The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest Kinetic]

It's just a matter of opinion, I guess. I could see him being a competent member of The Establishment's B-Team.

[Guest Incandenza]

Fuck Kevin Smith. The only filmmakers these days worth giving a damn over is Wes Anderson and P.T. Anderson (no relation).

[Guest Kinetic]

There are a few others, but I'd say Wes Anderson is definitely the best director to emerge in the last ten years. And Paul Thomas Anderson has actually made me interested in seeing an Adam Sandler film. Now that's talent.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Do you guys know if we're getting a (Better) banner soon?

[Guest Flyboy]

Do you guys know if we're getting a (Better) banner soon?

We could ask papacita or someone else...

[Guest Incandenza]

Punch-drunk Love is good. Very good. I saw it on Friday, and its been gnawing at my brain ever since. I Am Trying to Break Your Heart also opened here Friday. I'm seeing it tomorrow. w00t, as the kids say.

 

EDIT: This was in response to Kinetic.

[Guest Kinetic]

Damn. I don't think I'm going to catch the Wilco movie's theatrical run. The DVD is coming out soon, if I recall correctly, so it's not a big deal. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing that.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, the Establishment must now warn Leena into oblivion on AIM after this bullshit:

 

LeeZaLiOnHeArT wants to directly connect (9:48:54 PM).

LeeZaLiOnHeArT is now directly connected (9:48:59 PM).

Kotzenjunge (9:49:22 PM): This is probably a mistake.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:49:29 PM): ?

Kotzenjunge (9:49:40 PM): Send whatever you're going to send,

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:49:57 PM): umm nothing :-(

Kotzenjunge (9:50:07 PM): Then why did you do Direct Connection?

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:50:19 PM): *shrugs*

LeeZaLiOnHeArT direct connection is closed (9:50:26 PM).

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:51:30 PM): Patrick, are you there?

Kotzenjunge (9:51:36 PM): Yeah, what do you wanty.

Kotzenjunge (9:51:38 PM): *want.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:51:53 PM): Let's stop fighting and play nice.

Kotzenjunge (9:53:18 PM): Such things require both people to be willing.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:53:47 PM): I am willing, sir.

Kotzenjunge (9:54:36 PM): Sure you are.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:54:56 PM): *Sigh&

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:55:14 PM): You should learn to be more trusting

Kotzenjunge (9:55:27 PM): You're right, I'll make a note to do that later.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:55:38 PM): ok

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:56:06 PM): you don't even recognize how nice I am...

Kotzenjunge (9:56:20 PM): Sure I don't.

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:56:59 PM): My, we're being sarcastic tonight, aren't we?

 

Auto response from Kotzenjunge (9:56:59 PM): On the phone, desperate for human contact.

 

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:57:25 PM): lol

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (9:57:35 PM): At least make a plausible away message...

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (10:05:38 PM): :-(

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (10:07:31 PM):

LeeZaLiOnHeArT (10:07:50 PM): Aren't you at least gonna tell me to fuck off?

Kotzenjunge (10:11:42 PM): Yeah, warning me is REALLY nice.

Previous message was not received by LeeZaLiOnHeArT because of error (10:11:42 PM): User LeeZaLiOnHeArT is not available.

 

She warned me up to 35% for NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER and then blocked me BECAUSE I WAS ON THE PHONE. Either we warn her into oblivion or call for her banning, because shit like this has gotten people banned in the past.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest MrRant]

Banned from here?

[Guest Incandenza]

If you know it is her, why do you keep accepting it?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Yup. In addition to Perfect-Plex's stuff about Avril, he harassed Bob over E-mail and PMs also, so not neccesarily posts on the board but his own actions got him banned.

 

She's also turned into someone who seems to live for baiting me, and baiting is a no-no.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Kotz likes that Established S & M

[Guest MrRant]

Did she get your AIM name from the board? That is why I though Plex got banned is because he got Bobs from the board.

[Guest Flyboy]

She's also turned into someone who seems to live for baiting me, and baiting is a no-no.

Maybe she wants your man-seed... *shrugs*

[Guest Incandenza]

Yeah. Perfect was abusing the board's system to pm. It wasn't regular IM.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I was typing when the direct connect thing came up and I accepted it because of that.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ALina is a bitch. Lure her back into posting so we can flame the hell out of her for practice.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

She's posting again, but it's in General Chat.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*goes to general because he can't be banned for typing ALina*

[Guest godthedog]

Fuck Kevin Smith. The only filmmakers these days worth giving a damn over is Wes Anderson and P.T. Anderson (no relation).

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA!

 

that is NOT all.

 

try spike jonze, christopher nolan, guy ritchie (who is pretty derivative but still very talented), david lynch, richard linklater, curtis hanson, darren aranofsky, todd solondz, cameron crowe, tim roth, david fincher and terry zwigoff.

 

unless you're only talking about very recently emerging filmmakers. then just try spike jonze, christopher nolan, guy ritchie, curtis hanson, tim roth, todd solondz, darren aranofsky and terry zwigoff.

[Guest Banky]

Kevin Smith sucks? I am hurt. I am lame and annoying? I am hurt. This hurts me. It cuts to the bone, ripping my flesh, and invading my heart. How can people be so cruel lord, how? why? Why me? Whyyyyyy?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

I believe that is a homage to Holden in J&SB Strike Back

[Guest Banky]

I believe that is a homage to Holden in J&SB Strike Back

Thank you. But don't tell anyone 'round here, apparently it is uncool to like him or Kevin Smith movies.

 

But honestly why the fuck do I come onto a message board? Is it to impress people? Is it to make friends? Why the fuck should I pander to the expectations of a certain few posters? Fuck them. I am who I am, simple as that. Kinetic can try and insult me all I want, but I am perfectly comfortable with who I am. I will not change, and if anything, I'll be a more biased dick towards the guy. Can't anyone take a fucking joke in this place? Many people do understand I am just joking around. Its only when people begin to take themselves far too seriously that they complain about someone like me. And saying I act how I do because of Kevin Smith movies is ridiculous. I've acted like a shitface before I saw any of those movies. I am used to people thinking I am an obnoxious shit, and I don't care. So consider your critisicm as adding fuel to my fire.

 

To my detractors, thank you.

 

*bows*

[Guest LooseCannon]

I thought Jeff was lame for the longest time, but it got to the point where his idiotic posts--regardless of how harmless they were--drove me insane. That's another reason why LooseCannon should be in the Established fold: He was the first person to publically go off on him.

Yes. Exactly. To paraphrase Kinetic, I was the one who started the DJ Jeff hating trend here. CWM may have flamed him at DDT first. But I was the first person to flame him here. I was the one who suggested him for the most useless poster poll. I was the first person to ridicule his abuse of emoticons. I was the one who made fun of him for asking to be a mod. Me.

[Guest Kinetic]

I don't care if you're comfortable with who you are. My point is two-fold: 1.) I don't like you. 2.) You're an idiot.

[Guest Banky]

I don't care if you're comfortable with who you are. My point is two-fold: 1.) I don't like you. 2.) You're an idiot.

Eloquently put.

[Guest Kinetic]

I see a lot of stuff here, so I'll reply to it all in one post:

 

To Banky: I see that you've quoted me in your sig. I was wrong about you. I take it all back. To get back at me, I'll let you have one free shot. Don't hold back, man. Accuse me of fucking a horse or something.

 

To LooseCannon: Good to see you've taken in one of my running gags. That'll earn you a vote.

[Guest Banky]

I see a lot of stuff here, so I'll reply to it all in one post:

 

To Banky: I see that you've quoted me in your sig. I was wrong about you. I take it all back. To get back at me, I'll let you have one free shot. Don't hold back, man. Accuse me of fucking a horse or something.

 

To LooseCannon: Good to see you've taken in one of my running gags. That'll earn you a vote.

Are you kidding me? I'm not taking any shots at you. I am so bitterly indifferent to your shit that I couldn't even thank of anything evil to say.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, all Establishment members with a sufficiently fast connection must download Kylie's latest video for the "Come Into My World" single. It 0wnz j00!!!

 

No, seriously. It's a ****3/4 Kylie video, and that's saying something, since one star for a Kylie video equals two normal stars.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Oh, and DJ Jeff is in NHB posting in his "How Come Did" thread. GET 'IM, BOYS!

[Guest Kinetic]

Are you kidding me? I'm not taking any shots at you. I am so bitterly indifferent to your shit that I couldn't even thank of anything evil to say.

I'm disappointed. I figured you had at least one more dad-fucking joke in you.