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Guest AM The Kid

To find your porn name take your first pets name and your childhood street you lived on.

 

Mine would be Freeway Acadia. Pretty shitty.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Well, my childhood street was a number, so I'll just use the last street I lived on that had a name.

 

Watson Centennial

 

not bad.

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Guest Some Guy

Sparky High.

 

Sounds more like a lame white rapper than a porn star.

 

Yo baby, Yo baby, Yo! :)

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Guest evenflowDDT

I've got either Nudgie Noriega (which sounds like a drug dealer) or Nudgie Melrose, depending on which childhood street you want me to use.

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Guest T®ITEC

Uhm.. Shady Hawthorne? That's not cool... Though if I used the street I first lived on in Utah, I could've been Shady 1300 West. Much better.. I think.

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

Never had a pet, so I guess that leaves my name as "Church".

 

Bleh.

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Guest Will Scarlet

Either Damien Dayton or Damien Smart, depending on which street I would use.

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Guest LooseCannon

This is kinda dumb. None of these sound like porn names.

 

Blackie Broad by the way.

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Guest Zack Malibu

I'd be Maxie Almy.

 

Though I've done this before, except they said to take your middle name, and your current street. Done that way, I'd be Joseph Calef.

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Guest Sandman9000

Yeah, I took my middle name.

 

My cat is female. I'm not calling myself Megan under any circumstances.

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Guest LooseCannon

One I heard was your middle name and your mom's maiden name. No one pretended like it was supposed to be a porn name though. Just what you were supposed to name your alter ego/main character if you were to write a book or something.

 

Edit: not pron

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Guest Angle-plex

Pet & Childhood Street: Kitty Lynnfield. <_<

 

Middle Name & Current Street: Vincent Andrews~!

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Guest the pinjockey

Ivan Siskin

 

Could be good for a couple of roles. But I can't do a Russian accent, although a porn star doesn't have to act anyway.

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Pet & Childhood Street: Joe Reiner.

 

Middle Name & Current Street: Armando Poppywood.

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Guest the pinjockey

Middle name and current street: Anthony Mullica

 

Neither of these methods seem to have a solid batting average here.

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Guest CoreyLazarus416

Pet name & childhood street: Chowder Crocker ;)

 

Middle name & current street: Kyle Summer

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Guest T®ITEC

Middle name/current street:

Irene 5780 South. Streets in the Salt Lake valley are mostly numbers.

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Guest MaxPower27

Pet's name and first street: Bonny Dennis. Queer, especially considering that I'm a guy.

 

Middle name and current street: Paul SW 10th Place. Dammit.

 

I'll never be a porn star! ::sobs::

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