The REAL One and Only ESTABLISHMENT~! Thread

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Being a Headless member is kinda annoying, cause I can't talk

and that makes me want to give your head back because?

 

 

and besides it makes an excellent dart board.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

...

 

even if i could see, there's this darn cape on me

 

it itches...

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Popick is established because he started the original thread and is only an honorary member. He can vote, but is not considered part of the ten.

 

Devout Establishment fans will often refer to them as the Established 10 + 1 as a way to acknowledge this Establishment historical tidbit.

That's right...

 

The +1 member...

 

Honorary bitches...

 

And all I get for that is...umm, the Privelege of being a coat rack...

 

no, scratch that...

 

A headless coat rack...

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

*the generic knight walks into the thread whistling a happy tune, and sits quietly in the corner looking at his feet, not bothering anyone*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Popick is established because he started the original thread and is only an honorary member. He can vote, but is not considered part of the ten.

 

Devout Establishment fans will often refer to them as the Established 10 + 1 as a way to acknowledge this Establishment historical tidbit.

That's right...

 

The +1 member...

 

Honorary bitches...

 

And all I get for that is...umm, the Privelege of being a coat rack...

 

no, scratch that...

 

A headless coat rack...

you were in because we PITY you. And you are SO banished now.

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

::no-sells the banishment, because at the moment, he's a decaying corpse thats being used as a coatrack until

 

a) he gets his head back

b) he rots

[Guest SP-1]

Hey, hey now. I'm the one that issues the banishments around here. And we don't even have a full roster of First Knights. I'm promoting chave to First Knight status. That gives us 2, counting CWM.

 

And I still haven't a queen.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

oh yeah? well... *Plots overthrow*

 

and I should me Meryln since I'm the one who shaped you intow ho you are today.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I dont know what the hell is going on.

[Guest Kingpk]

*Offers to assist CWM in an overthrow plot*

 

I have a damn good benefits package for you and ALL your followers.

 

Two words: Full dental.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

hmm... I doth thinkth this bears further thought. Mine teeth arth rotting.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*juggles*

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Hey, hey now. I'm the one that issues the banishments around here. And we don't even have a full roster of First Knights. I'm promoting chave to First Knight status. That gives us 2, counting CWM.

 

And I still haven't a queen.

Ok, but I'm a generic first knight, ok?

[Guest SP-1]

Fair enough.

 

*pays everyone plotting to overthrow him a large sum of money*

[Guest Vitamin X]

*yells from the Throne Room*

 

Ten bucks minimum!

Um....can you split a 20?

 

I mean, how much does it take to bribe a king into being a knight? Yeesh.

[Guest SP-1]

Vitamin, I knight thee into the Established Roundtable.

 

You others who are truly Established better get in on this.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Fair enough.

 

*pays everyone plotting to overthrow him a large sum of money*

*Uses money to start private army whose slogan is, "The Only Good Popick is a non-posting one."*

[Guest SP-1]

Wow.

 

Ouch.

 

*Removes cloak from Popick's head and puts it back on*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*twirls around and watches his cloak billow*

 

 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i'm happy as Lord Rando The Goof...

 

though Knight Rando The Goof or Sir Rando the Goof would be cool

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

That's great...Now the cloak is off of me

 

Grabs a nearby pumpkin and the king's horse.

It's boring being a coat rack...being the villianous monster rules!

 

**rides off to go terrorize young maidens**

[Guest Kingpk]

::Taunts Popick, causing him to throw his pumpkin head off, splattering it on the ground. Offers a watermelon as a replacement.::

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

Watermelon works

 

And its more tasty!

 

I am the Headless Horsemen of WaterMelon Dooooommmm!

[Guest goodhelmet]

eh... this little clique of the dark ages doesn't have the same flair as kotzenjunge's state or even the humor of the original awo. just another clique with a bad gimmick.

[Guest SP-1]

Only because it isn't complete!

 

. . . *cries*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*offers golden tissue*

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

this is the only clique that matters

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

This was only good in the beginning. It went downhill quickly after I joined...

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

I can't believe you guys actually tried to revive this. Without me, no less.

[DARRYLXWF 0]

How did I know it would be CWM who bumped this thread.

[Guest The Old Me]

Anything beats The Power Trip, BI or M.E.