Man cleared of rape charges on size grounds

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/page.cfm...ll&siteid=89488

 

TINY PENIS MAN FREED Oct 18 2002

 

A MALE nurse has been cleared of a sex attack after admitting his penis is just one inch long.

 

John Webb, 49, said he had not had sex for years because he was embarrassed by his "micro-penis".

 

The male alleged victim of two indecent assaults had said Webb's manhood was small, but estimated it was up to four inches long.

 

Webb, of Pontypridd, south Wales, was cleared of the two charges after a jury at Cardiff Crown Court was shown pictures of him naked. He said: "I am too embarrassed to show myself to another person."

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

God damn! 1 inch?

[Guest Kagato Otaku]

Yikes.

 

That is just...wow. One of the most humiliating and emasculating headlines ever.

 

I wonder if he thinks being cleared of charges will be worth it years down the road when he'll still be known as "Tiny Penis Man".

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Is that scientifically possible?

 

Any guy who is self-concious about his penis size should read this article.....it'll make him feel like Ron Jeremy.

[Guest Some Guy]

Well I feel better about myself now. I have at least 2 or 3 times this guys size.

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

Is that scientifically possible?

Yep. There's probably some freakshow site on the internet with pictures, but it's not as uncommon as you'd think it is.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

...rather have gone to jail for what is was worth. Not only was he accused of homosexual rape, but aquitted on the grounds that he had a smaller penis than the other guy could imagine.

[Guest kkktookmybabyaway]

Hell, if that was me I'd sue the bitch who made the accusation...

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Not to sound odd, but when someone mentions penis size, are they talking about when it's flacid? One inch at its largest seems too small, yikes....

[Guest CED Ordonez]

One inch fully rigid? My condolences if that's the case.

[Guest cynicalprofit]

It happens, dig through rotten.com and theres a picture of the disease some where on the page.

[Guest jimmy no nose]

...rather have gone to jail for what is was worth. Not only was he accused of homosexual rape, but aquitted on the grounds that he had a smaller penis than the other guy could imagine.

Well, would you want to be in jail as a homosexual rapist with a one inch penis? In jail, other people are going to see in the showers and what not.

[Guest Vern Gagne]

Not to sound odd, but when someone mentions penis size, are they talking about when it's flacid? One inch at its largest seems too small, yikes....

I was wondering the same thing.

[Guest The Czech Republic]

Gives a whole new meaning to "The One-Inch Punch."

 

Sorry to the poster of the same name with the Jennifer Garner photo, but hey, it's funny.

[Guest Choken One]

Quite sad really, Was this a birth defect or some freak accident that occured to him?

[Guest evilhomer]

Probably some kind of genetic thing where the penis doesn't grow from infancy.

[Guest Ace309]

My mom works in a pediatric clinic.

 

This happens occasionally. I believe it can happen alone or in conjunction with the sexual ambiguity that affects a baby every now and then.

 

Believe it or not, "micro-penis" is a medical term.

[Secret Agent 0]

Tom has one, at least that's what his X-Girl tells me anyways.