The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

He better not work too hard now...

 

Show might dislodge a piece of fat and get a heart attack if he moves too fast, you know!

[Guest HartFan86]

I don't get why they just didn't do the full Big Show look change before he came to SD. Shave his head, new ring attire, lose some of the body hair, maybe visit a tanning booth.....maybe lose 200 or so pounds.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

I don't get why they just didn't do the full Big Show look change before he came to SD. Shave his head, new ring attire, lose some of the body hair, maybe visit a tanning booth.....maybe lose 200 or so pounds.

Cause Big Show didn't want to take that effort?

 

...great...Show's STILL in the ring?

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh my god, Big Show is holding SD hostage cause he's hungry.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Those pants are probably size...what...70?

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Oh great. This sucks. Get Show out of the ring! I want Mattitude dammit!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Those pants are probably size...what...70?

<B&R Mr. Freeze>Nope...always go a size smaller...makes me look slimmer!

[Guest HartFan86]

Even if the bump it self was fucking retarded....seeing him military press Undertaker is crazy.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oh my god, Big Show is holding SD hostage cause he's hungry.

Bring him a Hungry Man XXL!! ....TRUCK!

[Guest AndrewTS]

Those pants are probably size...what...70?

<B&R Mr. Freeze>Nope...always go a size smaller...makes me look slimmer!

Er...from the Schumaker "film?"

 

DIE!!

[Guest Nevermortal]

Shutup Big Show!

 

 

 

 

 

minor distraction

[Guest HartFan86]

Holy shit this is boring as hell and the crowd is just fucking dead. Someone bring out the smelling salt.

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Finally. Here comes Lesnar. This segment went at least 5 minutes too long.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

LESNAR FACE POP!

 

I guess everyone just wants him to shut up Big Show.

[Guest Dmann2000]

I think he's going back to calling himself The Giant

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Face pop for Brock!

 

Better than Show being the face, that's for damn sure.

[Guest HartFan86]

I thought Lesnar was a big guy.....Big Show just towers over him.

[Guest AndrewTS]

KILL HIM BROCK!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Those pants are probably size...what...70?

<B&R Mr. Freeze>Nope...always go a size smaller...makes me look slimmer!

Er...from the Schumaker "film?"

 

DIE!!

EEEP!

 

HEH! Lesnar speaks for the Smarks!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Lesnar's shooting, brother!

[Guest HartFan86]

Hey, Brock tells it like it is.

[Guest RepoMan]

I love shoot comments that aren't suppossed to be shoot comments!

[Guest AndrewTS]

HAHAHAHHA!!

 

"Giant piece of...s***!!"

[Guest Nevermortal]

I hope that Brock & Show have a Monster Truck Battle atop MSG...

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Big Show apparently forgetting about the Yokozuna casket match from Rumble 94...

[Guest HartFan86]

This is pathetic. Big Show does shit for all of 2002, then the WWE randomly pushes him as some type of threat to Lesnar and actually have them set to fight on the PPV.

 

THE BROOD!

[Guest Nevermortal]

THE BROOD! MARKAGE!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

THE BROOD'S MUSIC! *marks out*

[Guest AndrewTS]

*Big Show eats the mic*

 

 

Er...you're forgiven, SD.

 

WAAAH!! Gangrel, Christian, and Edge.

 

I miss Gangrel.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

BROOD MUSIC!