SWF Smarkdown card (March 4/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Yet another fine-quality card for your consumption...

 

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Show: SWF Monday Night Smarkdown

Date: March 4, 2002.

Arena: GM Place in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada!

Due Date: March 4 at 12 PM (noon) board time.

 

[Note:  Blah…I still hate the “Smarkdown” name, so it the name of our Monday show still might change.  I just couldn’t think of anything brilliant at 5:30 in the morning, so it’s Smarkdown this week…]

 

SINGLES MATCH

Jay Dawg vs. El Luchadore Magnifico

- Jay Dawg has seen his stock in this company rise quite a bit since aligning himself with Da Pound.  Can he upset Magnifico and finally erase his reputation as a massive jobber?

Word Limit: 3000 words

Send to: outcast11

 

GUEST REFEREE MATCH FOR THE ICTV TITLE

Edwin MacPhisto © vs. Thoth (ref – Spider Nekura)

- Edwin MacPhisto defeated Thoth at “From the Fire” to become the 2-time ICTV champion.  Thoth is intent on winning back his gold and has used the Clan’s power over the commissioner’s office to have this blatantly unfair match booked…

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  Spider can write a match if he wants, but he isn’t required to.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

HANDICAP MATCH

The Boston Strangler & Fallout vs. Longdogger Pete

- Another totally unfair match in the Clan’s favour.  Pete may live to regret upsetting Fallout on Storm…

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  Only 2 men are allowed in the ring at once.  Strangler and Fallout must tag in and out.

Word Limit: 3500 words

Send to: outcast11

 

ICTV TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH

Spider Nekura vs. The Prophet

- Ever since helping Stubby liberate his wife, the animosity between the Clan and Enlightenment (two heel stables) has been growing.  This Monday Clan leader Spider Nekura and the Prophet will fight for a shot at the ICTV title.

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

TAG TEAM MATCH

Sacred & Hville Thugg vs. Xstasy & Mark Stevens

- After holding the US title for over 70 days, Sacred was defeated by Xstasy on Storm, while later on in the evening the current heavyweight champ, Hville Thugg, was pinned by Mark Stevens in a tag match.  Da Pound will be looking for some revenge this Monday…

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: outcast11

 

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Mothernature says, mmm...now that's good card!"

[Guest Spider_Nekura]

Good card. Now to get Outcast's stats.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Gah!

 

I knew I should have sent PMs last night...ugh.

 

Well, anyway, Thoth will kick my ass.  If he doesn't, Spider will.  The end.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Nice card.  Da Pound's stable entrance is up in my stats on the stats thread.

 

Da "can't keep coming up with creative things to put here" H

[Guest Longdogger_Pete]

Daaaaamn!

 

Y'all are trying to kill me or something!

 

Phew... well... here goes nothing...