The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02

[Guest HartFan86]

Anyone notice Edge has new boots? it looks sorta like he has chin pads.

[Guest HartFan86]

Scott Steiner mention!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Kick that gangly motherfuckers ass Benoit!

 

He's looking at you goofy and wandering around lost between moves...KILL KILL KILL!

[Guest HartFan86]

Oh my god, that dropkick was awesome! Benoit is the man, period.

[Guest AndrewTS]

SHIT!!! Awesome dropkick there--nasty looking.

 

Heheh...this is great. Muhahaha!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

*Digs a 20 foot deep grave to toss Edge in for after this match.

[Guest HartFan86]

Man, Benoit fucked up Edge's eye during that dropkick and now Edge has a bloddy nose. He's just murdering him in there.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Muhahaha! That's a thing of beauty--man, Edge is getting the shit kicked out of him, ain't he? Edge sells pretty damn well here, I must admit.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Ladies and gentlemen...here's your gory horror for the evening...the disection of Edge.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

No...Grabbing him with your injured shoulder and throwing him off the top rope is the anti-selling.

[Guest HartFan86]

FUCK YOU WWE FOR YOUR GAY COMMERCIAL. WHY CAN'T YOU DO THAT DURING FAT ASS VS. FAT ASS LATER? FUCK YOU

[Guest AndrewTS]

FUCK! TOP ROPE X-FACTOR!!

 

I was hoping for an Superbomb--eh, maybe later.

 

FUCK!! COMMERCIAL BREAK!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Commercial break during a match...

 

NITRO POWER!

 

Though, in all fairness, WWF used to do this during old Raws and Superstars

[Guest HartFan86]

This is so stupid. If they really needed 5 minutes for a commercial, cut one of the shit matches tonight no one will give a flying fuck about.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

Yeah gotta fit in the commercials at Edge/Benoit so we can have the Big Show and Lesnar confrontation or whatever in all it's glorious majesty.

[Guest HartFan86]

CROSSFACE MOTHER FUCKER

[ChrisMWaters 0]

CROSSFACE! BLOCKED DROPKICK TO THE CROSSFACE!

 

DAMN THAT ROPE RULE!

[Guest HartFan86]

Random observation but the house lights are REALLY obvious tonight. Look behind the announce table. It's totally dark.

[Guest AndrewTS]

No...Grabbing him with your injured shoulder and throwing him off the top rope is the anti-selling.

Well, at the time...

 

LOCOMOTION SUPLEXES!!

 

DIE! EDGE! DIE!!

 

SWANDIIIIII--ah, damnit!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Random observation but the house lights are REALLY obvious tonight. Look behind the announce table. It's totally dark.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

 

Kinda reminds me of the old events from the early 80s.

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

Screw Show/Rikishi. Show more of Stephs tits

[Guest HartFan86]

Damn Edge for no selling his shoulder.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

....Edge is channeling Rhyno when doing his spears now.

[Guest AndrewTS]

I wonder what that move is supposed to be--a bulldog? Armbar takedown? WTF?!

 

Did he just CHOP Beonit?!

 

FUCK! Not the spear!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Guest HartFan86]

TAP EDGE YOU FUCK TAP

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

TAP EDGE!!! SQUEAL!!!!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

WHEN TAG-CHAMPS COLLIDE!

[Guest HartFan86]

Great opener despite the fucking horrible, horrible finish.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

And Edge no-sells to victory.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

I can't believe Benoit had to job to the spear of eternal suckiness and medicority.