I got suspened for 10 days!!

[Guest HBK16]

I decided to make this into a thread since its a cool story.

 

Ok now with my Honday that hauls ass, I tend to wanna race. Well my fomer friend was in front of me, and I sped up and I went into the bike lane and passed him. So he gets all mad at me for that! I mean I passed him and he gets all pissed off. So I find out he wants to kick my ass now. He was actually gonna come over my house with brass nuckles but his friend told him not too. So yesterday I told him to meet me by my friends locker if he has a problem with me and maybe we can resolve it. Well that didnt last long. I go there and he has 2 of his friends with me. Who do I have, about 15. I tell them not to jump in unless one of his friends jumps in. So I got my back covered pretty good. So we start to talk. I get in his face and just as I thought, he starts to back down. So now in this crowded hall way, there are about 100 people watching so I cant really back down now. So I raise my voice and and yell at him. So now he gets in my face probably for the same reason as I did, cuz he would look like a pussy if he backs down. And I am smaller than him. So I get all my never and put everything aside and throw a punch. Everybody fucking starting cheering. It felt great. What I didn't know is that there was a teacher and the campus outside the crowd trying to get in. So now he tries to throw a punch and it doesnt even land. We get broken up and I get almost tackled by the cop. So now I get suspended from school for 10 days. You know what that means now, more time on the boards!!!! But it was pretty cool. Even though it wasnt the greatest fight, just everyone watching me punch him in the face felt great considering he has no friends and the guy is a fucking dirt bag. But ya there is my little story of the day. Hopefully you can enjoy it as much as I did.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Congrats. Getting suspended does indeed own.

 

I look back with fondess on my dozens of suspensions and expulsions.

[Guest HBK16]

The only negative part is that school work is gonna be a bitch to make up if I even get a chance to earn back my credits

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

While it always brightens my day to hear about assholes getting punched in the face, fighting one on one is still... (gasp) silly. If you'd sicked your friends on him and his two guys, then gotten everyone else involved, they couldn't punish you all. Better yet, should've gotten him outside of school and ganged him with some weapons.

 

Screw honor, fight smart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HBK16]

My friends wanted to get in on it but when that happens at my school everyone looks at you like a pussy. And true, they couldn't have punished all of us. They would have given me and the other kid the normal 10 days for fighting and maybe a 5 days for everyone else. Atleast thats what they always do.

[Guest Texas Small Arms 09]

Boys fight girls just ruin reps...but I say why do one when you can do'em both. I finished everything after hours so nothing ever happened to me, but almost being arrested was cool.

 

CONGRATS HBK TIME TO CELEBRATE

[Guest HBK16]

Hell yeah what a week it has been for me dont you say?!

[Guest NazMistry]

Better yet, should've gotten him outside of school and ganged him with some weapons.

 

 

Screw honor, fight smart.

Thats replacing my Charlie Bucket Sig.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Wait a second, because you use all your available resources, you're a pussy? Screw what they think!

 

FIGHT SMART. SCREW HONOR.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Naz knows I'm right. Such concepts like fair fights and such are outdated. If it isn't sanctioned legally somehow, you can use whatever the hell you want to win.

[Guest HBK16]

My friends will probably jump him anyways during the week cuz hes already talking shit about them. So if it didnt happen at school, it will happen after.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

While it always brightens my day to hear about assholes getting punched in the face, fighting one on one is still... (gasp) silly. If you'd sicked your friends on him and his two guys, then gotten everyone else involved, they couldn't punish you all. Better yet, should've gotten him outside of school and ganged him with some weapons.

 

Screw honor, fight smart.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

HELL NO!

 

That's what's ruined fighting Kotz. People ganging up on one or two kids is why schools are so strict nowadays. Back in the day when it was one on one with no weapons the schools and police were much more likely to let the kids get away with it but not anymore.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Good to hear. You guys are all right after all. (musses HBK16's hair)

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cynicalprofit]

May your post reach 3000.

[Guest NazMistry]

Wait a second, because you use all your available resources, you're a pussy? Screw what they think!

 

FIGHT SMART. SCREW HONOR.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

 

EDIT: Naz knows I'm right. Such concepts like fair fights and such are outdated. If it isn't sanctioned legally somehow, you can use whatever the hell you want to win.

Preach on Kotz!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

*Shakes head, waits to hear about HBK16's friends getting shot*

 

Gang fighting is ghey. Trust me, I've been there.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

CWM, the problem is that there shouldn't be fighting in the first place, so it's impossible to ruin. We're so convinced that the way to solve everything is through some sort of dramatic showdown with our nemesis and fight with our bare hands...

 

... which is just plain stupid. Ever notice that stuff that's against the law is either VERY effective or VERY efficient? If we were stupid enough to never get help in conflicts, basic things such as towns wouldn't even exist. It isn't a matter of getting away with it, it shouldn't be happening in the first place. Let these kids learn that everything won't always be fair.

 

Gang fighting may be awful, but the point is that it's simply a way for the weaker mentality people to solve differences, and to justify it somehow, they instilled some kind of honor system into it. That we've allowed it to get to the point where this stuff DOES lead to people being shot is the REAL problem, not how many people pound on however many other people.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

CWM, the problem is that there shouldn't be fighting in the first place, so it's impossible to ruin. We're so convinced that the way to solve everything is through some sort of dramatic showdown with our nemesis and fight with our bare hands...

 

... which is just plain stupid. Ever notice that stuff that's against the law is either VERY effective or VERY efficient? If we were stupid enough to never get help in conflicts, basic things such as towns wouldn't even exist. It isn't a matter of getting away with it, it shouldn't be happening in the first place. Let these kids learn that everything won't always be fair.

 

Gang fighting may be awful, but the point is that it's simply a way for the weaker mentality people to solve differences, and to justify it somehow, they instilled some kind of honor system into it. That we've allowed it to get to the point where this stuff DOES lead to people being shot is the REAL problem, not how many people pound on however many other people.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Indeed. I just don't like hearing about how Someones friends are going to jump a guy becausing he's been talking shit about them. That's fucking weak. Ignore the faggot unless he get's in your face. If he does that THEN beat the shit out of him.

 

Because remember this guys going to have friends too.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

But hopefully less than you do.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest AM The Kid]

Gang fighting is very stupid, it could turn really ugly. Also, it just feels better to knock someone silly(or out) with a punch than getting 5 friends to kick their ass.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

But hopefully less than you do.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

Well yeah.

 

Now I feel like a hyprocrite, since when I was in High School I was involved in all this kinda stuff.

 

But bottom line is that everyone will wind up hurt...or worse. I had a friend who got killed because he talked shit about a guy one time. He got jumped by the guys friends and they beat him to death.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

I tend to avoid confrontations, but if someone were to make me mad enough to fight, I'd wait until we were off school grounds, and God help him, because I'd do like Ash in Evil Dead and gauge his eyes out. But I'd wait until I got beat up some so I could get off on self-defense. Plus, I look like a skinny little wuss, so that'd help my case, too.

[Guest DARRYLXWF]

At least you had the guts to throw a legitimate punch. Nothing pisses me off more, than a school 'fight' we're both protagonists are afraid to pull the first punch, resulting in a shitty pushing-fest.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Or the dreaded shoulder-bumping fight where they just say "Wha?" over and over again.

 

Actually those are kinda funny. If I ever see a fight like that in town or something again, I'll put a big cotton ball under one of their arms and pretend it's Electric Football.

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest Lord of The Curry]

Kotz- I think you've just started a revolution........."Screw Honour, Fight Smart" could very well become the next "Cheat to Win" if marketed right....

 

In fact, I think I'm gonna make a shirt commemorating this post...

 

Front- "Kotzenjunge is my favorite poster"

Back- "Screw Honour, Fight Smart"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Aww crap, I started another catch-phrase.

 

I guess reviewers can use that in their reviews instead of CHEAT TO WIN.

 

I can hear it now...

 

SK: "JERICHO~!(spooge) says 'screw honor' and WRESTLES SMART. ********!!!!"

 

Fo sheez,

Kotzenjunge

[Guest HBK16]

I am happy that it went one on one. I get more respect. One reason is the guy was twice the size of me almost and I almost knocked his ass down. Second, is some people would have given me shit because they would say I needed help to win a fight. Don't get me wrong, a lot of people would have loved to see a 15 on 4 fight but it would have gotten way out of control. It would have ben cool to start the biggest fight of the year so far but I'm still happy with the results. And if he talks shit, next time I will bring friends to shut him up for good.

[Guest Sassquatch]

Growing up in SoCal and going to a predominantly Latino school area and being the big white guy, I found myself getting into a lot of fights with little pissants that wanted to prove something.

 

I've done my time and I probably amassed nearly a month's worth of suspensions while I was going to high school due to fighting (I never did start the fight and thus the school could not expel me for being a trouble maker).

 

Oh and gang fighting is very, very, very bad. In my neck of the woods, that can be very dangerous because you never knew when one of the brothas might pull out a knife or a gun and give it to their boy.

 

I think I mentioned this to CWM once on AIM.

 

I once got nearly knocked out by a little shit that had a pair of knucks handed to him during a fight. I broke the guy's jaw with an uppercut and when he went down I looked at him for a moment and then turned around to pick up my stuff from my friends and leave the scene. When I had my back turned to go back and pick up my book bag, the little fuckwad from earlier tapped me on the shoulder and he nearly hit me square on the jaw with a pair of knucks from one of his buddy's. I tried to roll with his punch as there was really nothing else I could do considering I was bending down at the time and I took the shot while trying my best to roll with it. I fell on my ass and I had tunnel vision after that. This was a new experience for me because I had *never* been knocked or have even come remotely close to being "without the lights on" as I call it. I didn't black out but I wanted to rip my jaw off to stop the pain. I didn't know what was going to happen next so I covered up and tried to protect myself from any other knuck shots while I tried to regain my senses. I saw three security guards run over to where we were all at and they dispatched all of our friends and hauled off the little fuckwad who hit me with the knucks. One of the security guards who was also my defensive line football coach came over to me and checked me out to see if I was okay. I regained my senses but my jaw was absolutely killing me and I wanted to make the pain stop. The coach said he would take care of everything and told me to just go home for the day and to let him know how I am when I come back to school. Luckily I lived a block away from my high school and I managed to get home without falling on my ass.

 

There was no serious damage except for some blood and a busted lip with an aching jaw to boot. I put three ice bags on my jaw that day and could not open my motuh due to the pain that would occur when I would. I came back to school the next day and everything was fine.

 

I did find out who gave the fucker the knucks during the fight and I did beat his ass when the opportunity arose. I think it was after this fight that the number of fights I got involved in decreased dramatically and I had a pretty easy sophomore year after that.

[Guest spiny norman]

Sorry to interrupt all this mass maturity with my childlike and intellectually inferior outlook, but is violence ever an answer?

 

You have more respect for doing it one-on-one. Wow, whoop-dee-doo. Release the pigeons.

 

Just don't fight, and you'll earn the respect. Pacifism is looked much more highly upon then a fair fight. Plus you should never be out to please the majority. No matter how big a prick the other person is, you shouldn't be a big prick back and stoop to violence.

 

Oh, for the days of Gandhi.

[Guest HBK16]

Fight stories are awesome....

[Guest HBK16]

Sorry to interrupt all this mass maturity with my childlike and intellectually inferior outlook, but is violence ever an answer?

 

You have more respect for doing it one-on-one. Wow, whoop-dee-doo. Release the pigeons.

 

Just don't fight, and you'll earn the respect. Pacifism is looked much more highly upon then a fair fight. Plus you should never be out to please the majority. No matter how big a prick the other person is, you shouldn't be a big prick back and stoop to violence.

 

Oh, for the days of Gandhi.

It can all depend on where you live though. Sure you wont get respect if you go to school in a nice area but it could change if you go to a horrible school in a worse area.