The one and only Smackdown! thread for 31st Oct02

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Brock is obviously going as Goldberg this year.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Ladies and Gentlemen...the set up for the break up.

 

F5 HEYMAN!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Oh please.

 

I could beat the Big Show

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oooooh...Brock lookin' pissed.

 

Wow, is Lesnar getting some fan reaction?

[Guest HartFan86]

That was a pretty good segment...sure as hell building up Brock squashing the Big Show. Hey, if he can't do power moves to the Big Show...why not try to wrestle a ***+ match out of him? May work.

[Guest AndrewTS]

The Halloween party = Sportz Entertainment I can live with--but WHY IS MAE YOUNG BACK TO HAUNT US?!?! She should be with her son Thing on Raw.

[Guest Dmann2000]

I see in Big Show's future....

 

...a shooting BROCK press

[Guest AndrewTS]

That was a pretty good segment...sure as hell building up Brock squashing the Big Show. Hey, if he can't do power moves to the Big Show...why not try to wrestle a ***+ match out of him? May work.

The only way THAT is going to happen is if they sign a three way with Brock vs. Show vs. Angle/Benoit/Eddy/etc, and Big Show spends the match standing in the corner picking his nose.

[Guest HartFan86]

OK, so Big Show now wrestles in street clothes? Gotcha.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Big Show's so lazy he couldn't be bothered to wear tights.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know what's funny...I think Big Show shaved his head completely bald while in OVW.

 

He might look better in that.

 

...wait...Big Show wrestles in street clothes now?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Big Show as a short-haired, really fat Al Snow?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He's channeling the Bossman now.

[Guest HartFan86]

You know what's funny...I think Big Show shaved his head completely bald while in OVW.

You know what's REALLY funny? This is the man who actually used to weigh 400 pounds in WCW.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Thank God Big Show has a shirt on.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

He was an impressive looking guy when he debuted in WCW, adnd he could move pretty good for a big guy.

 

Now he gets paid alot to do nothing.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

You know what's funny...I think Big Show shaved his head completely bald while in OVW.

You know what's REALLY funny? This is the man who actually used to weigh 400 pounds in WCW.

Hehe...true.

[Guest HartFan86]

Holy shit, that was pretty impressive.

[Guest Insane Clown Dan]

Oh lord, the use of the BUTT thumping of doom in the corner.

 

::sigh::... you never thought he'd bring it back for his greatest run in the WWE so far

[Guest AndrewTS]

Big Show is looking at Rikishi like he was a big plate of sausage!

 

And goodbye, Rikishi! Muhahah!

[Guest HartFan86]

That's.....a squash.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Enjoy this time while it lasts, Paul, because you're going to be gobbled up by the BROCK LOBSTER~!

[Guest El Luchadore Magnifico]

Damn, Show actually looked decent in there.

 

Could it be that he's finally taking his job seriously and is actually gonna work in the ring?

 

...

 

Naaaaah.

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

If anyone is wondering the last time Big Show did ANYTHING worth watching...

 

it was right after he debuted, and Austin pinned him clean on a RAW leading into Mania 15.

 

The match was actually alright...but it was all Austin.

[Guest HartFan86]

Big Show is blown up after a 3 minute match. Great.

[Guest AndrewTS]

...Show's already covered in sweat.

[Guest HartFan86]

Is Brock gunna go confront the Big Show?

 

Is Heyman gunna be invovled?

 

Will Big Show try to eat Rikishi during the commercial break?

 

FIND OUT!

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Perhaps that's why he had the old outfits.

 

Though...the stuff he wore tonight means we got to see less of his ugly body...

[Guest Dmann2000]

Maybe Show has something written into his contract that he gets a push around Survivor Series (2000 excluded)

[Guest AndrewTS]

How to easily beat Big Show: run, and make him chase you until he's winded--poke him in the chest, and pin him.