The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Time for new GMs...

Yeah, Time for Mick Foley and Bret Hart...

 

...who will immediately be booked to have sexual tension between them and wind up in each others arms

WORST MENTAL PICTURE EVER!

 

I shouldn't ask this, but...who'd be the butch and who'd be the bitch?

YOU DIE NOW! *Hits you with a weight equal in mass to the combined egos of Vince McMahon, HHH, and Hulk Hogan*

[Guest Spaceman Spiff]

Holy crap! Eddy suplexed Angle on his head!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

LET'S GO ANGLE CHANT!

[Guest AndrewTS]

ANGLE CHANTS!!

 

Bah...resthold.

 

Angle powering out...Eddy is trying to piss the crowd off I think.

[Guest HartFan86]

What's with Eddy and the chinlocks?

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

The tights Eddy's got on keep making me think Angle's wrestling Jericho (the "Latino" on the BUTT notwithstanding).

 

Uh oh if Angle's getting chants while turning Lesnar face I can see HHH on the phone now:

 

"Scrap-uh the main-uh event-uh for Wrestlemainia! I need to squash-uh Brock-uh so we don't-uh have a face-face match-uh!"

[Guest HartFan86]

OH MY GOD EDDIE TOOK THE DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE GERMAN SUPLEX FLIP THING!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...that reminds me...I miss how Vince McMahon said Back body drop when he was an announcer...

[Guest HartFan86]

Vince: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Angle ripping off Benoit!!

 

Oh well, no complaints.

[Guest HartFan86]

Good lord what a counter.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Followed up with the amazing call, "Lookatthatwhattamanuver!"

[Guest AndrewTS]

FUCK!! That was an awesome DDT!

 

And Eddy countering the Olympic Slam makes me think of the Rock Bottom counter, sweeeet!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Brainbuster--set up for Frog SPlash!!

 

Er...that isn't very face-like, Kurt.

[Guest HartFan86]

Another fucking gay finish to a great match.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Good to see Brian's learning from his old man on how to take the over the top ref bump.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And Benoit costs Angle a match.

 

OK...revenge is gonna be big then.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Weakest belt shots ever...WTF, Chris?!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

...a GODFATHER Anthology commercial...

 

WTF?

[Guest RepoMan]

Time for new GMs...

Yeah, Time for Mick Foley and Bret Hart...

 

...who will immediately be booked to have sexual tension between them and wind up in each others arms

WORST MENTAL PICTURE EVER!

 

I shouldn't ask this, but...who'd be the butch and who'd be the bitch?

Foley would be the bitch. After weeks in an abusive relationship, Foley snaps and puts the mandible claw on Hart, resulting in death. This sets up a great court room drama where Foley tires to gain his freedom and keep himself from the chair by using battered wife syndrom as a defense.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Time for new GMs...

Yeah, Time for Mick Foley and Bret Hart...

 

...who will immediately be booked to have sexual tension between them and wind up in each others arms

WORST MENTAL PICTURE EVER!

 

I shouldn't ask this, but...who'd be the butch and who'd be the bitch?

Foley would be the bitch. After weeks in an abusive relationship, Foley snaps and puts the mandible claw on Hart, resulting in death. This sets up a great court room drama where Foley tires to gain his freedom and keep himself from the chair by using battered wife syndrom as a defense.

Sadly, this would fit into the current WWE perfectly.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Foley would be the bitch. After weeks in an abusive relationship, Foley snaps and puts the mandible claw on Hart, resulting in death. This sets up a great court room drama where Foley tires to gain his freedom and keep himself from the chair by using battered wife syndrom as a defense.

I thought Mick would set Bret on fire while he's asleep in bed so they could immediately sign the TV-movie agreement and a new book deal.

[Guest Dmann2000]

Foley would be the bitch. After weeks in an abusive relationship, Foley snaps and puts the mandible claw on Hart, resulting in death. This sets up a great court room drama where Foley tires to gain his freedom and keep himself from the chair by using battered wife syndrom as a defense.

"I just couldn't take it your honor...He kept saying he was the Best there is was and ever will be. And he was obsessed will all the men who screwed him in the past. He didn't give a damn about the man who was screwing him at the present"

 

God I'm so sick sometimes

[Guest HartFan86]

So now MSG is sold out? Hmm

[Guest AndrewTS]

Bah...so they are sold out?

[Guest RepoMan]

I mark for giant teddy bears.

[Guest HartFan86]

BENOIT IS THE GUY IN THE BEAR OUTFIT

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Good to see they're making good use of Shannon Moore.

 

"I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU!" *mark out*

[Guest Nevermortal]

Haha, Angle destroys the Smackdown party. Tremendous.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BROTHER LOVE!