for every kb of space his banners take up.

[Guest oldschoolwrestling]

63427. He's less wanted than Wendell on TE3

[Guest BifEverchad]

63428. Because of him being such a fuckhead, I just wasted 10 minutes of my day reading this God Damn thread.

 

63429. He gets more attention than ME on this board, which isnt really a good thing, considering its a Bossman-like heat that he recieves here.

 

63430. He makes the board a horrible place to post.

 

63431. Everytime I click on a thread and I see his posts/name in there, I get diarerra.

 

63432. I HATE him so much, I think of things that would get me arrested within 5 minutes.

 

oh yeah..... 63433. RAWK ON!~

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

63434. He knows what smegma is.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

63435-he lives so close to where i live i can here him moaning in his basement when he has stuffed goats with him...

 

63436-if he sees this he will probably invite me over to his house to have tea and watch his Kane comps.

 

63437-64437-number of times he will end up coming in here just to say "I can't flame so i'm not gonna bother" before lurking until threads about him reach their conclusion

 

64438-makes Dj Jazzy Jeff suck even more than he does.

 

64438-64538-number of keys i want to smash on his computer

 

64538-45000-number of ways I would be a hero If i did this.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Umm how did we go backwards?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

450001- Jeff makes Dutch look like a real man.

[Guest The Superstar]

450002- To Alina:

 

I didn't PM you, bitch

[Guest Leena]

450003. He lies

450004. He doesn't lie as good as me though

450005. Just because

[Guest CED Ordonez]

450006. I had another reason, but The Superstar's sig pic made me forget...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

450007. He's the most hated man on the board...and he likes it.

[Guest The Superstar]

450008. He hasn't made a Justin Credible banner, like ME~!

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

450,009. He likes Justin Credible