1 Million Reasons DJ Jeff Sucks

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

1.He's a Stalker

2.He uses Emoticons to an extent that is dumbfounding.

3.He pretends to be Canadian (He's too dumb to be)

4.He lies about his age

5.He has a message board that essentially consists of him talking to himself.

 

keep them coming...

[Guest Banky]

6, 7, 8, 9, 10. People are mistaking his monkey ass for me.

[Guest treble charged]

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EDIT: Damn you, Banky.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That one was actually pretty funny, TC.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Kingpk]

21. C'mon, LITA!?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

22. He won't leave even though he is completely unwanted.

 

23. He makes the wort banners ever.

[Guest treble charged]

's what I'm here for.

[Guest Leena]

24. He's ghey.

25. He stalked me.

26. He stalked AICC.

27. He stalked AICC who's a dumb bitch.

28. He stalked AICC, who's jail bait.

29. He's whatever you call those guys who molest little girls.

30. He's GHey.

31. He's retarded/

32. He makes shitty banners

33. He makes more shitty banners

34. He makes more and moreand more

35. He's still ghey.

36. Very ghey.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

go ALiNa!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

ONLY BECAUSE I'M BORED(no hard feelings, Jeff):

 

37: He can't help but sound like a mark at times.

38: He curses way too little for a 21 year old.

39: He has made me hate the emoticons even more than I already did.

40: He's getting more attention than me.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

41. He likes the Clique

[Guest Leena]

37. He makes sigs of Lita.

38. He doesn't realize she's ugly

39. and ugly fugly

40. Then, he stretches the pics to make her even more ugly.

41. He then jerks off to the pics

42. He saves them on his computer

43. He shows them to AICC

44. He jerks off when AICC types a word to him

45. He makes more Lita

46. He jerks off again

47. He cries because Mommy caught him jerking

48. He needs consoling

49. He's ghey

50. He's ghey, if I didn't mention that yet.

51. He's refreshing this page every 5 seconds.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

52: He likes Nash.

53: He likes Hall.

54: He likes HBK.

55. He likes HHH.

56. He likes Syxx-Pac/X-Pac/Syxx/123 Kid.

 

See, you can actually expand on some reasons!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Banky]

57. His dad is also his brother.

[Guest treble charged]

58. He wrote 'YATTA!'

 

Damn his soul.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

59.He's DJ JEFF FOR FUCK SAKE!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

One reason he rules: He wrote YATTA~!

 

That pretty much redeems all of his other flaws.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*is glad he didn't make it 100 reasons because the thread would be done in 15 minutes*

[Guest Human Fly]

60. Yours truly will be posting the Unforgiven play-by-play results tonight, even though nobody will read them

 

61. Well, where the fuck are they, jerky?

 

62. I forgot to post them

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

63.He claims to live in Alberta...no one willingly claims to live in Alberta.

[Guest treble charged]

I was the guy who said, "Well, where the fuck are they, jerky?"

 

Oh yeah,

 

64. He's not responding.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

65.He's rude to not respond

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

66. He hasn't seen this yet.

67. He's watching the number of posts at his forum skyrocket due to the people harassing him.

68. AND IS HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Marshall]

69. He's not a DJ

70. He's not even jazzy

[Guest Banky]

No one admits to living in Saskatchewan - except me, because I rule.

[Guest Human Fly]

I was the guy who said, "Well, where the fuck are they, jerky?"

 

I laughed so hard when I read that line. He was so sure no one was going to be there, and when someone called him on it, you know he thought he blew his big chance.

[Guest bob_barron]

70. He got us banned from DDT.

71. He supports domestic abuse (TC will get that one)

72. He got banned from DDT, took the time to reregister, bring back his banners and avatar just to say fuck you I'm leaving

[Guest bob_barron]

73. He started a what do you think of me thread.

74. He likes the Devils making it impossible for me to like them anymore.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

76. He's online right now and not responding to us because he knows he'll get his ass handed to him.

[Guest treble charged]

77. Cobainwasmurdereererderedredered can't spell or count because of him.