Guest AM The Kid Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 To find your porn name take your first pets name and your childhood street you lived on. Mine would be Freeway Acadia. Pretty shitty.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Well, my childhood street was a number, so I'll just use the last street I lived on that had a name. Watson Centennial not bad.
Guest Incandenza Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 George Baymeadows. I guess....
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Which childhood street? Earliest?
Guest KanadianKrusty Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Snooky Evreux... WHAT THE FUCK???
Guest Youth N Asia Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Bud Cooley...ehh, I dunno about that
Guest Some Guy Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Sparky High. Sounds more like a lame white rapper than a porn star. Yo baby, Yo baby, Yo!
Guest evenflowDDT Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I've got either Nudgie Noriega (which sounds like a drug dealer) or Nudgie Melrose, depending on which childhood street you want me to use.
Guest Chuck Woolery Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Raptor Warwick. I'm not sure if that's cool or lame. Help?
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Uhm.. Shady Hawthorne? That's not cool... Though if I used the street I first lived on in Utah, I could've been Shady 1300 West. Much better.. I think.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Never had a pet, so I guess that leaves my name as "Church". Bleh.
Guest Will Scarlet Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Either Damien Dayton or Damien Smart, depending on which street I would use.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 This is kinda dumb. None of these sound like porn names. Blackie Broad by the way.
Guest Zack Malibu Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 I'd be Maxie Almy. Though I've done this before, except they said to take your middle name, and your current street. Done that way, I'd be Joseph Calef.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Yeah, I took my middle name. My cat is female. I'm not calling myself Megan under any circumstances.
Guest LooseCannon Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 One I heard was your middle name and your mom's maiden name. No one pretended like it was supposed to be a porn name though. Just what you were supposed to name your alter ego/main character if you were to write a book or something. Edit: not pron
Guest Angle-plex Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Pet & Childhood Street: Kitty Lynnfield. Middle Name & Current Street: Vincent Andrews~!
Guest the pinjockey Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Ivan Siskin Could be good for a couple of roles. But I can't do a Russian accent, although a porn star doesn't have to act anyway.
Guest Big McLargeHuge Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Pet & Childhood Street: Joe Reiner. Middle Name & Current Street: Armando Poppywood.
Guest the pinjockey Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Middle name and current street: Anthony Mullica Neither of these methods seem to have a solid batting average here.
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Pet name & childhood street: Chowder Crocker Middle name & current street: Kyle Summer
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Either Conan Victoria Park(wtf), or Conan sunny glenway Yeah, they both suck.
Zorin Industries Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Tyson Downhill its alright I suppose
Guest Ravenbomb Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 middle name and current street name: Christian Partridge Run
Guest T®ITEC Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Middle name/current street: Irene 5780 South. Streets in the Salt Lake valley are mostly numbers.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted October 24, 2002 Report Posted October 24, 2002 Pet's name and first street: Bonny Dennis. Queer, especially considering that I'm a guy. Middle name and current street: Paul SW 10th Place. Dammit. I'll never be a porn star! ::sobs::
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