New Establishment Member Voting

[Guest treble charged]

My friend was born on Christmas Day. That's the roughest day of the year to have a birthday, if you ask me.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Wow, Christmas Day and New Years must suck even more than Halloween to have birthdays. At least on Halloween you'll get something...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

well, you get something on Christmas, but the presents are for both occasions. Which sucks.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That's true, but at least you get a present. All you get on New Year's Eve is a hangover and maybe somebody drunk passed out next to you.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

All you get on New Year's Eve is a hangover and maybe somebody drunk passed out next to you.

I'll take that over a package of brand new White socks anyday.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You get socks for Christmas? Your relatives suck!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Actually, I like getting socks. I wear Black Work Boots at Work @ Night and I'm on my feet most of the time so My socks get ruined pretty quick.

 

So so so so so so, you Suck, Pal!!!!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Oh yeah? Last year for Christmas I got: a Nicaragua shirt, a wallet and a dead stuffed Squirrel.

 

I shit you not.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

A dead stuffed squirrel?

 

I gave a deer skull I had in my basement as a gift once. I feel bad about it now though, its been in the family('s basement) for years and the recipient didn't even like it! I'll never understand girls, I swear...

 

Anyway I gotta eat and go fail some tests and midterms so I'll catch y'all later. Wish Superstar happy birthday in General Chat, and send FeArHaVoC some socks.

[Guest Incandenza]

My birthday's on the 29th of December, so I know about getting fucked on birthdays. I could never complain about it to my mother, either, as her birthday falls on the same day.

[Guest The Superstar]

Thanks guys. But I'm 15, not 16. I got my permit! If you drive in southwest florida, STAY OFF THE ROAD~!

[Guest Incandenza]

Shit, it's a dangerous to drive practically anywhere in Florida. Jacksonville, Orlando and Miami have among the worst traffic problems in the country.

[Guest The Superstar]

There's also Naples, where a yellow light means FLOOR IT~! But yes, Orlando is much worse ESPECIALLY in tourist season...which, for Orlando, happens to be all year.

[Guest Incandenza]

Tomorrow, I'm going down to Orlando for a couple of days. I just LOVE how I have to wait half-a-minute after the light turns green before I can actually go.

[Guest The Superstar]

Are you going to the Mercado? Besides the insanely high prices, it's a fun place.

[Guest Incandenza]

The what now?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

That's spanish for market, but I'm sure he means something else.

[Guest Incandenza]

I'm seeing Elvis Costello at the Hard Rock Live, is what I'm doing. Me and pal ponied up the cash and will be spending that evening at the Hard Rock Hotel. BOOYA!

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Sick. Great. Cool. Yowza. Tight. Da bomb. Rowsdower. Packers. And all that jive.

[Guest Incandenza]

There's only four of those hotels in the world. Did I mention there's only four of those hotels in the world?

[Guest The Superstar]

No, it's called the Mercado, I'm not sure exactly where it is (I go there for swim meets, and usually we just stay in that area of Orlando.) It's next to the Guiness Book of World Records place and Ripley's Believe it or Not.

 

BTW, the best thing about staying in Orlando hotels is the DISNEY WORLD TOUR CHANNEL~!

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Holy Crap! 15 and a Permit?

 

I couldn't get my permit until I was 16 here in NY.

 

Then I got my license, and I still couldn't drive past 9PM until I turned 18.

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah, Florida r0x0rz b0x0rz. Plus the test was really easy...20 road signs and 20 road rules. I didn't miss any, so I only had to answer 15 questions (you could get a total of 5 wrong on each). One of which I actually got twice in a row The guy that got me the permit was a smart ass though.

 

Him: "What does an 8-sided yellow sign mean?"

Me: "There is no such thing. Only stop signs can be octagons."

Him: "That wasn't the question. What does an 8-sided YELLOW sign mean?"

Me: "...Stop?"

Him: "Wow. In 6 months, you're the first person to answer that correctly. Only stop signs are octagons."

Me: "That's what I said the first time."

Him: "But that wasn't the question"

[Guest Ravenbomb]

if it's 0 degrees out and it's supposed to be twice as cold the next day, how cold is that?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Farenheit or Centigrade?

 

No way in hell you're talking Kelvin...

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Ravenbomb]

either/or or both if possible

I usually go by Farenheit

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I'm guessing twice as cold as zero degrees is still zero degrees.

[Guest BaldFish]

I'm guessing twice as cold as zero degrees is still zero degrees.

Saying "twice as cold" is like saying "twice as few". Cold is merely the absence of heat.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Well... would you rather say "half as few"? How do we know heat isn't the absence of cold?

 

By the way, to stay on topic, who's nominated this week? Is it a new thread or still this one?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Stop by and see me BITACH~! I'm in F'N DISNEY WORLD~!

 

Call me even...

 

I'll PM ya the number to my apartment...